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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Ban people who don't like "nice" and/or oldpainless jokes.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Ban people who don't like "nice" and/or oldpainless jokes.

:agreed:

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Randaconda posted:

:wtc:

i bet he's tons of fun at parties

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Holy poo poo. I had no idea this was a Twitter thing. I just looked it up and saw the comic. That sort of poo poo is why people in my field have to keep dealing with this nonsense.

Instead of feeling like I wasted my time, I choose to feel good that I got to justify some of my very hefty student loans by taking my minor (degree subject, not child) out for a walk.

Edit: Going to sleep for real, now.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I feel like I shouldn't probate a two year old post but God I want to

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

That's the path to the Dark Side.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Pastry of the Year posted:

That's the path to the Dark Side.

Younglings too...

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sid Vicious posted:

I feel like I shouldn't probate a two year old post but God I want to

extremely same


probably why i'll never be a mod

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

I wish Landerig were here to tell me my Posting Alignment

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

"Bad" is not an alignment, Mom

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

chaotic pastry

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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New kitchen looks like it doesn't have a microwave. Don't like that.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol if your posting can be considered good

i just aim for "not a total waste of time"

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Ban people who don't like "nice" and/or oldpainless jokes.
More like oldbrainless jokes

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Scarodactyl posted:

More like oldbrainless jokes

:golfclap:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Brute Squad posted:

chaotic pastry

An actual pastry alignment chart would have Entenmann's raspberry twist as lawful good and the vending machine-only Big Texas cinnamon roll as true neutral

I... don't actually eat a lot of pastries :ssh:

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Sid Vicious posted:

I feel like I shouldn't probate a two year old post but God I want to

Do it, just a lil baby 6er :)

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:

An actual pastry alignment chart would have Entenmann's raspberry twist as lawful good and the vending machine-only Big Texas cinnamon roll as true neutral

I... don't actually eat a lot of pastries :ssh:

Eh, the pastry farming industry pollutes waterways anyway.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sourdough posted:

Do it, just a lil baby 6er :)

Veni Vidi Amiche can have little a probation, as a treat

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

An actual pastry alignment chart would have Entenmann's raspberry twist as lawful good and the vending machine-only Big Texas cinnamon roll as true neutral

I... don't actually eat a lot of pastries :ssh:

you can buy big texas cinnamon rolls at the gas station closest to me

no vending machine required

hth

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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The great Entenmann's pastry groves of the Northeastern US.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Randaconda posted:

you can buy big texas cinnamon rolls at the gas station closest to me

no vending machine required

hth

I've told this story before but I got my username when I was staying in a motel and didn't have a computer but did have a smartphone and I wanted to keep up with SA-GCCX and the most recent striking phrase I could think of was "Pastry of the Year" on a Big Texas cinnamon roll in a vending machine.

I really and truly only ever intended to lurk with this dumb name.

Also you live in Florida so I expect you can also buy machetes, defunct candy bars, and gubernatorial pardons at your gas stations

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Pastry of the Year posted:

I really and truly only ever intended to lurk with this dumb name.

And look at you now with your big blue star :3:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pastry of the Year posted:

I've told this story before but I got my username when I was staying in a motel and didn't have a computer but did have a smartphone and I wanted to keep up with SA-GCCX and the most recent striking phrase I could think of was "Pastry of the Year" on a Big Texas cinnamon roll in a vending machine.

I really and truly only ever intended to lurk with this dumb name.

Also you live in Florida so I expect you can also buy machetes, defunct candy bars, and gubernatorial pardons at your gas stations

hey

you gotta go to city hall for the pardons

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Sid Vicious posted:

I feel like I shouldn't probate a two year old post but God I want to

I was going to suggest giving him a custom title, but you’re not a moderator so you can’t do that.

Sid Vicious for Moderator 2020

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Platystemon posted:

I was going to suggest giving him a custom title, but you’re not a moderator so you can’t do that.

Sid Vicious for Moderator 2020

I can it just has to exist on the forums servers already. Fingers crossed they make me a full mod someday so I can truly post in every forum

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
:hmbol:
Sid going mad with probe power is the saga of the year

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Related, the "small pastry" saga was one of my favorites, but I don't have a link handy.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com
lol

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Don't worry I was told I get to be the hip cool probation guy, shake things up around here.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

:hmbol:
Sid going mad with probe power is the saga of the year

Now someone just needs to find an av already on the server for sid to give him

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Someone find a shark based av lol

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Sid Vicious posted:

Someone find a shark based av lol

Do Not Fear Jazz has one

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

I wish Landerig were here to tell me my Posting Alignment

The best thing about Landerig was how he got laughed out of both SA and SS after openly trying to play double agent.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Eox posted:

The best thing about Landerig was how he got laughed out of both SA and SS after openly trying to play double agent.

Living up to his Chaotic Neutral alignment I see

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


razorrozar posted:

Do Not Fear Jazz has one

Thank you I put in the request lol

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

razorrozar posted:

Do Not Fear Jazz has one

lol good find, that's a good as hell av

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I just find it hard to believe someone wasn't joking when they claimed to have a minor in instrumental sharkanetics.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

I'm pretty sure someone bought him :mcnally: as an avatar after that particular meltdown.

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xcheopis
Jul 23, 2003


Pham Nuwen posted:

Related, the "small pastry" saga was one of my favorites, but I don't have a link handy.

On this page
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3770505&pagenumber=29&perpage=40#post459947447

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