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I want to hear how this pans out
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Jan 12, 2020 23:43
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This owns so hard.
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Jan 12, 2020 23:57
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All hands abandon ship! This is not a drill!
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Jan 13, 2020 00:17
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Holy poo poo. The drawings. The story. The madness. 10/10 story time, OP plz update soon
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Jan 13, 2020 00:41
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Mother of god
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Jan 13, 2020 01:06
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drat, this is some top tier suspense.
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Jan 13, 2020 01:15
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I bet the scientologist stripper gets injured somehow
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This is a good thread.
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I laughed so hard at 3pac I heard something pop inside me.
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Jan 13, 2020 02:08
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I like that the boobs are above the arms
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Holy loving lol I voted 5 just for 3pac
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Jan 13, 2020 02:21
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This is awesome, excited for chapter 4.
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This thread reminds me of why I joined. Eagerly awaiting more!
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Chapter 3 Part 2: The Crippling There was Viper. With a shaved head and a big fat belly. I thought to myself "Oh my god, she did it. She loving went to Cali and got herself knocked up by a loving cult member." I just knew that in HER mind, it was Xenu's baby. She was the vessell she wanted to be. Jesus. loving. Christ. She was talking to TayTay, his hands on her shoulders and their foreheads touching. It looked like they, at least, were having a sweet reunion. Then came something no one expected. She lifted her dress to reveal some sort of fat pack or pillow or padding and said something else to TayTay. 3pac turned to me and said "That ain't no baby that's a pillow, YO. gently caress that bitch is crazy". Everyone around us started laughing which drew her attention. I yelled "WHAT THE gently caress MICHELLE?!?! What in the hell are you doing you psycho?!" When she saw me her expression changed and she yelled "IT IS A SPRITUAL PREGNANCY! XENU IS IN ME! THIS MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A MOTHER AREN'T YOU GLAD TO SEE ME?" I said something like "Leave me the gently caress out of this GO BE WITH TAYTAY YOU DESERVE EACH OTHER I DONT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU" TayTay suddenly got a look of abject fear and horror on his face. It was apparent he came to a realization that he needed to bail and wanted nothing to do with this either. He backed up, threw his hands in the air turned and walked away. Everyone else was gasping and laughing nervously and that's when she went apeshit. She was on some kind of drugs, keyed up and now with her being the center of attention in a way that embarrassed her she went into a blind rage. She picked up the nearest thing she could swing, a piece of rebar, and headed towards my car. She smashed the driver's side headlight, the side mirror and the driver's window. I started to run toward her and got only a couple of steps when the back door of the lounge opened and out stumbled Crazy Leo. Seeing the scene before him Crazy Leo was just beside himself. There was his "niece" Michelle, with shaved head, apparently pregnant, and smashing a goddamn car. I don't know what was going through his head but he started yelling "STELLA! STELLA! STELLAAAaaaAAAAaa!" and sort of stumbled into Viper. She suddenly realized who it was, and it weirdly snapped her into a moment of calm. Crazy Leo was sobbing and saying "Why....Why...Whyyyyy Stella" while she hugged him for a few seconds and showed him that she wasn't actually pregnant. I recognized this as a moment of opportunity and raced forward to my car, opened the driver's side door, jumped in and tried to get my keys into the ignition. I just wanted to get the hell out of there. Viper saw what was happening and tried to get away from Leo while I started the engine. As Leo tried to grab her again she moved to confront me while raising the rebar to take a swing but lost her balance and as I was trying to back the car up I fumbled and put the car into drive. It sputtered and lurched forward, trapping her right foot and lower leg between the car, the horizontal concrete curb of the parking space and one of two cement posts that were positioned in front of the curb. Down she went and the car continued to jump forward up and over the curb until I hit the brake and killed the engine. Anyone close enough heard a terrible snapping crunching tearing sound of flesh and bone and metal. She screamed and passed out. A couple of people were trying not to vomit.  That's the best way I can describe it as it happened so fast. It wasn't terribly bloody, but her leg was pretty obviously hosed up. Someone called 911 and both the police and the fire department responded. The fire department folks got her free of the twisted metal and took her to the hospital while we all gave a statement to the cops. I got in my car, determined to leave once and for all. The last thing I heard was a voice from behind the car and as I turned around to look I heard In a perfect Tupac voice  "Ayy man! Yo! You got a banana in ya tailpipe!" Laughing and not wanting to believe it but knowing it to be true I got out and looked and yep... there was a loving banana and a rag stuck in the tail pipe. I yanked them out, got back into the car and drove away putting all that poo poo into my rearview mirror for good. I later learned just how bad the accident hosed up her leg and ankle. I think it was a spiral fracture in her leg and her ankle was basically crushed. She never danced again. And that's the story of how I crippled a Scientologist stripper.
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Jan 13, 2020 03:23
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gently caress
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pahuyuth posted:Chapter 3 Part 2: The Crippling Magnificent. For once it seems they did send a poet.
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Man that 3pac ending 
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Jan 13, 2020 03:31
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Jan 13, 2020 03:32
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Ah, the Chekov's banana payoff
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GORDON posted:Was the baby ok? Probably has down syndrome 
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I would love to know about the further adventures of 3Pac.
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I also want to see a pic of your insane thetan riddled medusa but it's probably not a good idea, the internet being what it is. Unless she'd be okay with it i guess
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I might have a picture of Viper somewhere but it would take me forever to figure out where it might be. I'll give it a shot though and post it if I find it. Epilogue Whatever happened to our cast of characters? Well.... As for Crazy Leo, I finally found out who Stella was. Leo got married to his highschool sweetheart Stella when he was around 19 or 20 right before he headed off to the Korean War. She died while he was away and it just wrecked the poor guy. Michelle reminded him of her and he just latched on to Viper while he drank himself crazy. He died sometime in the early 2000s. TayTay disappeared completely almost immediately after all of the drama and no one that I stayed in touch with had any idea where he might have gone. He's probably in a shack somewhere eating squirrels and making clothes out of their pelts. Or maybe he's a big player in the Scientology cult. I never saw or heard from Viper again. Apparently she continued to work in bars but only as a bartender or waitress. After that the story I was told is that she eventually found herself in federal prison for fraud or something similar. I'm pretty sure she's out by now but I have no clue where she might be. As for me, Beets, I bounced (ha!) around from city to city working in music venues and clubs. I eventually made my way out to California and began working in Executive Protection / Bodyguarding and met a lot of interesting people. But those stories are for another thread.
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thank you, op. great story. i hope you eventually learned to embrace scientology
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I feel like I haven't been living my best life reading this.
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pahuyuth posted:I might have a picture of Viper somewhere but it would take me forever to figure out where it might be. I'll give it a shot though and post it if I find it. 
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Just gonna have sex with a woman so many times and never once get in a picture with her, nevermind marry her properly first. You're going to hell dude
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Sjs00 posted:You're going to hell dude Nah, he's just working the door.
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DandyLion posted:Nah, he's just working the door. 
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Next cripple a random executive and tell us the story of that.
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What a wonderful story. 5'd
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pahuyuth posted:I want to be the vessel for a new Xenu and maybe I can find that there too. and I want us to be a happy family. Wouldn't that be great!! xenu is the bad guy
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I just wanna know why he called her Stella
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DandyLion posted:Magnificent. 
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Jesus loving christ Were you scared shitless when you hit her with the car?
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