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If all urinals are taken, don't just awkwardly stand behind peoples' backs. Climb on someone's shoulders to form a pissing double-decker.
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The Bloop posted:Yeah in my retail management days I've cleaned enough public bathrooms to agree. I would always rather clean a men's room than a women's room at the end of the day. Bouncer in a bar in a college town that had to clean the women's restrooms at the end of the night. Yeah it's a loving warzone in there compared to the men's room.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:00
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Also if you aren't stripping down naked and doing a handstand while pissing then you're not following protocol.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:01
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The Bloop posted:Mens Rooms are a labyrinth of convoluted mores and complex unwritten rules generally there's lots of rules written, but they don't always make sense   
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Jan 2, 2020 18:01
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drat well should be.
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The Bloop posted:Yeah in my retail management days I've cleaned enough public bathrooms to agree. I would always rather clean a men's room than a women's room at the end of the day. The worst I ever had to do in a men's room was mop up (and plunge) after a severely flooded toilet. When it comes to Women's rooms I've seen some that make that bathroom in Trainspotting look pristine.
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Jan 2, 2020 18:07
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Depending on spacing, each urinal can accommodate two, possibly three streams in a crowded situation. Plus, the sinks are right there. It's all just pipes, after all.
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Parallelwoody posted:Also if you aren't stripping down naked and doing a handstand while pissing then you're not following protocol. No, that's how you're supposed to take a shower  
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Jan 2, 2020 18:11
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Explains the weird looks I've been getting then.
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Paladinus posted:If all urinals are taken, don't just awkwardly stand behind peoples' backs. Climb on someone's shoulders to form a pissing double-decker. 
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Jan 2, 2020 19:05
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Of course it's wrong, there's a free urinal right there.
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MizPiz posted:Women find "bathroom etiquette" a mystery because they're all disgusting pieces of poo poo who literally throw their used tampons and crap-covered toilet paper at the walls. im a trans woman. ive been using men's restrooms all my life. i still think it's bullshit.
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Jan 2, 2020 19:27
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Parallelwoody posted:Bouncer in a bar in a college town that had to clean the women's restrooms at the end of the night. Yeah it's a loving warzone in there compared to the men's room.  Have I been going to the wrong bathrooms all my life?
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Jan 2, 2020 19:35
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I mean, what's your definition of "wrong"? Sounds like you've been dodging poo poo smeared wall sized bullets.
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Jan 2, 2020 19:38
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MizPiz posted:No, that's how you're supposed to take a shower Huh, never got this cutscene when I was playing Death Stranding.
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Jan 2, 2020 19:43
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Women's rooms were more likely to have TP and poo poo thrown about but Men more frequently do the splatter poo poo up on the bowl parts you'd think we're un poopable
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Dewgy posted:Huh, never got this cutscene when I was playing Death Stranding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHIr4YCHBok
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Jan 2, 2020 19:48
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quote is not edit and I am confused
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Hirayuki posted:Goddamn, I've been using women's restrooms in many countries around the world for over forty years, and the worst I've ever seen is, like, a toilet that didn't flush or some not-visibly-filthy toilet paper on the floors. I was going to say - I've heard this 'women's public bathrooms are bloodsmeared, shitcoated hellholes' for ever but in 30 years of using them, I've only seen a really disgusting one once. (it was explosive diarrhoea btw). Every other one has been pretty ok.
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It matters if the public places have alcohol or loud music
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i would also like to add that i was a doorman at a bar and had to tidy up the restrooms at the end of the night, and without fail, the womens restroom was much worse than the mens. after living with both men and women, this was a shock to me because men are filthy.
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id like to point out that, naturally, the people who are paid to clean public toilets have probably seen more dirty public toilets than most of us
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razorrozar posted:id like to point out that, naturally, the people who are paid to clean public toilets have probably seen more dirty public toilets than most of us yeah its not that the ladies room was an effluvian sesspit every day, it was just one much more often than the mens, and when it was, it was far, far worse
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If those women didn't dirty the toilets you wouldn't have a job. Their poop pays your salary. Here's the first funny pic I found on my phone so this isn't a pure shitpost: 
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Jan 2, 2020 20:08
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The Bloop posted:Mens Rooms are a labyrinth of convoluted mores and complex unwritten rules What do you mean unwritten? If you're not reading the walls of the stalls then you have only yourself to blame for your ignorance.
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Tendales posted:What do you mean unwritten? If you're not reading the walls of the stalls then you have only yourself to blame for your ignorance. those aren't the rules. More sort of... guidelines. and offers. and poetry.
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Raptor1033 posted:Ok, just say you're using one of these urinals and it's crowded. How do you NOT stare at another dudes junk or lock eyes with someone? Just acknowledge the awkwardness, hit the flush with your foot, and walk away? Not gonna lie, first time I had to piss in a new school, I took a piss in one of those, while everyone else was staring at me like i was nuts. Get called into the principal's office, all that. Didnt get in trouble, cause well.. honest dumb rear end ignorance. Didnt help the urinals were around a corner, and that sink was in front of toilets.
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The Bloop posted:yeah its not that the ladies room was an effluvian sesspit every day, it was just one much more often than the mens, and when it was, it was far, far worse I think the only exception that I found in this case was when I was cleaning an airline's headquarters. The men's room was huge, like 18 stalls huge, but it was filthy, and there were always unflushed turds just sitting in the bowl. It wasn't even a really old building with lovely pipes, it was probably built in the mid-80's
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winterwerefox posted:Not gonna lie, first time I had to piss in a new school, I took a piss in one of those, while everyone else was staring at me like i was nuts. Get called into the principal's office, all that. Didnt get in trouble, cause well.. honest dumb rear end ignorance. Didnt help the urinals were around a corner, and that sink was in front of toilets.  sup first day in the principal's office at a new school buddy. First day at a new school in 6th grade, I got called into the principal's office. Earlier in the day, I was in art class, and I rooted through my pockets and realized I had my pocket knife with me. I just moved into a new house and used it to open boxes. I thought "oh, whatever. No big deal." And forgot about it. Some kid must have seen it and ratted me out because I got in huge trouble later. This was less than a year before 9/11 too. I was labeled a trouble kid despite being passive and friendly. What a poo poo school. Had to vent that trauma there.
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Iron Crowned posted:I think the only exception that I found in this case was when I was cleaning an airline's headquarters. The men's room was huge, like 18 stalls huge, but it was filthy, and there were always unflushed turds just sitting in the bowl. If you didn't know everyone who works for an airline hq is a sociopath, you haven't flown on a plane in the last 10 years.
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I'm the Hoge Nood
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Hearing Dutch makes me think I have brain damage, because it sounds like English but I can;t understand a single word.
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Beachcomber posted:If you didn't know everyone who works for an airline hq is a sociopath, you haven't flown on a plane in the last 10 years. Wealthy people, management, C levels and the like, are all very very nasty. They feel it is beneath them to do basic tasks.
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Fister Roboto posted:Hearing Dutch makes me think I have brain damage, because it sounds like English but I can;t understand a single word. You just reminded me of a particular bad hangover where I started reading SA and one of the threads started posting Norwegian or whatever. For a couple of minutes I was sure I had overdone it and finally actually, for real, broke my brain.
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Data Graham posted:What if the only urinal is the one that's a foot lower than the other ones? That makes you a pedo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4juMA8OZuc
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Fister Roboto posted:Hearing Dutch makes me think I have brain damage, because it sounds like English but I can;t understand a single word. As someone fluent in both English and Swedish, Dutch really triggers my "Jesus Christ I'm having a stroke" sense in the brief period before I realize all the words are just random vowels strung together with "shchtj"-sounds and go "Ah, it's Dutch!"
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Really, as native English speaker, most Germanic languages make me think I'm stroking out
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