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Wormskull posted:Holy gently caress that part I just caught was boring. Massively dark level with no enemies, Duke slapping at something (it might have been an alien nutsack?),
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 07:43 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1354
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 07:52 |
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Doflamingo posted:I think he literally just milked/molested a valve. This is embarrassing.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 08:07 |
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lmfao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 08:19 |
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Wormskull posted:lmfao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 08:27 |
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The most "fun" I had in the game was when I picked up a turd from a toilet, then went to a mirror and admired myself and duke said "I'm bringing sexy back", while still holding the turd in his hand.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 08:34 |
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lol quote:gently caress the stupid pinball machine. I got the 300,000 ego boost, but no way will I get the 1mil trophy. I got the ultra combo once, then, as usual, the ball just flung itself through everything and straight down the chute at 850,000.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 08:39 |
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Lmfao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 08:51 |
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Wormskull posted:lmfao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 08:53 |
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After get really really pissed off at the pinball machine for about 40 mins, I moved on. This game is actually pretty good, I like that Duke talks constantly. All I want is to just shoot monsters constantly and have Duke swearing loudly.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 09:11 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 09:18 |
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In Training posted:Tfw you don't know what the Vancouver riots are but you're reading the DNF thread in 2020
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 09:50 |
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lmao at "Particularly depraved porn". autistic cum slut posted: I do wonder how many of the people in this thread who are so quick to parade their vehement anti-sexist stance find themselves watching far worse things happening in particularly depraved porn and feel odd, conflicted thoughts as they try to convince themselves that they don't enjoy it
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 09:53 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 10:54 |
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MarioTeachesWiping posted:First recorded instance of tits in the stream, I do believe. That only took all day.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 11:50 |
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Wow I'm glad they wouldn't let me cancel my pre-order. This game loving rules. It doesn't play like halo or COD at all.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 11:50 |
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I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN. How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay? Duke doesn't even say anything why you jump up by the stall and look at the dude in there. And then at the Hive the twins talk about how they had never been with anyone (before the aliens). What is wrong with Duke? Does he have the asperger's? Or is Gearbox just loving with my head?
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 11:54 |
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That entire thread lasted just two weeks
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 12:39 |
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I'm here to chew rear end.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 15:13 |
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We can know nothing in this universe including whether this game looks like dogshit or not
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 15:42 |
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Axemaniac not posting again in the thread after posting him and the boys getting their copies is my favorite part
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 16:43 |
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 16:46 |
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Wormskull posted:I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN. Lmfao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 16:54 |
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lfmao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 17:25 |
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Wormskull posted:I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 17:32 |
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i'm still confused by axemaniac saying i'm going to e3 in 5 hours. with me. did he go with himself to the furry bounce house? zuh?
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 17:46 |
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Kongming posted:You're saying this like it's Vietnam or the Vancouver riots or something. As heated and important as the discussion seems to you now, no one is going to look back on this thread in 1, 5, or 10 years and shake their head at how craaaaazy it got. Lmfao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 18:03 |
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I love the appeals why the alien rape part shouldn’t be critically examined because Alien did it too. Alien being a fairly overt feminist film that’s been the source of thousands of pages of critical theory.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 18:04 |
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mysterious loyall X posted:i'm still confused by axemaniac saying i'm going to e3 in 5 hours. with me. did he go with himself to the furry bounce house? zuh? Lmfao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 18:19 |
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I came to interpret it as “who’s with me?” myself OP.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 19:02 |
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Wormskull posted:I'm still trying to figure out why at Duke's Titty City you had the option of repeatedly receiving a blowjob from a MAN. lmao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 19:14 |
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How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 19:29 |
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net cafe scandal posted:How am I supposed to interpret this? Is Duke gay?
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 20:09 |
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thank you duke nukem forever
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 20:17 |
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Still thinking about that duke avatar guy getting increasingly more depressed over the course of the thread and then never posting again within a couple weeks.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 20:27 |
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Check out his ban btw. https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=122395 Lmfao
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 20:29 |
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Almost all the biggest Duke Bros were eventually banned for being nazis and pedophiles.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 20:30 |
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The game delivers so far. gently caress the haters. Cast your mind back to the game Prey. Remember that? It had some cool gameplay ideas but you knew at the back of your head that you should've been playing Duke instead. It wasn't that long ago. So just cast your mindset back to that era, forget you've played Crysis 2, Killzone 2, or Black Ops and enjoy that the Duke is back.
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# ? Jan 12, 2020 21:31 |
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Just had a friend over for our (Belated) DNF launch party. Even though I finished the PC version earlier today, I watched him playing it on the 360. I've never seen someone so utterly crestfallen. He was dying every 5 minutes because the 360 controls are loving terrible, and had to sit through a 30+ second load screen every single time. He only got a couple of laughs out of the whole thing, and absolutely none of them were at the lovely forced dialog. Poor guy. The look on his face was like that of someone having all of their childhood dreams crushed at once. On the brighter side, the cigars we had were awesome.
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