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limp_cheese posted:It can't be good for a species for 40% of all members to be descended from a single one right? How long before we get a Charles III tortoise? I mean it’s not ideal and yeah it’s not good or anything, but on a scale of 1 to 10 we are taking like a 3 or a 4 here.
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 10:01 |
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lol
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 11:05 |
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I assume the founders effect of this turtle is that all of his sons are named buck and have tiny turtle sized shag wagons.
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 12:23 |
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 13:19 |
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 13:25 |
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l-loving-mao
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 17:40 |
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Coolguye posted:Like 85% of incest problems are immediate family pairings, either full siblings or parent/child. half siblings are reasonably safe, and Diego had like 12 baby mommas so large swaths of these populations will be half siblings. It's definitely better than the cheetah, which in the relatively recent past was reduced to a breeding population of five. The whole species is gonna be one nasty case of bubonic plague away from probable extinction for centuries to come.
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 20:45 |
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McSpanky posted:It's definitely better than the cheetah, which in the relatively recent past was reduced to a breeding population of five. The whole species is gonna be one nasty case of bubonic plague away from probable extinction for centuries to come. Well, so are bananas. And avocados. Anything with a lack of genetic diversity is at risk. What I'm saying is that if you want to propagate, do it with someone that isn't at all like you, for the good of the species. Vanadium Dame fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Jan 13, 2020 |
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# ? Jan 13, 2020 23:48 |
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Uhhhh, this is an obvious fake. There are only 4 turtles. Who's the friend? Splinter in a suit?? I rate this as false.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:17 |
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blight rhino posted:Uhhhh, this is an obvious fake. There are only 4 turtles. Who's the friend? Splinter in a suit?? I rate this as false. Look at this philistine forgetting about Venus, the fifth turtle. smdh.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 00:22 |
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apparently the happy dragon noises from game of thrones were made from recordings of galapagos tortoises mating
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 02:40 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Look at this philistine forgetting about Venus, the fifth turtle. smdh. Why would they break the pattern of naming them after renaissance artists? Edit: oh, she was named after a Greek statue. mom and dad fight a lot fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Jan 14, 2020 |
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 06:56 |
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lmao
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 08:12 |
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Absolute legend
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Bogus Adventure posted:lmeow
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:33 |
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 11:22 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 12:17 |
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Staring into the sex abyss
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 12:47 |
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bloom posted:Diego, the tortoise who loves to gently caress https://i.imgur.com/qbkiT.mp4
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 13:04 |
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in tortoise form
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 14:02 |
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T-posing to assert the continuation of my species.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:05 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:Look at this philistine forgetting about Venus, the fifth turtle. smdh. well, i'll be. i'm glad young me never had that action figure. things could of gotten weird.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:20 |
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nankeen posted:apparently the happy dragon noises from game of thrones were made from recordings of galapagos tortoises mating Hot
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 16:14 |
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I think that's fighting not loving. The one is knocking his rival onto his back
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:09 |
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Sir Nose posted:I think that's fighting not loving. The one is knocking his rival onto his back maybe he was just that good at sucking dick
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:18 |
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Professor Shark posted:there were just two males and 12 females of his species alive on the island. Doesn't that mean he had sex with his daughters? What a creep.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:51 |
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punk rebel ecks posted:Doesn't that mean he had sex with his daughters? What a creep. Don't look into pet/livestock breeding
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 06:03 |
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im so sorry
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 16:53 |
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So when was he in the San Diego zoo? When I went there were some giant tortoises going at it and I'd like to believe it was him
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 18:09 |
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:
Lol
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Hitlersaurus Christ posted:
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 20:00 |
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Only a matter of time
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 20:58 |
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The Horny Tortoise Who Saved His Species Is A Fraud
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:37 |
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That fucker!
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:40 |
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Personally I like the underdog that other turtle sounds like some kind of terminator.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 01:59 |
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Jesus Christ 60%?! Also lol at having 3 tortoise to repopulate the species and one is impotent. Like pandas I think this species might not be long for this world with those gently caress numbers.
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# ? Jan 16, 2020 02:01 |
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limp_cheese posted:Jesus Christ 60%?! I mean there's 2000 of them now
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Jonathan is currently the best Tortoise Diego is a pale imitation of Jonathan
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