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VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

gschmidl posted:

Thanks for the heads-up, I've blurred the usernames in the screenshot.

Thank you :D It is much appreciated!

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

My husband thinks Im checking instagram but what Im really doing is trying to finish the raid before the kids soccer game finishes

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
You heard it here first: Star Citizen 2 will be a Stadia exclusive! :getin:

Cemetry Gator
Apr 3, 2007

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm driving my automobile?
My husband used to try to help me with taking care of the house and raising the children, but was always an incompetent idiot who just kept getting in my way. Thanks to Stadia, he now spends all his time owning noobs in Destiny 2, while I take care of the family and the house.

Little does he know that I've been mixing cyanide into his dinners.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Yeah, here:

https://twitter.com/frankcifaldi/status/1196880617369145362


As to what they were going for:

https://twitter.com/frankcifaldi/status/1196885456580775936

https://twitter.com/frankcifaldi/status/1197005080374824960

Basically they had an interesting idea and make it a joke on them by putting very little money and thought into it. Also someone hosed up the order, ET was supposed to be first.

I'm betting good money that the guy who came up with that knew exactly what it looked like and his higher ups were completely clueless. Like the design of the Ngage

Finster Dexter
Oct 20, 2014

Beyond is Finster's mad vision of Earth transformed.
The background glass just looks dirty, and makes me think this has been sitting out in the elements accumulating grime for weeks/months. Is it supposed to look like a dreamscape or something? basically, even accounting for executive meddling, the design on this whole thing is kinda suspect.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Finster Dexter posted:

The background glass just looks dirty, and makes me think this has been sitting out in the elements accumulating grime for weeks/months. Is it supposed to look like a dreamscape or something? basically, even accounting for executive meddling, the design on this whole thing is kinda suspect.

It's a neat idea but Google cheaped out on it. If they had been willing to pay for better items or mock them up themselves, it would have been fine. Like some good examples are, say, Pong, Spacewar (don't need a real machine, just mock one up with a video of Spacewar playing on it), an Atari (with an actual good game) an NES, a Gameboy, a VR headset (maybe on of the 90s ones that played Dactal Nightmare?), a Pac Man arcade machine, etc.

Instead they wanted the items to be both recognizable and cheap. They didn't specify they couldn't also be failures or laughingstocks.

Edit: Also, another funny note:

https://twitter.com/nvmusa/status/1196906319753728000

And:

https://twitter.com/strikeharbinger/status/1196896009374195713

Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Jan 10, 2020

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

njsykora posted:

Virtual Boy was definitely put on public sale in America and Japan, the European launch was cancelled after it was obvious how massive the failure was.

That would explain it

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Bofast posted:

That would explain it

Yeah, you could definitely buy it, like it was in store catalogs and on store shelves, and my one main go of it was one of my brother's rich friends who got one at launch, well before they killed it. This was in Canada.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Does google has AI for automatic facial expressions and lip syncing speech for NPCs based on the speech input ? This would be handy for Stadia exclusives. What do you think? With this, they dont need to motion capture all of the NPCs, but yet get the same result..

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Everyone has automatic lip syncing technology available.

anatomi
Jan 31, 2015

So many sad dreamers on that Reddit. It's kind of beautiful.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
https://twitter.com/JosephJBroni/status/1215785422007128064?s=20

Ineffiable
Feb 16, 2008

Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground...



Looks like people are recommending a travel router. Stadia only gets more expensive!

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost
WTG google on not thinking about dealing with captive portal pages.

BONESAWWWWWW
Dec 23, 2009


Another issue solved by just buying a Switch :stadia:

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

CitizenKain posted:

WTG google on not thinking about dealing with captive portal pages.

just like data caps, they just expected someone else to deal with it

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


loving lol

CitizenKain posted:

WTG google on not thinking about dealing with captive portal pages.

Also I’ve never stayed in a hotel with WiFi that was worth a poo poo. It worked but nothing I’d game on.

BONESAWWWWWW posted:

Another issue solved by just buying a Switch :stadia:

Also this.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

There's no way a hotel connection is going to offer a remotely playable experience. They all drop packets like crazy with latencies that vary from normal to full seconds unless you're the only one on.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

leftist heap posted:

Does google has AI for automatic facial expressions and lip syncing speech for NPCs based on the speech input ? This would be handy for Stadia exclusives. What do you think? With this, they dont need to motion capture all of the NPCs, but yet get the same result..
A bit different, but the Economist recently published a piece about dubbing

quote:

Adapting the script for a new language offers both technical and aesthetic challenges. A crucial first step is to annotate the film in terms of the mouth movements, so the new voices look as though they come from the existing faces. It is not just the number of mouth-movements—Joe Lynch, director of the “Spectros” dub, calls them “flaps”—which matters. So does their type. A b-sound, with the lips together, in the original should ideally correspond to a similar-looking sound (which might be p or m) in the dub.

On top of this, information may have to be added or lost. Languages convey roughly the same amount of information per period of time, but some (like Mandarin or English) do so with a small number of complex syllables, and others (like Japanese) do so with a rapid flow of simpler ones. Synchronising mouth and meaning is hard to do at the same time between any two languages; dubbing between languages at opposite ends of this spectrum poses an extra challenge.

...

Despite all this care, some Netflix shows never quite manage to shed the obviousness of having been re-recorded. It may be that more technology will help: syncing flaps and sound is an obvious application of the nascent technology that produces “deep fakes”, in which still pictures of a face are used to create nearly-real-looking computer-generated video. Synthesia, a company that specialises in just that, released a video this year in which David Beckham, a footballer, seems to deliver an anti-malaria message in nine languages. Victor Riparbelli Rasmussen, the company’s ceo, confidently predicts that “photo-realistic” lip-syncing is just two years away.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Buy the gottdang switch and thats coming from someone whose pretty neutral on it.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

CitizenKain posted:

WTG google on not thinking about dealing with captive portal pages.

Does that mean all the airport Stadians were lying, or that Lang can't find it?

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
They'll definitely have some sort of VR happening. I can see more a Daydream 2 where it's not a full on VR but one more like a hybrid between oculus go and quest. Mainly for films and Stadia

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

gschmidl posted:

Does that mean all the airport Stadians were lying, or that Lang can't find it?

A quick googlin' says Chromecast doesn't support captive portals

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

leftist heap posted:

They'll definitely have some sort of VR happening. I can see more a Daydream 2 where it's not a full on VR but one more like a hybrid between oculus go and quest. Mainly for films and Stadia

Nooooo.

VR with latency is motion-sickness hell.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

gschmidl posted:

Does that mean all the airport Stadians were lying, or that Lang can't find it?
Chromecast doesn't support captive portal logins, so it won't work let you play on your hotel room TV without a workaround such as a travel router, but you don't use a Chromecast if you're Stadiaing on your phone or laptop.

Amazon Fire TV sticks have supported captive portal logins since 2015.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


RagnarokZ posted:

That Factoria thread died real quick too.

It's Ouya 2.00 all over again.

It's kind of like a reverse Ouya, because while Ouya tried to solve the non-existent problem of "nobody plays games on their televisions sitting on their couch anymore" while a plethora of TV-connected consoles existed, Stadia attempts to solve the polar-opposite non-existent problem of "video game consoles keep people tethered a big screen in one area of their house" while mobile gaming, console streaming, Steam streaming, and the Nintendo Switch exist.

Granted it'll end up the same way though. Given the almost identical level of incompetence and failure to read the room, I'm almost surprised that we haven't seen Julie Uhrman rear her head on this one. Fingers crossed for a hilariously tone-deaf gross-out Stadia ad.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


univbee posted:

Yeah, you could definitely buy it, like it was in store catalogs and on store shelves, and my one main go of it was one of my brother's rich friends who got one at launch, well before they killed it. This was in Canada.

I remember a few years after the Virtual Boy came out, this one game shop at the mall had a massive pile of them at some absurdly bargain basement prices, something like $10 or $20 a pop. Not picking up one of them is one of my greatest regrets.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

If Nintendo had waited for Green and Blue lights to drop in price so all three could be in the virtual boy screen I think it would have been slightly more successful

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

leftist heap posted:

A quick googlin' says Chromecast doesn't support captive portals

Also chromecasts can only remember one wifi at a time. You have to reset it to connect it to a new wifi

Son of a Vondruke!
Aug 3, 2012

More than Star Citizen will ever be.

univbee posted:

Yeah, you could definitely buy it, like it was in store catalogs and on store shelves, and my one main go of it was one of my brother's rich friends who got one at launch, well before they killed it. This was in Canada.

I remember our local Walmart had a demo unit. I tried it a few times. It wasn't there for long, but it was the only time I'd ever see a working one in the wild.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Wheany posted:

Also chromecasts can only remember one wifi at a time. You have to reset it to connect it to a new wifi

lol

Combat Pretzel
Jun 23, 2004

No, seriously... what kurds?!

Wheany posted:

Also chromecasts can only remember one wifi at a time. You have to reset it to connect it to a new wifi
It's makes me wonder what is so great about Google nowadays, in regards to being a leader in the tech space. A decade ago, or longer, it seemed to be the place to be as an aspiring developer, managing to get employed being a sign of skill. Now we have to deal with that sort of stupid poo poo all over their products.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Combat Pretzel posted:

It's makes me wonder what is so great about Google nowadays, in regards to being a leader in the tech space. A decade ago, or longer, it seemed to be the place to be as an aspiring developer, managing to get employed being a sign of skill. Now we have to deal with that sort of stupid poo poo all over their products.

I think it's pretty much just inertia at this point.

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Wheany posted:

Also chromecasts can only remember one wifi at a time. You have to reset it to connect it to a new wifi

Btw, this applies to the 2.4GHz and 5GHz bands of your router too. It will only ever connect to one of them, not the other.

I guess it's fine if it's basically meant to make your dumb tv into a smart one, but I genuinely thought that because it's such a small thing that it's meant to be portable.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


Combat Pretzel posted:

It's makes me wonder what is so great about Google nowadays, in regards to being a leader in the tech space. A decade ago, or longer, it seemed to be the place to be as an aspiring developer, managing to get employed being a sign of skill. Now we have to deal with that sort of stupid poo poo all over their products.

How long has it been since Android TV first became a thing? Because the amazing way they bungled the gently caress out of that despite being ahead of apple by several years was the first time I noticed cracks in the facade.
I'm still kind of annoyed at how massively they hosed up there when they could have been the Switch way before the Switch was a thing. (Or hell, at the very least, a competent version of the ouya.)

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

quote:

The Verge, one the major tech sites on the web, just published an article on the most anticipated games of 2020. Incredibly, they do not even bother to mention Stadia as a platform for important games like Doom Eternal, Cyberpunk and Gods and Monsters. I wonder if it has ever happened in the past that a platform from a major tech company gets TOTALLY IGNORED just two months after launch. I am not talking about being excited for it, just totally dismissing it as if it did not exist or not deserved to exist. Scary stuff right there. Ok, Google made some major mistakes during launch, but the platform works incredibly well and it is unjust to purposefully try to destroy it by refusing to talk about it. The Verge, you are journalists for ****'s sake, you should at least report things when they exist, even if you do not like them. What do you think?

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


It warms my heart to know some Stadia dad will at any given moment be hidden away in his crawlspace burning through hundreds of gigabytes of bandwidth to play one of his six games.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
It really ****ing sucks that all the powerful games journalists have decided to create a secret pact to pick on poor little Google, who as a reminder put out a service that works great and yet no one in the media is talking about it at all. I'm so pissed off right now.

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ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

quote:

The Verge, one the major tech sites on the web, just published an article on the most anticipated games of 2020. Incredibly, they do not even bother to mention Stadia as a platform for important games like Doom Eternal, Cyberpunk and Gods and Monsters

Gods & Monsters, jeez. I'd forgotten about this game, much like Ubisoft. Let's recap: It had less than a minute's worth of footage at E3 in June, showing absolutely nothing of interest. We still know zero about it other than that it's open world, has a customizable character, "cartoony, story book" graphics and that it'll supposedly play somewhat like AC:Odyssey. Originally slated for February 2020, a few months after the announcement it got moved to "2020" and there's been zero news on it since. It's obviously in a bad spot because normally Ubisoft would've plastered the media with PR coverage like they always do, except when they send games out to die. There's a bunch of games in a Ubisoft landfill that fit this pattern.

Basically everything else known that is upcoming from Ubisoft has had more news than this game, even BG&E2.

quote:

I wonder if it has ever happened in the past that a platform from a major tech company gets TOTALLY IGNORED just two months after launch.

Uh, the Ngage? Do they really want to invite this comparison?

ErrEff fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Jan 11, 2020

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