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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1212877206277566464

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hard at work.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Fluffy plump wants some love

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1PZlHRt8sc

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

I have no idea how people have the courage to do this. Pretty sure if I ever let my cat near a pet bird, I'd be down a bird and could skip feeding my cat.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/eliistender10/status/1212666760324739076

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006
https://twitter.com/LilithLovett/status/1212613907807760384?s=19

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Xve8Bdi.mp4

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
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College Slice

1stGear posted:

I have no idea how people have the courage to do this. Pretty sure if I ever let my cat near a pet bird, I'd be down a bird and could skip feeding my cat.

In that particular case, the cat is hitting the bird and they reversed and slowed down the video to make it cuter.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
https://i.imgur.com/9jONTlD.mp4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



I kept waiting for the photographer to get blown out by a charging doe

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Tip-toe through the tulips with me~


Really gentle alpaca and really used-to-it goblin?

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
The prehensile upper lip fingers were creeping me out.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

ILL Machina posted:

The prehensile upper lip fingers were creeping me out.

They are lovely and soft and good for being gently nibbled with irl. Source: my parents own alpacas and I have been touched by their noodly appendages.

Andrew Verse
Mar 30, 2011


I have no idea how people have the courage to do this.

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Andrew Verse posted:

I have no idea how people have the courage to do this.

I would trust the gentle fingerlips of a cria with the ears of a goblincatte more than I'd trust a cat with a mouthful sized bird at least. It makes a lot more sense when you realise it's a slowed down video of a cat smacking a bird.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Just watch Caesar. He'll tell you that we're just projecting our own fears into reality. Just chill and let the cat pet the bird and it'll be fine

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



https://twitter.com/aorwiki/status/1212365064289697793

Reallycoolname
Feb 26, 2008

Take a look! It's in a book!

ILL Machina posted:

Just watch Caesar. He'll tell you that we're just projecting our own fears into reality. Just chill and let the cat pet the bird and it'll be fine

First post in the tweet thread points out that the cat was declawed and that the video was edited to make it look cute.

It's okay to want to find things cute, but not at the expense of animal cruelty. Same goes for stuff like elephant paintings and dancing bears - always do due research when an animal does something unnatural.

Anyway, behold this flooflord:

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

We all remember when evil tried to tempt the Buddha with a giant dick, but not as many people tell when he was tempted by a very cute cat wanting scritches.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Reallycoolname posted:

It's okay to want to find things cute, but not at the expense of animal cruelty. Same goes for stuff like elephant paintings and dancing bears - always do due research when an animal does something unnatural.


Totally, one of the dogs in the painting of dogs playing poker was smoking a cigar. Like playing poker is fine as long as they aren't cheating, but smoking causes lung cancer.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

wesleywillis posted:

Totally, one of the dogs in the painting of dogs playing poker was smoking a cigar. Like playing poker is fine as long as they aren't cheating, but smoking causes lung cancer.

And they should probably have one of the gambling addiction phone numbers in yellow at the bottom right in small but not-too-small print.

Also, treat animals good and don't sell them on the black market or Instagram please and thank you.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

Reallycoolname posted:

First post in the tweet thread points out that the cat was declawed and that the video was edited to make it look cute.

I think the lesson is that cats are much more efficient petters than we are and we need to step our game up to maintain their semi-approval.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Here is my dude, 100% naturally, sleep-posing with his new favorite squirtle toy.

Sparticle
Oct 7, 2012

1stGear posted:

I have no idea how people have the courage to do this. Pretty sure if I ever let my cat near a pet bird, I'd be down a bird and could skip feeding my cat.



That budgie actually escaped from a neighbor and the cat brought him in completely unharmed. Neighbors let us keep him.

Reallycoolname
Feb 26, 2008

Take a look! It's in a book!
I do wonder how much more of this stuff will happen as we inevitably domesticate every animal (and the ones that we already did becomes even more domesticated). Not like that's bad thing but hey.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Serious The Cat Who Went to Heaven vibes here.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Reallycoolname posted:

First post in the tweet thread points out that the cat was declawed and that the video was edited to make it look cute.

It's okay to want to find things cute, but not at the expense of animal cruelty. Same goes for stuff like elephant paintings and dancing bears - always do due research when an animal does something unnatural.

Anyway, behold this flooflord:



Yeah, I posted that yesterday and only after Ive read the comments and I regret posting it

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/nKm6gPK.gifv
My childhood in gif form...

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Reallycoolname posted:

First post in the tweet thread points out that the cat was declawed and that the video was edited to make it look cute.

It's okay to want to find things cute, but not at the expense of animal cruelty. Same goes for stuff like elephant paintings and dancing bears - always do due research when an animal does something unnatural.

Anyway, behold this flooflord:



:siren: New challenger approaching!:siren:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BaronVonVaderham posted:

:siren: New challenger approaching!:siren:



That looks like it could have come from the Black Metal Cats Twitter.

https://twitter.com/evilbmcats/status/1210720769946218496?s=19

Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
birds are the worst, sorry grew up with them and they suck
https://i.imgur.com/tm34AW3.mp4

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I've seen that gif of the dog feeding the rabbits some carrots countless times, but never noticed there was a piglet there, too.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



https://i.imgur.com/KbrmX09.mp4

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

BaronVonVaderham posted:

:siren: New challenger approaching!:siren:



HOW DEAR THOU TRESPASS UPON MY DOMAIN!

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Random video I just came across, but a guy rearranges his living room and his toucan is like WHAT THE gently caress and is very nervous about the whole idea:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOb0HDGUyEA

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

ILL Machina posted:

Just watch Caesar. He'll tell you that we're just projecting our own fears into reality. Just chill and let the cat pet the bird and it'll be fine

don't watch ceasar, he's an unqualified hack who gives terrible advice.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ogay0ps.mp4

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1209033907364147201

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