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Even power glove guy sold his copy while people were still going to be curious about the trainwreck and bought a better game with the cash lmao
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Kongming posted:Black people have forgiven Michael Richards and women will forgive Duke. Back in my day we would have ripped your head off and poo poo down your neck!
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Also this one av is p. good, brings a smile to my face every time I scroll down and see it
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Xarbala posted:Feels like every single SuperMechagodzilla post in that thread was solid gold. my eyes glaze over those as i search for the next cool dude who declares that actually its normal and satire that duke likes to punch women in the stomach until they vomit (7238 hours remaining on probation)
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quote:Second time I really played around with the white board, the turd, the sinks, noticed the little details in everything. this but on reading the dnf thread
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elf help book posted:my eyes glaze over those as i search for the next cool dude who declares that actually its normal and satire that duke likes to punch women in the stomach until they vomit (7238 hours remaining on probation)
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If Donald Trump made a video game the first half hour of DNF would be nearly interchangeable with it.
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elf help book posted:my eyes glaze over those as i search for the next cool dude who declares that actually its normal and satire that duke likes to punch women in the stomach until they vomit (7238 hours remaining on probation)
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P-Mack posted:If Donald Trump made a video game the first half hour of DNF would be nearly interchangeable with it.
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Xarbala posted:Feels like every single SuperMechagodzilla post in that thread was solid gold. The opposite reading is true.
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Xarbala posted:Feels like every single SuperMechagodzilla post in that thread was solid gold. I feel that it's been shown fairly definitively that Duke 3D was not "South Park offensive" (read: halfhearted, 'apolitical' crypto-conservatism) but was rather an precise and laudable progressive statement pulled off with minimal resources, and with excellent gameplay as its base. The revelatory dominatrix scene in DN3D:AE consists of a couple sprites and some tinny sound clips. In fact, that's all the game had at its disposal in any scene. This is absolutely remarkable.
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Jan 13, 2020 18:12
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I don’t even see the posts anymore. All I see is “duke” “homo” “misogynoir “
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I cannot believe that all of you forgot about Duke. This game has been in the making for 15 years. And now you're not betting on it just because some FAKE, ANIMATED, COMPLETELY NOT REAL WOMEN get killed in an over-the-top, cartoony fashion? Whatever, losers. I'll be busy enjoying my game. There's absolutely nothing BAD about the game as it is.
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Holy gently caress that part I just caught was boring. Massively dark level with no enemies, Duke slapping at something (it might have been an alien nutsack?), and then this amazing pushing puzzle with tool boxes. At least their were some low res boobs for a couple of seconds....and the loading screens did seem kind of excessive since it was loading one empty map into another empty map.
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3416433&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=31#post392404885 Did I already cross post this.
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Wormskull posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3416433&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=31#post392404885 Did I already cross post this. Lmfao
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Jan 13, 2020 20:56
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We should crowdfund a Duke Nukem Forever spiritual successor .
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I just realised that’s your bong and therefore your duke statue not from the thread lmfao nice
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GorfZaplen posted:I feel that it's been shown fairly definitively that Duke 3D was not "South Park offensive" (read: halfhearted, 'apolitical' crypto-conservatism) but was rather an precise and laudable progressive statement pulled off with minimal resources, and with excellent gameplay as its base. The revelatory dominatrix scene in DN3D:AE consists of a couple sprites and some tinny sound clips. In fact, that's all the game had at its disposal in any scene. This is absolutely remarkable. Lol Tbh I just miss the days when smg put some effort in, but that might just be a side effect of lurking cined
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Still thinking about if duke is gay or has autism
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lmfao Duke got a blowjob from a man because his disability prevents him from understanding social cues. What a legendary post.
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In Training posted:We should crowdfund a Duke Nukem Forever spiritual successor . 1993: Duke Nukem 2 jokes that Duke likes to relax and watch Oprah 2025: Duke Nukem Forever 2 Plutonium Edition comes with a true-to-life model of Oprah's uterus, so you can recreate the scene where the aliens force Duke to tear it out
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elf help book posted:1993: Duke Nukem 2 jokes that Duke likes to relax and watch Oprah lol
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its ok because duke didnt want to do it
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elf help book posted:1993: Duke Nukem 2 jokes that Duke likes to relax and watch Oprah Now we know what happened this guy
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Thinking about my favorite goon, the guy who earnestly claimed that Spec Ops: The Line had bad gameplay intentionally as a metaphor for how war is also bad and shouldn’t be fun, and smiling serenely.
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I've heard that argument about Spec Ops from more than a few folks, so I wonder if that's a common excuse.
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DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game. Duke Nukem in Dead Rising: What do you mean there isn't a strip club around, this is vegas! Duke Nukem in Sonic 4: I'm not running anywhere, these god drat rings all over the place... what the hell are they anyway, cock rings? Hmmn, nope, too small for that Gears of Wars: What are you rear end in a top hat doing cowering behind cover? Come out here and be a man, I'm sure there is a med pack around the corner anyway you little babies. God of War: Hey Bro, heard you can get me into hell, I got a few ex's I wanna look up.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sQX6MH1RTQ
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Knuc U Kinte posted:DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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Knuc U Kinte posted:DukeVision would be awesome, the ability to drop Duke Nukem into any Xbox game.
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duke nukem experiencing ego death
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Trash Ops posted:duke nukem experiencing ego death
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