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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019


"An argument over cigarettes"

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ili
Jul 26, 2003


Every page should start with a soliloquy about freeing nvj.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

SA isn't as funny without NVJ imo

F
Nov 6, 2005

An NVJ a day keeps the gay away (unless it's your bag, in which case carry on)

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Looking forward to posting on page 420 of a new thread

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Ehhhyegaaaaarn

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
Reposting this for the new thread as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD6gh72GfnE

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

https://youtu.be/vmL72sgVdAQ

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I'll be reading and posting here

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

 

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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Looking forward to posting on page 420 of a new thread


Please post pics of Australian homemade garden hose bongs. Thank you for your service.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://store.penfolds.com/product?productid=B29ED0BA-EE5F-449C-AB52-8845DE3163E6

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

still thinking about when i was at a party and a guy made a bong and cut the middle 6 inches out of it instead of the end, basically cutting the hose in half

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Caesar Saladin posted:

still thinking about when i was at a party and a guy made a bong and cut the middle 6 inches out of it instead of the end, basically cutting the hose in half

That's the best part of the hose, the tenderloin.

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

Is there a list of nvj threads? Im gently caress ed if Im wading through that history
What made him so banned? Surely not what he posted in this thread
Excellent word:lizard ratio op

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Nonviolent J had 20 bans and 201 probations, just an incredible display of shitposting. a true Australian Hero :australia:

And that's not including his many alts and reregs.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Are expats allowed to post here or are us traitorous cunts persona non grata?

I got a care package for Christmas and it was just Tim tams, vegemite and vegemite shapes. Looking forward to terrorizing work and housemates with nutritious yeast paste

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
A carton of sour cream for breakfast ya fuckin dog cunts!

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAun0NpF5A

Give us a ciggy, yeah? Noicce

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Fuckin YABBBIESSSSSSS

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Picked a couple mangos yesterday and made a curry

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Im sorry your dumbass tree bears are on fire

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35RytZ63fBw

ili
Jul 26, 2003


my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Im sorry your dumbass tree bears are on fire
They're not bears ya silly oval office.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6qYnptNjtg

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Im sorry your dumbass tree bears are on fire

STD riddled morons designed to eat nature's cardboard was never going to work. RIP caramello koalas.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Goons sure don't like koalas

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Outrail posted:

STD riddled morons designed to eat nature's cardboard was never going to work. RIP caramello koalas.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Went to the knock shop with damaz and the brothel madam knew him so well she hugged him as he left

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I've forgotten the story about Damaz and the knock shop, can you fill me in Isaac? I think he was a regular there.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Posting in the new thread to say the c word.

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

I've forgotten the story about Damaz and the knock shop, can you fill me in Isaac? I think he was a regular there.

I think the story was just that he used to always go "boooooooooooys lets go to the knockieeee" but he never got any takers

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Just found out we don't get a day off for Anzac Day this year and I'm fuming.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Isaac posted:

I think the story was just that he used to always go "boooooooooooys lets go to the knockieeee" but he never got any takers

Oh yeah I did a recording of my impression of him saying that and uploaded it here.


Airstream Driver posted:

Just found out we don't get a day off for Anzac Day this year and I'm fuming.

Which state?

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
In the olden days of the supermarket there was a special breakfast for staff who worked anzac day morning and it was insane like theyd cook a whole scotch fillet primal and have a buffet of english breakfast ingredients. Now I bet you're lucky if they put some smiths original in a bowl

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Isaac posted:

In the olden days of the supermarket there was a special breakfast for staff who worked anzac day morning and it was insane like theyd cook a whole scotch fillet primal and have a buffet of english breakfast ingredients. Now I bet you're lucky if they put some smiths original in a bowl

#freshinourmemories

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009


Everywhere except WA and ACT according to goog

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Every state except WA according to my phone calendar

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Airstream Driver posted:

Everywhere except WA and ACT according to goog

*narrows eyes* well looks like we got another reader here

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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

unaustralian imo

if they're gonna shove it down our throats the least they could do is give us a day off

lest we forget

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