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I Said No posted:Was Joose the one that someone hilariously described as "the Ocarina from Zelda, but it teleports you to the hospital" That was an erowid /blue light quote from a synthetic cannabanoid they tried three times, all three times resulting in a hospital trip. IIRC, all three were on the same day.
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Krankenstyle posted:excellent! Ooh thanks, that was an oversight 
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Krankenstyle posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3615777 Not letting this get forgotten on page 1, this is one of my favorite sagas for sure. One of the best parts is Sid Vicious PMing the OP goatse and her having a giant meltdown afterward 
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Schmeichy posted:
Wasn't there another photo where he was wearing a star spangled thong?
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, but they weren’t marketing that way. Not enough attention is paid to the near- fatalities from phenazepam. For example, every time I remember that goons not only took it but also nicknamed it "Da Joose", i nearly die from secondhand embarrassment.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5y3NQi_RAY
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slinkimalinki posted:Not enough attention is paid to the near- fatalities from phenazepam. For example, every time I remember that goons not only took it but also nicknamed it "Da Joose", i nearly die from secondhand embarrassment. Yeah. It’s not gonna straight up kill you unless you drink with it (good ol’ potentiation) but it will put you in stupid positions where you are totally hosed up and out of your element, or even just passed out in a hot car.
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slinkimalinki posted:Not enough attention is paid to the near- fatalities from phenazepam.
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Aw, I forgot about Mermaid Shelly. That was fun.
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FilthyImp posted:The dosage being "like, more or less, the embossed zero in a credit or debt card" should have been the first clue this was crazy poo poo. Especially for a drug where the half life is measured in loving days.
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Polaron posted:Aw, I forgot about Mermaid Shelly. That was fun. In retrospect one of the most wholesome forums sagas ever.
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I got hooked on the forums with the Dollfucker thread, which got gross eventually but started with someone stumbling across "Journals of Loving", a livejournal of a linux-obsessed nerd who was using his girlfriend's disability payments to keep up with three silicone fuckdolls. It was insane and awkward to read and I loved it.
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Nuns with Guns posted:Wasn't there another photo where he was wearing a star spangled thong? I tried looking myself and I can't find this, but I did find this one:  Ugly In The Morning posted:Yeah, but they weren’t marketing that way. The grand piano story and a lot of the other choice bits are in this old pastebin: https://pastebin.com/QcwKxP93 There was also the guy who baked to death in his car after taking some (he had already hit a psychotic state while on it and terrified his wife enough with a gun that she had fled the home with the kids).
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Also, remember the occasional pilondial cyst threads?  I remember in one of the bachelor threads (I think) someone talked about how they would run their finger over one of these to "dry it off" and then smear it on the same spot on his wall or headboard or something and he posted a pic of the smear stain it was, maybe, one of the worst/funniest/grossest things I've ever seen. In fact the bachelor threads in general are a pretty great saga.
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Granos https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1424
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Nuns with Guns posted:
Yep, she logged in with his account ("thatdamnjew" e:god that felt gross to type, but kept it for archival reasons) to ask if pills in his safe were something she could safely take and describe his death. That was around when I regged, IIRC. Ugly In The Morning fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Jan 10, 2020 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:
You mention that and not the scalpel/wet vac self-surgery in one of those?
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Schmeichy posted:
One of my favorite things from these forums.
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Schmeichy posted:
Wait, this was an SA thing? I knew that picture from the SCP Foundation where someone made a gag SCP out of it.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:You mention that and not the scalpel/wet vac self-surgery in one of those? I still don't believe that one was real. edit: Obviously the post was real, but I don't think it happened.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I still don't believe that one was real. I doubt it too, but I can also kind of see it happening after seeing what a roomate with a tooth abscess was asking for while waiting for an emergency dentist. The forums were a lot of fun in the days of "I think you're lying.... but if you're not, I'll play along"
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Thanks to the goon that posted about this somewhere else, I remembered the saga of a goon mysteriously popping up with complete copies of difficult-to-prove-existed Super Hornio Brothers https://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/super-hornio-brothers/quote:In July of 2008, SA Forums user doorknobjohnny pointed out something that seemed ridiculous, but turned out to be true: it's really hard to find a copy of the porno Mario parodies Super Hornio Brother and Super Hornio Brothers 2. You would think pop culture garbage that involved pornography and the world's most famous video game would find a happy home on the Internet. Instead, it is nearly impossible to find either of the Super Hornio Brothers films.
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Wes Warhammer posted:Wait, this was an SA thing? I knew that picture from the SCP Foundation where someone made a gag SCP out of it. Micromancer was a long time TFR poster and this is definitely a goon saga.
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IIRC they hosed up the transfer on one of them but both of them turned out to be Hornio Brothers 2 I think?
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Wes Warhammer posted:Wait, this was an SA thing? I knew that picture from the SCP Foundation where someone made a gag SCP out of it. I believe this picture, or one very similar, was also used as one goon's profile pic when a bunch of us invaded a badly coded Tea Party social media site. Don't know if it reaches the level of a "saga" but that thread did have plenty of violent threats, calls to the police, old ladies yelling at bread and helicopters, etc.
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The Tea Party site or the Reaganbook one was so terribly coded that the running joke was you could donate negative dollars and the site would end up posting a credit in that amount to your bank. 
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Didn't someone on SA recover the original filmprint of Manos: The Hand of Fate?
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Queen Combat posted:Didn't someone on SA recover the original filmprint of Manos: The Hand of Fate? Yep! It was poster Ben Solo, thread likely requires archives: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3450845
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Kazinsal posted:Yep! It was poster Ben Solo, thread likely requires archives: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3450845
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Queen Combat posted:Didn't someone on SA recover the original filmprint of Manos: The Hand of Fate? Yep, there was a huuuge CD thread about it, back when CD was actually readable. E:Which reminds me of when SuperMechaGodzilla made posts people wanted to read, for interesting takes on movies, instead of "the opposite reading is true" stuff and topping ignore lists. What was his first one? Speed Racer?
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Inceltown posted:Micromancer was a long time TFR poster and this is definitely a goon saga. One of my great regrets is that during the Trukk saga we were supposed to meet up with him while passing through Tennessee, but never did. Apparently he had been working late the night before and slept through the time when we were passing though.
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FilthyImp posted:There was also a goon that was spearheading a restoration of The Thief and the Cobbler. That was tygerbug, better knowen as Garrett Gilchrist, who did some very early stuff with Red Letter Media.
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FilthyImp posted:The Tea Party site or the Reaganbook one was so terribly coded that the running joke was you could donate negative dollars and the site would end up posting a credit in that amount to your bank. no that was hatereon, the nazi patreon rip off. but those two other regressive facebook ripoffs were also poorly coded. Also the son from The Tea Party Community regged several accounts here to defend his dad's website/honor.
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