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Speaking of terrible movies sure to be a hit: https://youtu.be/jLMBLuGJTsA No palm suckers, Jared Leto, no "I NEED MORE PLASMA!", Jared Leto, horrible butchery of Beethoven's legacy and Jared Leto. 0 stars, will avoid.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 14:01 |
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2 Jack 2 Jill. Jack and Jill from the previous movie get cloned, so there's 4 Sandlers, all onscreen at the same time, talking over each other in every scene. They dunk an actual parrot in deadly molten chocolate this time, because its cheaper than CGI. The movie has a Subway logo in the lower right corner the entire time, and the characters point it out and interact with it. The logo is voiced by Rob Schneider.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 14:16 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:2 Jack 2 Jill. Da derp de derp de teedally derpy derpy dum. Rated ARG for pirates. gently caress you. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 16:30 |
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I’m not sure how you can make a movie worse than Jack and Jill Unless he does it with no budget or something
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 16:59 |
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FlamingLiberal posted:I’m not sure how you can make a movie worse than Jack and Jill There's going to be a budget. Otherwise he can't pay his friends to vacation.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 17:41 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:2 Jack 2 Jill.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 17:54 |
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jaj2 played by jared leto, sandler plays al pacino
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 18:04 |
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AceOfFlames posted:Speaking of terrible movies sure to be a hit: Didn’t he just have palm suckers in the cartoon since he wasn’t allowed to do the whole vampire thing?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 18:47 |
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Yes, everybody's remembering lame cartoon Morbius instead of lame comic Morbius.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 18:48 |
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I’m not convinced he can do it intentionally. It’ll wrap back around and be the best comedy of the decade.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:00 |
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RatHat posted:I’m not convinced he can do it intentionally. It’ll wrap back around and be the best comedy of the decade. I am extremely down for Adam Sandler forever cursed to create the worst comedy ever for the rest of his career. Man, how did Uncut Gems, The Lighthouse, and The Farewell only generate a single nomination between them? Did A24 just forget to send out for your consideration packages?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:07 |
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Because the Oscars are a joke
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:08 |
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IUG posted:There's going to be a budget. Otherwise he can't pay his friends to vacation. Movie is set in Dubai, and is about filming a commercial to get people to go to Dubai. Sandler having burned bridges with Sony, the film entirely funded by the UAE. Ending sequence is the completed non-comedic 7 minute commercial. Minor setbacks: entire cast gets Hep A from swimming at sewage beach, kevin james suffers multiple heatstrokes.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:14 |
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RatHat posted:Because the Oscars are a joke Ya, no women noms for director either
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:20 |
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Stink Billyums posted:Yes, everybody's remembering lame cartoon Morbius instead of lame comic Morbius. Exactly. Cartoon Morbius was an amusing mixture of censorship induced hilarity (the plasma line) and genuinely disturbing (the suckers, which were also because of a censorship mandate that Morbius not bite anyone just made him scarier). Comic Morbius? Who gives a gently caress
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:40 |
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comic Morbius is mostly one of two things. on one end, if you're doing a dark and serious Spidey story, you pretty much either pull him, Kraven, or the symbiotes as the villain. on the other end, he's a route to Blade.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:43 |
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Movie is set in Dubai, and is about filming a commercial to get people to go to Dubai. Sandler having burned bridges with Sony, the film entirely funded by the UAE. Ending sequence is the completed non-comedic 7 minute commercial. Minor setbacks: entire cast gets Hep A from swimming at sewage beach, kevin james suffers multiple heatstrokes. For the sequel they go on a road trip to Saudi Arabia and the ending sequence of that is just the Khashoggi death tape.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:46 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:comic Morbius is mostly one of two things. on one end, if you're doing a dark and serious Spidey story, you pretty much either pull him, Kraven, or the symbiotes as the villain. on the other end, he's a route to Frankencastle Fixed this for you
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:11 |
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:Fixed this for you i mean, that'd be cool, but 1) how exactly did morbius figure into frankencastle, my memory's off 2) given we know this movie is MCU-connected, and the Punisher Netflix series ended with him still alive and perfectly fine, there's a lot more steps required in between there than "introduce vampire, introduce black guy with sword who hates vampire"
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 20:29 |
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Have Sandler make a hard R Castlevania comedy. My heart couldn’t take it.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:43 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i mean, that'd be cool, but IIRC Morbius was the one who found Frank's bits after he was chopped up by Daken and turned them into FrankenCastle Gonz posted:Have Sandler make a hard R Castlevania comedy. Starring Adam Sandler as Dracula, Kevin James as Richter Belmont, Adam Sandler as Alucard and Rob Schneider as Death. AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Jan 14, 2020 |
# ? Jan 14, 2020 21:47 |
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I might be misremembering, but I think Rob and the gang had a falling-out. Which means Sandler would have to mend some fences if he is sincerely trying to make the worst movie ever.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:07 |
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Give me Werner Herzog's Grown Ups 3 or give me death!
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:12 |
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The marvel dark universe?! Vampires, frankenstein, etc? Lol i thought Blade was pushing it
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:12 |
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AceOfFlames posted:Starring Adam Sandler as Dracula, Kevin James as Richter Belmont, Adam Sandler as Alucard and Rob Schneider as Death. “What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets! Ahhh dabba dee dabba doo deee dah dooobie!” God, I want this to happen, now. Dracula dressed like goddamn Opera Man.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:13 |
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Produce the Tom Scharpling Grown Ups 3 script, you cowards.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:20 |
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Paul Blart: Belmont
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:20 |
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Grendels Dad posted:I might be misremembering, but I think Rob and the gang had a falling-out. Rob is the one that got a little big on himself and burned bridges iirc. According to Sandler on that Norm show, they are talking again, but Rob is gonna have to genuflect if he wants back on gravy train. Rob is supposedly happy now out of spotlight according to Sandler.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:22 |
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Gonz posted:Dracula dressed like goddamn Opera Man. Yes I would happily fund this trashfire, who in Hollywood do I need to give my bank account to?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:24 |
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joylessdivision posted:Yes I would happily fund this trashfire, who in Hollywood do I need to give my bank account to? Fill out all checks or money orders to Happy Madison Productions.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:24 |
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AceOfFlames posted:IIRC Morbius was the one who found Frank's bits after he was chopped up by Daken and turned them into FrankenCastle Is this just your Hotel Transylvania fanfic?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:48 |
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RBA Starblade posted:Paul Blart: Belmont Paul Blart is named the sole inheritor of a long-lost uncle and travels to the Carpathian mountains to inspect his new property, where he learns of his family's secret heritage as defenders of the world
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 22:59 |
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The Paul Blart franchise Segway'd into gothic horror so seamlessly I didn't even notice.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:16 |
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A shot-for-shot remake of Life is Beautiful, but every character is either Adam Sandler or Kevin James in a fatsuit and wig.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:20 |
Adam Sandler remake of The Day The Clown Cried.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:30 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Adam Sandler remake of The Day The Clown Cried. It would probably be something like Zohan except Nazis
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:35 |
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We already have three comedies where Adam Sandler plays Dracula.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:40 |
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So Sandler expected to be nominated for an oscar because he tried hard? That is cool.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:49 |
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cptn_dr posted:Produce the Tom Scharpling Grown Ups 3 script, you cowards. Huh, that was good!
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 23:56 |
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yo mamma a Horus posted:So Sandler expected to be nominated for an oscar because he tried hard? That is cool. Yeah I didn’t even consider him the best part of the movie
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