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Heather Papps: hello friend

MAGA hat

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:53

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:58

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

MAGA hat

Ah gently caress, cool monster. Yang gang hat????

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

Help I'm Canadian I fell into a politics trap what's a Congress even?

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:54

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

oh geez hp what'd you do

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:55

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

he has antlers and is not well-suited for hats. also he is above petty political squabbles, much like this forum

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:55

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

that was a terrible snipe lmao

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:56

Heather Papps: hello friend

Resting Lich Face posted:

oh geez hp what'd you do

Help mods

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:56

Heather Papps: hello friend

owlhawk911 posted:

that was a terrible snipe lmao

I panicked like a 0 post lurker

# ? Jan 8, 2020 03:57

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

the other cloud is sick of her cloud bro's negative outlook and the sun's judgmental reaction. she blazes down rather than engaging

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 04:45

biosterous

the tiny gold bear is celebrating the arrival of the tongue. the prophecy is being fulfilled, it is now time for golden bear adventure

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he/him

# ? Jan 8, 2020 04:48

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

owlhawk911 posted:

the other cloud is sick of her cloud bro's negative outlook and the sun's judgmental reaction. she blazes down rather than engaging

I don't know why but this is making me giggle all we need now are some big ol' cartoon Disney teardrops coming out of that cloud.

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 05:03

Harold Fjord

pixaal posted:

I don't know why but this is making me giggle all we need now are some big ol' cartoon Disney teardrops coming out of that cloud.

Seems to me that might make those flowers/eyes grow

# ? Jan 8, 2020 05:46

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Lots of stuff happened over night, all part of the Circle of Life! The sad cloud rained, but that's okay because rain Makes Flowers Grow and also Makes Fascists Sad! The sun commiserates with the Particularly BYOB Cloud, who is blazed enough to tolerate its complaints. The Gold Bars were finally drained of colour, but that was all part of the Gold Bar Bears' lifecycle! The story continues!

But yes, this forest is getting a little crowded - anything else to add before we mosey on into the future?

# ? Jan 8, 2020 14:44

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

if you need to add to it further for some reason the background layer is here but it's going to look really bad if you move the sun and don't remake it.

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 14:54

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Wow yeah it's getting Pretty Bright Here, we should move!

But where is a safe place for our Darling Baby Egg to be laid?

# ? Jan 8, 2020 14:59

Manifisto

Dog Kisser posted:

Wow yeah it's getting Pretty Bright Here, we should move!

But where is a safe place for our Darling Baby Egg to be laid?

well a nest, obviously. perhaps in the mountains?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 15:03

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I dunno it's kind of small are you sure it's not a water bear? I could be wrong, no matter where we go though the sun will surely follow for it sees all and is a friend.

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 15:12

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

To the Mountains! To build A Nest! But out of what? And what if there's something dangerous out here!?

# ? Jan 8, 2020 15:33

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Good thing he remembered his Sword of Duckie Sense which alerts him to nearby dangers so he can avoid it. I'm not sure he actually knows it can cut things so don't tell him!

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 15:48

Manifisto

Dog Kisser posted:

To the Mountains! To build A Nest! But out of what?

hmm, maybe moustaches? at least in part?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 15:55

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Hopefully This Guy won't mind having his mustache stolen!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 16:21

Manifisto

Dog Kisser posted:

Hopefully This Guy won't mind having his mustache stolen!

no shaving cream? that's barbaric! as opposed to "barberic"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 16:35

The X-man cometh

They also use roses to make the nest - are they flying to a bush on the side of the mountain?

# ? Jan 8, 2020 16:42

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Manifisto posted:

no shaving cream? that's barbaric! as opposed to "barberic"

You have just named our guy! He is Eric, the Barber. AKA BarberEric

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 16:44

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Good Eric keeps climbing higher, bearing their precious cargo - but making sure to take time to Smell The Roses!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 17:03

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Somewhere I remember reading that barberics also use too many hot dogs in their nests. Gives the babbies somethin to nibble on.

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 17:21

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

it saddens me to see our gentle byobeast take up armed robbery, but this does seem like a harsh world and he has a young family to provide for

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 18:40

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

o why did you take up the sword, gentle byobeast? is this how you want to teach your egg to live? stop and smell the roses :qq:

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 18:42

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

owlhawk911 posted:

o why did you take up the sword, gentle byobeast? is this how you want to teach your egg to live? stop and smell the roses

He doesn't know it's a blade, it's a sword of duckie sense, it works like Spideman's Spidersense, only with ducks.

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 18:48

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Not many places to get Hot Dogs at this altitude... except for a Friendly Balloonist Wienermonger, who trawl the upper reaches for exactly this eventuality. He gazes wistfully upon the miracle of life, delighted to be of help. But our hero is tired, and prepared to build their nest. Where shall they put it?

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:00

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Dog Kisser posted:

Not many places to get Hot Dogs at this altitude... except for a Friendly Balloonist Wienermonger, who trawl the upper reaches for exactly this eventuality. He gazes wistfully upon the miracle of life, delighted to be of help. But our hero is tired, and prepared to build their nest. Where shall they put it?

I think the nest will be best a frozen cave near the top

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:14

Manifisto

nursery, breakfast nook, hookah

e: sorry I misread as "what shall they put in it?"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:14

Finger Prince

Monster can build the nest on the top of wienermonger's balloon

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:33

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Finger Prince posted:

Monster can build the nest on the top of wienermonger's balloon

This is also a good choice, at the very least he should come and help raise the little monster

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:36

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

Too late, sucka! The Beautiful Egg has been laid! It will take some time to hatch, I think - say, until tomorrow, for instance - but maybe some other stuff will occur? Difficult to tell, with these rascals!

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:40

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

We forgot a friend!

nevermind he was just coming up the other side

e: added some balloon that didn't exist from what I cropped it from.

pixaal fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Jan 8, 2020

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:47

Dog Kisser: But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

[quote="pixaal" post="501466114"]
We forgot a friend!/quote]

Yeah uh I didn't turn a layer off or something a moran would do like that, he was just... slowly ascending behind the scenes

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:54