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40-Degree Day
Sep 24, 2012


A YouTube video of a fat Brazilian guy with no shirt on explaining the difference between Diablo 2 and Diablo 3.

He would go "da ting about Jablo is..."

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Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away
Every once in a while I get a wild hair up my rear end about tracking down an old sci-fi comic my grandma had in her RV when I was a kid, then quickly realize the futility of it. I remember a single frame only, what I think was either an astronaut or a time traveler visiting a more advanced civilization and marveling at a machine resembling a microwave as it synthesizes what I specifically remember to be a plate of fish and chips (the astronaut describes it as such). The art style was realistic, resembling the old hand drawn movie posters from the 60s/70s, or that of Tales from the Crypt, in fact it might be an old TftC issue, gramma had tons of em. This is literally all I know. I've pretty much resigned myself to never finding out, but if someone knows what it is it would scratch one hell of an itch. This comic would probably have been from the 70s or 80s.

Nastyman fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Dec 26, 2019

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Disco Pope posted:

I swear I remember a Coke commercial in the mid-90s that parodied Doom, where a player character tried all kinds of weapons on an enemy before finding a Coke and sharing a friendly moment with it instead.

I cannot find a trace of this, and only saw it once. I wonder if I imagined it, because it might skew a little violent for an advert.

Edit: holy poo poo, tried DuckDuckGo and found it!


https://youtu.be/WmYSuV6-zBQ

I'd like to rip
And tear your guts
In perfect harmony

ZearothK
Aug 25, 2008

I've lost twice, I've failed twice and I've gotten two dishonorable mentions within 7 weeks. But I keep coming back. I am The Trooper!

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021


Trying to find a comic where Daisy (from Ducktales) is a ballet dancer and Donald Duck is competing with some buff Duck for her attentions.

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
An old YouTube video of magician R Paul Wilson (from The Real Hustle) performing the Gypsy Monte card trick. It was taken down from YouTube years ago and I've never found another copy.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Nastyman posted:

Every once in a while I get a wild hair up my rear end about tracking down an old sci-fi comic my grandma had in her RV when I was a kid, then quickly realize the futility of it. I remember a single frame only, what I think was either an astronaut or a time traveler visiting a more advanced civilization and marveling at a machine resembling a microwave as it synthesizes what I specifically remember to be a plate of fish and chips (the astronaut describes it as such). The art style was realistic, resembling the old hand drawn movie posters from the 60s/70s, or that of Tales from the Crypt, in fact it might be an old TftC issue, gramma had tons of em. This is literally all I know. I've pretty much resigned myself to never finding out, but if someone knows what it is it would scratch one hell of an itch. This comic would probably have been from the 70s or 80s.

Dan Dare is about astronauts. Also contains time travel and fish and chips.

Seems like a decent candidate to look into.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Jeza posted:

Dan Dare is about astronauts. Also contains time travel and fish and chips.

Seems like a decent candidate to look into.

You might be on to something. It's been so long I don't recognize anything specific but the art style and period seems right, and we do get a lot of cultural flotsam from Britain. I'm away for the holidays but I'll take a deeper dive once I get back home. This is a really good lead, thanks!

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
A reliable font of dopamine and serotonin... but than when I find some it just gets less and less effective till I have to move on to the next thing.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Call Your Grandma posted:

There was a music video on MuchMusic (Canadian version of MTV that was basically 100% music videos at the time but also had the CRTC-mandated CanCon rules) in the early-mid nineties. It was some alternative-rock band and the video was either in black and white or just extremely desaturated.

The video featured the band in a garage playing their music, cut with the story of a kid on his bike. The kid is sad about things (that probably also happened in the music video??) and the one part that I remember is that he writes his name on the street with the tires of his bike. I *think* the band's drummer had the name "the acorns" or "the squirrels" or something like that on his drum-kit. I could never find the video through google and I'm not sure if I actually liked the song or not.

I remember this Music Video. Could it have been an early Our Lady Peace?

MamatKunem
Oct 15, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Looking for a porn video featuring a Japanese milf. Last I saw it it was called "mother son incest creampie". The women wore a blue blouse and they have sex on a couch. She never fully takes her clothes off and in the end he cums on her clothed stomach.

I have been looking for this video for years. I always browse those pornhub playlists with hundreds of videos but I have never found it.

Solitair
Feb 18, 2014

TODAY'S GONNA BE A GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY!!!
My roommate just asked me about an anime that he's been looking for that he saw in high school. He knows it aired on Funimation, and guesses the original air date to be from 2009-2011. From what he told me, it's about an internet troll guy who meets a girl who can pull swords from another dimension, at one point doing so from a wall. He's trying to learn how to do the same thing, since he has that as a buried ability; he wrongly thinks it's a property of a sword he owns, but in reality that sword is a fake. I don't know anything about it beyond that.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The real ultimate power movie.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEUN4w65BZ0

not this one

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

I'm trying to remember the name of a really lovely old PC platformer I played probably in the mid to late 90s. It had one of the weirdest design flaws I've ever seen. Whenever you scrolled the screen it just showed you garbage data unless you went into the menu and back out again. The programmer's solution to this was to have this demonstrated by the game's demo that autoplays in the main menu so you know it's supposed to look like that.

Also for shits and giggles can someone find the avatar I used as a teen. You can see part of it in this picture.

VileLL
Oct 3, 2015


Captain Splendid posted:

An anime with 2 detectives but they're aware they're in a cartoon and can guess where to look based on which elements are on the animation slide.

was this the thing?

https://i.imgur.com/AEa9jVC.jpg

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Precisely!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

rodbeard posted:

I'm trying to remember the name of a really lovely old PC platformer I played probably in the mid to late 90s. It had one of the weirdest design flaws I've ever seen. Whenever you scrolled the screen it just showed you garbage data unless you went into the menu and back out again. The programmer's solution to this was to have this demonstrated by the game's demo that autoplays in the main menu so you know it's supposed to look like that.

Also for shits and giggles can someone find the avatar I used as a teen. You can see part of it in this picture.


NO ONE CHANGE THIS POSTER'S AVATAR. NO ONE

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Does someone know where this song is from? It's too 16-bit-ish to be from Starcraft.

From 0:17 on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHPktkqxp8Y&hd=1&t=17s

crip drinkn milk
Jan 31, 2001

IS DOG VEGABLE?
A blog by a lady who lived in a tent sort or hobo encampment near a freeway, she was boosting electricity from a light pole and other hobo-ish things.

- she was mentally unwell
- she used to work for nasa and her work may have been nuclear physics related
- she was into bondage/bdsm poo poo
- she might have been into radio/HAM
- this might have been geocities/angelfire hosted, it had that vibe anyway

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

crip drinkn milk posted:

A blog by a lady who lived in a tent sort or hobo encampment near a freeway, she was boosting electricity from a light pole and other hobo-ish things.

- she was mentally unwell
- she used to work for nasa and her work may have been nuclear physics related
- she was into bondage/bdsm poo poo
- she might have been into radio/HAM
- this might have been geocities/angelfire hosted, it had that vibe anyway

Oh man I forgot about this.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Faye King. That's the title.

obscure_reference
Jan 7, 2012

crip drinkn milk posted:

A blog by a lady who lived in a tent sort or hobo encampment near a freeway, she was boosting electricity from a light pole and other hobo-ish things.

- she was mentally unwell
- she used to work for nasa and her work may have been nuclear physics related
- she was into bondage/bdsm poo poo
- she might have been into radio/HAM
- this might have been geocities/angelfire hosted, it had that vibe anyway

Faye Kane? Can't remember if it was on blogspot or geocities. One of those earlier internet things that I hoped was fictional/exaggerated. Definitely NSFW though.

crip drinkn milk
Jan 31, 2001

IS DOG VEGABLE?
That poo poo was crazy as gently caress. I remember an entry where she put testosterone gel all over her skin which made her man-horny and (paraphrasing here) :

"I got so horny that I wanted to stand by the side of the freeway rubbing my oval office at passing cars, hoping one would stop and get out to rape me".

She must have been featured on the forums or something for me to come across it I'm guessing.

Jables88
Jul 26, 2010
Tortured By Flan
Does anyone remember a front page article that was doing something like mocking a forum of people who believed that if you cracked open a tortoise it would be full of treasure?
But then it turned out that the forum was itself fake and made up by FYAD or something as bait?
Am I losing my mind here?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Jables88 posted:

Does anyone remember a front page article that was doing something like mocking a forum of people who believed that if you cracked open a tortoise it would be full of treasure?
But then it turned out that the forum was itself fake and made up by FYAD or something as bait?
Am I losing my mind here?
That rings a bell, and searching the front page for "tortoise treasure" brought up this article: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/internet-discount-barn-2/

But it does feel like there's more to it, along the lines of what you say. Maybe David Thorpe workshopped the idea on the forums or maybe I'm just primed to expect more now.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
a majestic picture of a mountain top but on the lower part of the picture there's a little cave with a guy in it, and the guy is either mooning the camera or taking a poo poo

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

little munchkin posted:

a majestic picture of a mountain top but on the lower part of the picture there's a little cave with a guy in it, and the guy is either mooning the camera or taking a poo poo

Is that the one where the guy has eaten all his own poo poo like it’s peanut butter and then he’s trying to eat blood but there is none because he ate all his ancestral memory and was never really true to anyone? Abstract poo poo man I never get it. :downs:

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Is that the one where the guy has eaten all his own poo poo like it’s peanut butter and then he’s trying to eat blood but there is none because he ate all his ancestral memory and was never really true to anyone? Abstract poo poo man I never get it. :downs:

no

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Jables88 posted:

Does anyone remember a front page article that was doing something like mocking a forum of people who believed that if you cracked open a tortoise it would be full of treasure?
But then it turned out that the forum was itself fake and made up by FYAD or something as bait?
Am I losing my mind here?

I remember an article from maybe 2003 or 2004 about someone wanting to "clean" their tortoise, cracking open their tortoise, seeing it's heart, and asking online if anyone else's tortoise had a ruby in it. Can't remember if it was here or somethwere else, or if it was real at all though.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

I read a book/novella online about a guy who infiltrated terrorist groups, helped them do their attack, and then found another one to facilitate. It ended up being a love story and was loosely based on the Aum Shinkrikyo attacks. I think it probably got pulled down after 9/11 and I'm not even sure I want to read it again so much as confirm it wasn't a fever dream.

Guffikins
Jul 4, 2004

In 2004 Fox had a two episode knockoff of the Bachelor called The Littlest Groom, where the bachelor and the contestants were all midgets. I remember it being the funniest goddamn thing I had ever watched, and I’ve tried to find the full length episodes for years and It’s like the whole thing vanished.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I remember an article from maybe 2003 or 2004 about someone wanting to "clean" their tortoise, cracking open their tortoise, seeing it's heart, and asking online if anyone else's tortoise had a ruby in it. Can't remember if it was here or somethwere else, or if it was real at all though.

w...what

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS

Solice Kirsk posted:

I remember an article from maybe 2003 or 2004 about someone wanting to "clean" their tortoise, cracking open their tortoise, seeing it's heart, and asking online if anyone else's tortoise had a ruby in it. Can't remember if it was here or somethwere else, or if it was real at all though.

That sounds like the turtle treasure forum on SA's front page

I think they were fabricated forum posts about cracking open turtles for treasure.

I hope they were faked

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/hidden-gems-weekend/

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/more-hidden-gems/

Kharnifex fucked around with this message at 13:54 on Jan 9, 2020

MrChrome
Jan 21, 2001

MrChrome posted:

I've been trying to ID this song for 15 years. It's the second to last song in an hour long DJ set which has no artist or title.

Here's a 45 second sample:
https://marcsanta.com/untitled.mp3

The singers voice makes me laugh. I also thing the song is kind of a jam.

I've tried Shazam and Googling the lyrics. The mix has a bunch of remixes of 70s-80s songs so maybe this is a remake of something from that period?

Found it. It's been really more like 20 years that I've been looking for this. For reference, here's a clip that I uploaded to Youtube hoping that their content searching algorithms would find it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IkBhqi311Y

Listening to this the other day, I noticed that the beat in the background sounds familiar. At 30 seconds in the Youtube clip you can kind of hear it. I tracked it down to a song that I had heard before, here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KR737-A2Z6c&t=60s

Wait a minute, this is sounding even more familiar. Could it be?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

OH I GET IT NOW. This sample is used EVERYWHERE. The original sample is from "He's the Greatest Dancer" by Sister Sledge. It was released in 1979. I found a definitive guide to everywhere it is sampled:

http://www.chictribute.com/disco/emul.html

About half way down this list I finally found it. The song is "Layton & Stone - Better World (Club Mix)". They're a German one hit wonder and they released this song in 2001.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA5d4qLCE7Y&t=90s

This leaves one stone left to overturn. What does the lead singer look like? For 20 years I've been wanted to see this guy. Turns out his name is Leonard Major and this is the only song he's ever sang. Here's the original music video. It's got all of 400 hits on Vimeo. I'm excited to hear the rest of the lyrics.

https://vimeo.com/90735004

Section 9
Mar 24, 2003

Hair Elf
I've been searching on and off for years to find the movie "Strangler vs Strangler", specifically the Canon Films English dub. A friend and I caught it randomly on some hosted movie show on TV in the early 90's (searches have led me to believe it must have been Joe Bob Briggs.) I don't know what the original Serbian script is like, but the English dub was hilariously bad and was a source of tons of in-jokes for us for years. I've found some places to buy the original Serbian version, and I think I even once found it uploaded to some website, but I have never been able to find the English dub for sale or otherwise. I expect I never will since Canon Films is long gone and I doubt such an obscure film would ever get any sort of re-release, even if it is apparently a cult classic in its homeland. Probably for the best as I'm sure actually seeing it again wouldn't live up to the nostalgia.

It's a Serbian horror-comedy about a man who sells carnations, lives with his abusive mother, and starts strangling women who won't buy his flowers. There is an inept detective following the case who lives alone with his cat who speaks to him with text screens (like old silent movie cards, not sure what the technical term is,) and a young punk band singer who develops a psychic link to the carnation selling serial killer (the name of his band is "The Stranglers" thus the title "Strangler vs Strangler".)

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUWTSl4HK0s

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

MrChrome posted:

About half way down this list I finally found it. The song is "Layton & Stone - Better World (Club Mix)". They're a German one hit wonder and they released this song in 2001.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA5d4qLCE7Y&t=90s

This leaves one stone left to overturn. What does the lead singer look like? For 20 years I've been wanted to see this guy. Turns out his name is Leonard Major and this is the only song he's ever sang. Here's the original music video. It's got all of 400 hits on Vimeo. I'm excited to hear the rest of the lyrics.

https://vimeo.com/90735004

We should find out if this guy is still alive and what's he's up to now, just to complete this journey

Mind over Matter
Jun 1, 2007
Four to a dollar.



I started reading this thread and was all prepared to post the white whale that has haunted me since the 90s. A TV movie I saw about the first manned Mars mission, everything starts to go wrong and then there's a freaky twist ending which was really the only reason it stayed in my mind. I think I may have dug up the name of it once years ago, but it had long since been forgotten. The only other thing I had remembered was that I thought I watched it when it played opposite the Superbowl on another channel.

Then I got to recommendations to check out DuckDuckGo, and after a few searches and poking around IMDB and Wikipedia (where another page mentions it but it does not have a page of its own) I found it! Special Report: Journey to Mars. And more over, someone uploaded it on YouTube only two drat months ago! Turns out it aired opposite the Academy Awards, not the Superbowl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqgydzgP9tU

So in the space of a few hours this thread reminded me of, helped me name, and helped me find my 25 year white whale.

literally a hog
Jan 5, 2006

Mandarrrrrk! Bring me the head of Dexter and Dee Dee shall forever be yours!
I asked this before in one of the Star Trek threads and got nothing:

Can anyone tell me if that old rear end A/T thread(I think it was Ask/Tell) from pre 2008 from with all the behind the scenes stories from working on one or more of the 90's Star Trek series is goldmined/archived?
Had stories like Jonathan Frakes pulling pranks and throwing a crazy bouncy ball in the room directly under some exec's office as hard as he possibly could. The exec was known to have a terrible temper and came out red faced screaming ready to murder whoever did it, but he sees its Frakes and he just can't say poo poo to him, so he turns around and just goes back to his office. Also possibly the Dr. Bashir/Captain Sisko real life, on set feud stories from DS9?

It seemed like it was very popular reading and linked in GBS regularly to people back then, but I haven't seen it in probably a decade and I've looked in the archives and haven't found it. I'm hoping it didn't get deleted because I remember there being some really good stories in there Id like to show other people.

wit
Jul 26, 2011
There was this amazing documentary on UK channel 4 decade or so ago that had an actual scientist follow around and heckle a cryptozoologist as he basically paid god knows how much in tourist chain yankery to find the mapinguari, a giant sloth. Close to the end if my hazy memory is correct, he was told all kinds of stupid gibberish powers it had (I think mostly by children in a village, nonsense like it had several heads and its breath was a deadly poison), and STILL paid some locals to take him up to where it was last spotted, they took him and dr. heckler md there and I swear I saw everyone on camera smirking like hell or at least trying not to as he made this moo noise he thought mythological giant sloths with magic powers made. The end of it was basically him flouncing that the scientist was making fun of it.

Also good but buried, was another UK show, where they did a documentary on varying degrees of white nationalists/jingoists/complete racists, then gave them their DNA results to show they were all goddamn mongrels like the rest of us. I remember one wouldn't continue the show, but the rest were like "yeah, so like I said, if you're third or second generation and look white, you're british." Basically the no entry point was whatever their own results showed. Pretty vicious given that it seemed clear they'd been asked all their beliefs THEN given the results. Enjoyed it though, Gary Bushell was in it, I remember that much.

wit fucked around with this message at 13:45 on Jan 10, 2020

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

wit posted:

There was this amazing documentary on UK channel 4 decade or so ago that had an actual scientist follow around and heckle a cryptozoologist as he basically paid god knows how much in tourist chain yankery to find the mapinguari, a giant sloth. Close to the end if my hazy memory is correct, he was told all kinds of stupid gibberish powers it had (I think mostly by children in a village, nonsense like it had several heads and its breath was a deadly poison), and STILL paid some locals to take him up to where it was last spotted, they took him and dr. heckler md there and I swear I saw everyone on camera smirking like hell or at least trying not to as he made this moo noise he thought mythological giant sloths with magic powers made. The end of it was basically him flouncing that the scientist was making fun of it.

There's a paranormal/cryptozoology thread in PYF, I'd recommend asking there

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3898843

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