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Paladinus posted:I really liked her in The Talented Mr. Ripley, and in all films I've seen her in really. It's safe to say I'm sexually attracted to Gwyneth Paltrow. I want to stick my Pwyneth into Paltrow's Gwyneth. That's OK many people on this thread want to stick their Penny into...
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mallratcal posted:*Furiously checking my vagina for Gwyneth Paltrows* Its more likely than you think
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I can believe a celebrity created a billion-dollar cosmestics/bullshit empire. I cannot believe she did it with the name "Goop". Any company that pays some branding consultants $100,000 to come up with a new name is loving stupid because you can build an international behemoth named loving Goop.
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Behold, Shinjobi's plot outline for "The New Trilogy" that disney said no to 7: here's rey a nobody girl who teams up with a storm trooper sick of the bullshit and a hotshot pilot. Rey does a force thing, storm trooper almost does a force thing, pilot man shoots a big thing and saves the day. Mostly setup. Han Solo chokes on a pie and dies. 8: here's rylo ben a force bad guy who is mad pilot man shot the big thing. Pilot man is captured, storm trooper and rey go undercover and save pilot man. Day is saved--oh wait, rylo ben planned all this, poops on good guy base. Heroes run away to scramble together a good guy thing. 9: here's luke skywalker talking to han solos ghost. Luke gonna save the day. Storm trooper man and pilot man are fighting bad guys and might kiss but who knows. Rey is winging it to super magic star puncher base where rylo ben is laughing cause he's doing great. Just when rey almost gets caught luke flies by in a double x wing and laughs cause he's good and powerful. Rey makes it to rylo ben and beats him up with force magic and cuts off his hand and calls him fat and rylo ben runs away. Good guys win, rey and storm trooper man and pilot man three way kiss and luke sticks around to eat pies. 10--YEAH 10: rylo ben dies and everyone laughs except for leia and hans ghost I don't know why Disney wont return my calls
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PostNouveau posted:gently caress you netflix i know our society/culture really does a number on women but i thought everyone on the planet regardless of gender knows that gwyneth paltrow's nonsense about cramming rocks up your snooch was loving idiotic, is there really a big enough demographic that netflix creating an entire series about it could possibly be profitable? or are they so incredibly deep in the red at this point that this is gwyneth paltrow paying them to essentially make advertisements for her?
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PostNouveau posted:I can believe a celebrity created a billion-dollar cosmestics/bullshit empire. you aren't pronouncing it right, you say it gööp see now we're in $100,000 branding consultant territory
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Cowcaster posted:i know our society/culture really does a number on women but i thought everyone on the planet regardless of gender knows that gwyneth paltrow's nonsense about cramming rocks up your snooch was loving idiotic, is there really a big enough demographic that netflix creating an entire series about it could possibly be profitable? or are they so incredibly deep in the red at this point that this is gwyneth paltrow paying them to essentially make advertisements for her? wikipedia posted:In 2018, Goop raised $50 million in Series C funding from firms including NEA, Lightspeed and Felix Capital,[35] bringing total investment in the company to $82 million. The company's valuation rose to $250 million.[36]
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it's simple for a streaming service with no ad revenue, views translate to bandwidth and server costs, but not profit. so what you want is to have as few views as possible trust me, I am an expert
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PostNouveau posted:I can believe a celebrity created a billion-dollar cosmestics/bullshit empire. Goop sells vampire repellent. Everyone that works there is insane.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Goop sells vampire repellent. Everyone that works there is insane. of yeah? have you seen any vampires around gwenyth paltrow?
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just dropped hundreds of dollars at https://www.goop.com and i bought a can of air that when opened will bring misfortune to my enemies thank you gwyneth paltrow
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PostNouveau posted:I cannot believe she did it with the name "Goop". Any company that pays some branding consultants $100,000 to come up with a new name is loving stupid because you can build an international behemoth named loving Goop. Lifestyle marketing, man. Middle-to-upper-class women have a lot of disposable income. Other ways of knowing is also a fashionable thing. It's the new version of "I'm not religious I'm spiritual". So like in some circles the ideal woman will work at a genetics lab or an ad agency making six figures, then come home and do tarot and astrology unironically. Don't look at me I'm as baffled as anybody but I've seen a successful group of Sex and the City stereotypes pull out an Astrology book and honestly consider the relationship advice contained therein. It does not surprise me that Goop has an audience. Cowcaster posted:i know our society/culture really does a number on women ...you're saying The Patriarchy is somehow responsible for Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop? I mean in the same sense that everyone dug deep to help fund Theranos, I guess.
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IShallRiseAgain posted:Goop sells vampire repellent. Everyone that works there is insane. I see you too are a man of hamburgers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnpdoAIhiyo
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revwinnebago posted:Other ways of knowing is also a fashionable thing. It's the new version of "I'm not religious I'm spiritual". So like in some circles the ideal woman will work at a genetics lab or an ad agency making six figures, then come home and do tarot and astrology unironically. Don't look at me I'm as baffled as anybody but I've seen a successful group of Sex and the City stereotypes pull out an Astrology book and honestly consider the relationship advice contained therein. It does not surprise me that Goop has an audience. I know a few women like that. To a woman, their interests in astrology began ironically. It's the lady version of Zack Baggins ghost hunting
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revwinnebago posted:...you're saying The Patriarchy is somehow responsible for Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop? in what possible way is cramming rocks in all your holes for clearer skin, tighter vaginas, and weight loss not the fault of the patriarchy
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i bought a red ball-cap that says My Arms around Gwyneth pAltrow on the goop website and it whitens my teeth while i wear it
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Cubone posted:you spin me right round baby right round... Honestly I could live with that format if not for the constant BWAAAs.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:space west wing staring ian mcdiarmid as post ROTS palpatine please
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Gwyneth is the thread's most controversial female figure since the last page's controversial female figure
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Paladinus posted:I want to stick my Pwyneth into Paltrow's Gwyneth. You can't fit it in there anymore because it's filled to the brim with goop.
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Blythe Danner was hotter
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revwinnebago posted:I see you too are a man of hamburgers. uh no, I don't watch Jontron videos anymore.
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Dmitri-9 posted:Honestly I could live with that format if not for the constant BWAAAs. it takes stuff that worked from trailers that once upon a time actually got people talking, like Inception and Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, that had some artful tonal or thematic significance for the movies they were actually for, and just sort of reuse them generically because it gets you pumped it works but, like, what makes your movie special? that kind of information gets lost in the consolidation of style
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Cubone posted:it works but, like, what makes your movie special? You gotta bring back the guy who tells the whole story right up to the climax in the trailer!
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PostNouveau posted:You gotta bring back the guy who tells the whole story right up to the climax in the trailer! Combine them: "In a world, that's BWAAAH changing, only one man can BWAAAH"
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Scaramouche posted:Combine them: *super slow music* ♪ I'm blue ♫ A ba dee a ba dye
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Arcsquad12 posted:Which episode was the Gary Busey dog movie? plinketto 7
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revwinnebago posted:I see you too are a man of hamburgers. don't post this racist filth in this hallowed thread please
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Just watched Marriage Story. A great little movie for good actors to play in without laser swords and CGI tennis balls. Oddly, despite its very American nature, it really reminded me of some better Soviet dramedies, especially by Ryazanov. Very theatrical monologuing, spontaneous songs, awkward situational comedy, outstanding secondary characters - all that was uncanny. Kind of feel sad that the only chance for a movie like that to get released is through Netflix, but hey, at least it exists.
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Paladinus posted:Just watched Marriage Story. A great little movie for good actors to play in without laser swords and CGI tennis balls. Oddly, despite its very American nature, it really reminded me of some better Soviet dramedies, especially by Ryazanov. Very theatrical monologuing, spontaneous songs, awkward situational comedy, outstanding secondary characters - all that was uncanny. Kind of feel sad that the only chance for a movie like that to get released is through Netflix, but hey, at least it exists. pass
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If a woman puts a jade egg in her vagina, a Gwyneth Paltrow hatches. Also, goop = girl poop
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IShallRiseAgain posted:uh no, I don't watch Jontron videos anymore. He looks like a thumb with hair.
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LabyaMynora posted:If a woman puts a jade egg in her vagina, a Gwyneth Paltrow hatches. So when someone says they're gonna boop my snoot....
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General Dog posted:This is kind of crazy, but what if Disney+ made an animated series about Luke, Leia, Han, et. al. set in any time period they liked because it's a cartoon and you can do that. They kind of did that with the Galaxy of Adventure shorts they made using audio clips of the original trilogy.
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