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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Gobbeldygook posted:

https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1211685814364704769
https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1211688027535355911
https://twitter.com/innercitypress/status/1211694849709236225
the bitcoiner that went to north korea to help them evade sanctions is being released on bail even though he's discussed renouncing his citizenship and fleeing overseas and has unknown amounts of crypto assets.

his dad is totally gonna lose his house over this

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i'm not actually sure how bail collateral works, does that mean the sister and parents' houses are together valued at over a million dollars? if so i think they'll be fine

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
that particular bitcoiner was insufferable on king of the nerds season 1

ask me how i know this :suicide:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
jk don't ask me

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

:eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop: :eyepop:

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Endless Mike posted:

was that the one where someone was booed for saying it should be illegal for children to buy heroin?

probably

i think in 2008 or 2012 there was a woman who thought it was ok for parents to sell their children into prostitution

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

...! posted:

that particular bitcoiner was insufferable on king of the nerds season 1

ask me how i know this :suicide:

I am John Galt and I am the one asking

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Lutha Mahtin posted:

probably

i think in 2008 or 2012 there was a woman who thought it was ok for parents to sell their children into prostitution

look timmy hasn't been pulling his weight re: the dishes, how else am i going to extract value from him

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Shame Boy posted:

look timmy hasn't been pulling his weight re: the dishes, how else am i going to extract value from him

the only explicit example I know is that gary johnson suggested that driver's licenses were maybe a good idea and got booed

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

KnifeWrench posted:

the only explicit example I know is that gary johnson suggested that driver's licenses were maybe a good idea and got booed

lol yeah that was it

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Lutha Mahtin posted:

probably

i think in 2008 or 2012 there was a woman who thought it was ok for parents to sell their children into prostitution

mainlining that rothbard

Shame Boy posted:

i'm not actually sure how bail collateral works, does that mean the sister and parents' houses are together valued at over a million dollars? if so i think they'll be fine

depends where they live

there are a lot of places in the us where $500,000 buys you maybe a lovely teardown

and renting a lovely rental is $3,000 a month if you can find it

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

AlbieQuirky posted:

depends where they live

there are a lot of places in the us where $500,000 buys you maybe a lovely teardown

and renting a lovely rental is $3,000 a month if you can find it
his dad's house is worth $835,000 and they live in alabama, so there's a very real chance his parents own an old plantation.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Lutha Mahtin posted:

probably

i think in 2008 or 2012 there was a woman who thought it was ok for parents to sell their children into prostitution

Mary Ruwart, 2008. The line is from her book Short Answers to the Tough Questions.

quote:

Children who willingly participate in sexual acts have the right to make that decision as well, even if it's distasteful to us personally. Some children will make poor choices just as some adults do in smoking and drinking to excess. When we outlaw child pornography, the prices paid for child performers rise, increasing the incentives for parents to use children against their will.

KnifeWrench posted:

the only explicit example I know is that gary johnson suggested that driver's licenses were maybe a good idea and got booed

He was also booed for suggesting maybe it shouldn't be legal to sell heroin to minors.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
why must it always come back to age of consent

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

Gobbeldygook posted:

the bitcoiner that went to north korea to help them evade sanctions is being released on bail even though he's discussed renouncing his citizenship and fleeing overseas and has unknown amounts of crypto assets.

so basically he has no real money at all, should reduce his flight risk

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




ymgve posted:

so basically he has no real money at all, should reduce his flight risk
converting his fun money to cash then getting it seized while attempting to flee would be a good laugh.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Boxturret posted:

why must it always come back to age of consent

hm yes, why indeed?

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Gobbeldygook posted:

his dad's house is worth $835,000 and they live in alabama, so there's a very real chance his parents own an old plantation.

how much litter has he pulled out of trees though? has he ever walked in the rain for other people?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

...! posted:

ask me, how. i know this
:whoa:

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Wheany posted:

how long has it been now?

i remembered this from when i noticed jeong's super bland honeypot tweets. it was written in august 2018
https://twitter.com/sarahjeong/status/1034869722708234240

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
a buttcoin is a coin made of butts

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzxdVsp5QSw

god dammit dave go back to talking about $500,000 oscilloscopes

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope
dave: "crypto freaking currencies"

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

:wrong:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Gobbeldygook posted:

his dad's house is worth $835,000 and they live in alabama, so there's a very real chance his parents own an old plantation.

gently caress those loving fucks, then :thermidor:

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

"Gobbeldygoop” posted:

crypto assets.


Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


What was the prediction for today again. Wasn't someone supposed to eat their dick or something.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

The Little Death posted:

What was the prediction for today again. Wasn't someone supposed to eat their dick or something.

bitcoin will reach 1000000 by the end of 2019 or mccafe will idk die of the results of a life of drug abuse or something

still 2019 where i am for over an hour he still has time

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i was basically right

https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/...yptocurrency%2F

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

by model he means a model train he wrote BITCOINS on

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


So today is when Craig Wright is supposed to be able to unlock the tulip trust, right?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



LanceHunter posted:

So today is when Craig Wright is supposed to be able to unlock the tulip trust, right?

that’s the boast, anyway.

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Shame Boy posted:

by model he means a model train he wrote BITCOINS on

by model he means prostitute he hired to yell numbers at him

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
so it’s 366 days until mcafee eats his dick

yawn

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Midjack posted:

that’s the boast, anyway.

speaking of craig's boasts about the first of the year, apparently in simpler, less litigious times, he said bitcoin would be gone by now

https://u.today/bitcoin-has-one-day-left-until-fatal-flaw-destroys-it-according-to-craig-wrights-prediction

maybe that's why he was so nonchalant with the legal system

maybe that's why he doesn't care if he never gets them back

oh craig...

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
so has a serious man in a hat and trench coat knocked on craig's door and handed him a worn yellowed envelop with "satoshi" written on it yet?

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Boxturret posted:

so has a serious man in a hat and trench coat knocked on craig's door and handed him a worn yellowed envelop with "satoshi" written on it yet?

Satoshi “Craig” Nakamoto answers the door naked,his member swollen and suffering from gangrene due to the rubber bands around his penis and scrotum.

Banzai 3
May 8, 2007
I'm only here for the weekly 24 bitchfest.
Pillbug

Boxturret posted:

so has a serious man in a hat and trench coat knocked on craig's door and handed him a worn yellowed envelop with "satoshi" written on it yet?

my money is on claiming a delay due to wildfires

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CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




I thought he already walked it back during the trial with "the courier went out of business so you cant subpoena them to see if I made all this up" or something.

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