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ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Please share the racist mustang story, i missed that one and it sounds wild

I can't recall all the details, but the basic story is that somebody came in with a project mustang. I think it was a 60's one they were rebuilding.
Pretty standard thread, nothing too exciting until it was found out , via googling his username, that he was apperently a prolific poster on a white power forum.

So he gets called out and goes on the defensive, and I think a few posters roasted him before he finally got run out of the place.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

ulmont posted:

Screen Shot Let's Play, so not video.

So pentyne was right. It's some fetish poo poo.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ExplodingSims posted:

I can't recall all the details, but the basic story is that somebody came in with a project mustang. I think it was a 60's one they were rebuilding.
Pretty standard thread, nothing too exciting until it was found out , via googling his username, that he was apperently a prolific poster on a white power forum.

So he gets called out and goes on the defensive, and I think a few posters roasted him before he finally got run out of the place.

Ohhhh okay i do remember that one. Dang i was hoping someone got banned for sharing their project car covered in 1488 stickers with swastika hubcaps or something

YggiDee
Sep 12, 2007

WASP CREW

Wes Warhammer posted:

No, it definitely was BNW. I kept up with the LP for 1.3 until it fizzled out, and the creator for it was in the thread but just kind of... there.

The FF Tactics guy was I think just kind of obnoxious, it was the FFVI BNW guy who, well:

BTB posted:

And this is coming from a guy who looks at clop.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



^^ Ahh, the days when bronies were prevalent and very loud about being prevalent. Now they're just kinda... there? Maybe? I haven't seen one around in ages.

ExplodingSims posted:

I'm trying to think of what the Best of AI collection would be?

The World's Most Racist Mustang
The Cancer Faking Tesla Crasher
Trukk

What else exciting has happened in AI?

E. I forgot about the $48K Altima

Was the half-ton engine-cooked chickencheese AI or TFR?

I kinda wish the sagas voted for in the Sheep Game last month had links to them, titles like "Sockington's Adventure of Rust and Jorts" make me incredibly curious.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Bronies seem to have mostly imploded in the latter half of the show, and the finale apparently broke a few brains. (One pony married Weird Al and another married Q)

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

ExplodingSims posted:

I'm trying to think of what the Best of AI collection would be?

The World's Most Racist Mustang
The Cancer Faking Tesla Crasher
Trukk

What else exciting has happened in AI?

E. I forgot about the $48K Altima

Is trukk 14 Inch?

In CA there's also Backpanther and that motorcycle sex pest

CA and AI tend to be pretty low drama on the whole tho

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Phy posted:

Is trukk 14 Inch?

In CA there's also Backpanther and that motorcycle sex pest

CA and AI tend to be pretty low drama on the whole tho

Trukk is but a chapter in the 14 Inch novel.


Kazinsal posted:

^^ Ahh, the days when bronies were prevalent and very loud about being prevalent. Now they're just kinda... there? Maybe? I haven't seen one around in ages.


Was the half-ton engine-cooked chickencheese AI or TFR?

I kinda wish the sagas voted for in the Sheep Game last month had links to them, titles like "Sockington's Adventure of Rust and Jorts" make me incredibly curious.


The Half ton was owned by Doccers, and he had a thread for it in AI, but the actual ChickenCheese part was done in TFR


Also, Sockington, now there's a name I haven't heard in a while. I forgot about the Sockington Rust Scale.


Huh, so I've never really read the Sheep Game threads, so I passed on the most recent one too, but I guess It comes with a list of some of AI's greatest hits:

ExplodingSims fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Jan 11, 2020

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

Thanks to some x-treme forums archaeology by QCS, the long lost Duke Nukem Forever release thread has been unburied and goldmined.

Holy poo poo I love this. I don't think I ever posted there but i do remember reading it at the time.

The "maybe if you don't like it, its not the game for you" posts are pretty hilarious in hindsight.

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Bronies seem to have mostly imploded in the latter half of the show, and the finale apparently broke a few brains. (One pony married Weird Al and another married Q)

It went from a Steven Universe-esque cartoon fascination to straight up escapist fetish porn in the space of one year. By the 2nd year of its existence you had giant sweaty fatbeards in the same convention lines at young girls to meet the VAs only these adult men wanted to ask if the VAs thought their character was banging other characters and asking them to sign drawings of ponies getting railed or abused by other ponies/humans/objects.

It became so bad that every single depicted character became a source of sexual drawings to the point of where the creators had to have a weird rear end social awareness message that searching google for the ponys would likely bring up porn in just a small handful of clicks.

Someone somewhere posted a really good breakdown of what became the "brony" phenomenon in that MLP has existed for 30+ years and suddenly a ton of maladjusted nerdy men are huge fans? It's all about the porn. Porn and other weird as poo poo borderline sexual stuff. And the fans had a stunning, stunning lack of self awareness. The whole "sad pony in Holocaust photo" really sums up how mentally broken these people are.

The loving "Fallout Equestria" which just google it because I'm not quoting it was a 1000+ page gore/rape/violence fanfic about ponies living in the Fallout setting and was trumpeted as a massive literature accomplishment.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

ExplodingSims posted:

I'm trying to think of what the Best of AI collection would be?

The World's Most Racist Mustang
The Cancer Faking Tesla Crasher
Trukk

What else exciting has happened in AI?

E. I forgot about the $48K Altima

Froot truck

GulagDolls
Jun 4, 2011

not SA related but the history of gaia online is funny. to me, at least. the fact that youtuber 'boxxy' ended up as some kind of important marker for tracking its economic decline is. well. neat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyzQnsa8SA0

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
someone do me a solid and post the lane staley weed uncle story, thanks

Hedrigall
Mar 27, 2008

by vyelkin

pentyne posted:

It became so bad that every single depicted character became a source of sexual drawings to the point of where the creators had to have a weird rear end social awareness message that searching google for the ponys would likely bring up porn in just a small handful of clicks.

Oh my god, more info on this?

shelley
Nov 8, 2010

luxury handset posted:

someone do me a solid and post the lane staley weed uncle story, thanks

I don’t have the poster’s name saved but here it is:

quote:

I still remember the day Layne Staley died like it was yesterday. Me and my friend Paul were making fun of the spanish kids with velcro shoes in 7th grade shop class and next thing I know the loudspeaker goes off and has the guidance counselor on it telling me to report to the office, I go in and my uncle Darrell who I havent seen since I was a toddler was standing there with this look of emptiness and poo poo. “Get in the car dude,” he said and I am thinking the worst has happened. Well I ask what was wrong and he just looked at me and said, “Layne OD’d,” and I asked him who the gently caress that was. He took out a cassette and popped it in the tape deck, cranked the volume up, and passed me a joint even though he knew I never smoked before. We took off and Alice in Chains – The Rooster played all the way thru, we were both stoned silent the whole time and my mind was completely blown. “That singer is dead now man,” and from there on out I have just had this insane outlook on life.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Hedrigall posted:

Oh my god, more info on this?

There was a period of time between the beginning of the brony subculture and Google using machine learning to tune search results and filter out poo poo that you obviously weren't looking for where pages on sites like e621 could have their page rank high enough that they'd show up at the top of image searches.

Bronies *really* liked their animated cartoon horse j/o material.

As I understand it it didn't take long for the show's creator to step back and retire after the whole "our main market segment is incels" thing became accepted among the production crew.

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

ExplodingSims posted:

I'm trying to think of what the Best of AI collection would be?

The World's Most Racist Mustang
The Cancer Faking Tesla Crasher
Trukk

What else exciting has happened in AI?

E. I forgot about the $48K Altima

Mooecow's Milktruck

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3104932&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

shelley posted:

I don’t have the poster’s name saved but here it is:

lmao

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



shelley posted:

I don’t have the poster’s name saved but here it is:

Well now I gotta go put on Dirt.

nankeen
Mar 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747

shelley posted:

I don’t have the poster’s name saved but here it is:
magical

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



razorrozar posted:

she did edit it out and apologize for suggesting it


i swear ive seen an animated version of this, does anyone know what im talking about or was it a fever dream

Wheee!

Dell_Zincht fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Jan 11, 2020

Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

There was another thread in the drug forum (ithink) about something or other (maybe 'best of' people's trips) and a goon out of nowhere chronicled his psychic break during a meticulously involved...ritual with the Venus 5000 sex machine. The immediate thread response was magical.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Hedrigall posted:

Oh my god, more info on this?

There's a video of Applejack the pony's (original?) va, who is also a singer in a band, getting mobbed by bronies after a concert. After a little bit of humouring them, she literally just turns and runs away.

I'm glad she survived and she is my hero.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I don't think he drew that parody though. I think he only posted in the comic strip thread.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


What was the final straw that got the fascist pedophile Wickedhate banned?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:wtc:

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Richter Scabies posted:

There was another thread in the drug forum (ithink) about something or other (maybe 'best of' people's trips) and a goon out of nowhere chronicled his psychic break during a meticulously involved...ritual with the Venus 5000 sex machine. The immediate thread response was magical.

It’s definitely in the drugs.txt thread somewhere, that’s where I read it. Might not be a goon, though, that takes stuff from all over the Internet. Though there’s also a fair few bits of goon depravity in there. It’s a great read.

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



pentyne posted:

It went from a Steven Universe-esque cartoon fascination to straight up escapist fetish porn in the space of one year. By the 2nd year of its existence you had giant sweaty fatbeards in the same convention lines at young girls to meet the VAs only these adult men wanted to ask if the VAs thought their character was banging other characters and asking them to sign drawings of ponies getting railed or abused by other ponies/humans/objects.

It became so bad that every single depicted character became a source of sexual drawings to the point of where the creators had to have a weird rear end social awareness message that searching google for the ponys would likely bring up porn in just a small handful of clicks.

Someone somewhere posted a really good breakdown of what became the "brony" phenomenon in that MLP has existed for 30+ years and suddenly a ton of maladjusted nerdy men are huge fans? It's all about the porn. Porn and other weird as poo poo borderline sexual stuff. And the fans had a stunning, stunning lack of self awareness. The whole "sad pony in Holocaust photo" really sums up how mentally broken these people are.

The loving "Fallout Equestria" which just google it because I'm not quoting it was a 1000+ page gore/rape/violence fanfic about ponies living in the Fallout setting and was trumpeted as a massive literature accomplishment.

There was one pony that was created for a child with terminal cancer and the creators had to ask pretty please do not make porn of that character.

That worked as well as you'd expect :smith:

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


My all time favorite pony related thing will always be the first MLP thread on these forums.

The very first post was someone getting probed for calling the OP a pedophile..

By Aatrek

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

This is the single funniest thing these forums have produced in my mind and I cannot explain to any non-goon in human terms why it's funny

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.



This dude was a gimmick who would post his short stories in Creative Convention which always featured a son having incest with his dad and a small gold bean with a street value of exactly 1 million dollars. He was banned for his magnum opus where the dad rides with the son and his girlfriend to dairy queen and then gets shot by the cops because his farting was too threatening

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

ExplodingSims posted:

My all time favorite pony related thing will always be the first MLP thread on these forums.

The very first post was someone getting probed for calling the OP a pedophile..

By Aatrek

Aatrek is something you just cant make up.

- Petty mod overlord of TVIV
- Probates people for "wrong opinions"
- Institute a ton of house rules for no reason
- massive, massive star trek fan and polices the star trek thread with an iron fist
- has a photography hobby where he has a lot of photos of young kids in nature (at the time, merely odd)
- massive contributed to a big star trek fan site
- Outed as a convicted pedophile, proceeds to treat it like no big deal.

For the last one, aside from the start of "mods knew" the word at the time from other mods admins was how shocked and disgusted they were at Aatreks non-apology.

He gave a "im sorry you feel this way" apology and said he regrets it impacted the forums at the time. Not that, you know he regrets raping a child, but because mods were getting slammed in PMs and people screaming for his head.

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
My favourite brony thing will always be this
https://youtu.be/4cWBG1GKn8A
The guy visibly cringing before he takes the microphone away makes me lol extremely hard

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete
What happened to the Chessex thread in A/T? I assume it was moved to a mod forum due to confidentiality?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

This dude was a gimmick who would post his short stories in Creative Convention which always featured a son having incest with his dad and a small gold bean with a street value of exactly 1 million dollars. He was banned for his magnum opus where the dad rides with the son and his girlfriend to dairy queen and then gets shot by the cops because his farting was too threatening

lmao

do you have a link to that

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


bare bottom pancakes posted:

What happened to the Chessex thread in A/T? I assume it was moved to a mod forum due to confidentiality?

That's what a guy on page 1 or 2 said

DemoneeHo
Nov 9, 2017

Come on hee-ho, just give us 300 more macca


I'm not sure of the exact details, but aatrek committed the crime and was convicted during his tenure as mod, correct?

Someone in another said that his cover story for going to jail or whatever was him taking a year off in Africa to do volunteer work.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747
i remember on the day aatrek was outed he resigned that morning, told the mods some personal stuff had come up and he wouldn't be able to be around as much anymore and the mods were like "thanks for your service, vaya con dios"

and then like four hours later SS doxxed him and it immediately became clear why he'd resigned

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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



YggiDee posted:

The FF Tactics guy was I think just kind of obnoxious, it was the FFVI BNW guy who, well:

I love the 11 minute pause between that post and the next. It’s like the entire thread did a double-take.

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