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biosterous




Dick Bastardly posted:

i run from where i am to where your fist is going and i put my face there



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

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cda

by Hand Knit

Lucavi posted:

I punch u

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


Lucavi posted:

I punch u


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Dick Bastardly posted:

i run from where i am to where your fist is going and i put my face there

Lucavi
why would u do that now ur dead

Goons Are Gifts

Updates:
Round 4 - owlhawk vs. SWR

owlhawk911 posted:

if i lose enough of these can i just be banned and/or stoned in the town square?

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Stones In the Town Square: My Gap Year

With a brutal 0-0 I will take a vote here and declare SWR the winner to answer owlhawk's question with a clear and decisive yes!

Round 5 - Chubby vs. nut

ChubbyChecker posted:

whatever ITT


nut gloriously takes the win on this one with three votes to none!

Round 7 - Lucavi vs. DB

Lucavi posted:

I punch u

Dick Bastardly posted:

i run from where i am to where your fist is going and i put my face there

A brutal fight right here, currently 2-2 and even though I would normally take this opportunity to veto a winner, my personal feelings for Lucavi would make this unfair on a level even I cannot defend, so I will wait for at least one more vote on either party to decide who takes the throne on this, so vote away!!

Goons Are Gifts fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jan 4, 2020


Escape From Noise

Lucavi posted:

I punch u

nut

Dick Bastardly posted:

i run from where i am to where your fist is going and i put my face there

Goons Are Gifts

edit I spoke too soon :argh:


Crime on a Dime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNiERGr--zo





ulvir

pucker up i’m here to claim my prize


ulvir

Lucavi posted:

I punch u

Crime on a Dime





owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

el dorito posted:

this one wins

Goons Are Great posted:

Updates:
Round 4 - owlhawk vs. SWR

With a brutal 0-0 I will take a vote here and declare SWR the winner to answer owlhawk's question with a clear and decisive yes!

just wanted to say it hurts my heart and makes me feel very unwelcome getting probed 5hrs before bedtime (worst time) despite clearly winning 1-0

the honourable thing to do here would be to probe urself with a heartfelt apology as is the way of our people


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
One time I accidentally a Coca-Cola bottle.

Goons Are Gifts

owlhawk911 posted:

just wanted to say it hurts my heart and makes me feel very unwelcome getting probed 5hrs before bedtime (worst time) despite clearly winning 1-0

the honourable thing to do here would be to probe urself with a heartfelt apology as is the way of our people

Oh no, I missed the crowd's will on this one, I'm so sorry, my steel muscles must have absorbed the crowd demanding action and my eyes were just too muscular to properly read this thread!!
As is the honorable way of the Warrior, your request is valid and I will probe myself for mistakingly probing you. It's what you would have wanted. :douche:

I will never let you down again, my proud warriors.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


owlhawk911

come chill with me, in byob

Goons Are Great posted:

Oh no, I missed the crowd's will on this one, I'm so sorry, my steel muscles must have absorbed the crowd demanding action and my eyes were just too muscular to properly read this thread!!
As is the honorable way of the Warrior, your request is valid and I will probe myself for mistakingly probing you. It's what you would have wanted. :douche:

I will never let you down again, my proud warriors.

my faith in your leadership is restored by this noble act :hai::respek:


https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant

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Dick Bastardly posted:

i run from where i am to where your fist is going and i put my face there

pogi

I will battle anybody in BYOB.

treasure bear

i will battle u

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

treasure bear

i surrender

ulvir

maybe one of u will be my opponent :cheers:

ulvir posted:

pucker up i’m here to claim my prize



super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

ulvir posted:

pucker up i’m here to claim my prize




I put on my wizard hat and cloak

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Heather Papps

hello friend


bump

Goons Are Gifts

Round 7 - Lucavi vs. DB

Lucavi posted:

I punch u

Dick Bastardly posted:

i run from where i am to where your fist is going and i put my face there

The bloodshed is finally over, with a merciless 5-4 my secret love Lucavi takes the win and DB, who fought honorably and for an extended time, will take his rightful place in valhalla.

Round 8 - ulvir vs. super mario batali

ulvir posted:

pucker up i’m here to claim my prize




super mario batali posted:

I put on my wizard hat and cloak
Currently awaiting results!

As promised, I am now finally at home and will gladly fall on my sword for failing to recognize owl's glorious win.


Lucavi
*raises paw in victory*

Uxzuigal

Chill Berserker Dude

treasure bear posted:

i will battle u

I will make french toast out of you.



Told ya!

Uxzuigal fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Jan 5, 2020

<3 <3 Vanisher

Goons Are Gifts

Round 9 - treasure bear vs uxzuigal

treasure bear posted:

i will battle u

Uxzuigal posted:

I will make french toast out of you.


Told ya!
Awaiting results for this brutal encounter!


biosterous





this wins because it is important to know your limits and pace yourself



thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!
gallery of sigs


he/him

Heather Papps

hello friend


Anyone notice how the honorifics are getting less and less respectful itt?

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Uxzuigal posted:

I will make french toast out of you.

Lucavi
ok so who's next

I have some energy I need to vent

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Lucavi posted:

ok so who's next

I have some energy I need to vent

*picks self up offf the floor from last bashing, raises hand and grins a less toothy grin*


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
FALCON PUNCH!!!

SHORYUUUUUKEN!!1


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Lucavi
*blocks front*
*blocks chin*

*performs Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique*

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Lucavi posted:

*blocks front*
*blocks chin*

*performs Five-Point-Palm Exploding-Heart-Technique*

*mashes buttons frantically, crying*


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Lucavi
it's over, now walk 5 steps

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Lucavi posted:

it's over, now walk 5 steps

but there's sharks in this lagoon :ohdear:


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

Dick Bastardly

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
holy sheeit im in 3 simultaneous battles with Lucavi :stare:


Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!

Lovely sig by the masterful Matoi Ryuko, thanks!

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Lucavi
prepare to die

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