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Wait, what did you buy to get a used stadia. The controller?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 07:31 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 10:25 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Stadia: GOOGLE IS LITERALLY loving ME
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 07:47 |
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It’s like drm that prevents you from reselling your computer game Except for your entire computer
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 08:36 |
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Ah yes the infrastructure that is *checks notes* Google cloud computing. That'd take them all of, what, 30 seconds to wipe and reallocate in a config console somewhere?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 08:43 |
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Barudak posted:Wait, what did you buy to get a used stadia. The controller? Probably the special chromecast and the controller.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 08:52 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Ah yes the infrastructure that is *checks notes* Google cloud computing. That'd take them all of, what, 30 seconds to wipe and reallocate in a config console somewhere? You gotta switch to a different git branch and do like an apt-get dist-upgrade and it's just all way too much work.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 08:58 |
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And people said that EA online passes were evil.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 08:59 |
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Stadia is not vaporware, Stadia is CueCat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CueCat
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:08 |
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limaCAT posted:Stadia is not vaporware, Stadia is CueCat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CueCat I think I still have mine, complete with ~hack~ to make it not encrypt the barcode.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:10 |
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My favorite is the Google CS rep directing a customer (well, potential customer) to Reddit in hopes of solving their problem, because they're apparently unable to generate a code themselves. New heights of incompetence, every week.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:15 |
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quote:Stadia is great, and I don't get why it's getting so much flak
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:31 |
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Yup, that's how you move the market 1403
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:40 |
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So much to unpack in that (clearly astroturfing) post. My favourite part is claiming to have seen countless people enjoying Stadia on cafe wifi. No one has ever seen another stadia user!
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:44 |
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Stux posted:you make more money allowing everything than turning away some games and hiring people to vet things. its really not anymore complicated than that. That's not necessarily true. If there are curators who at least flag obvious asset flips and other crap games so that they sink to results page 20 and allow better games to surface, overall sales might improve.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 09:48 |
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quote:my GPC journey quote:No more big downloads, no more data management,
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 10:02 |
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quote:Now I do have gigabit internet with no data cap
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 11:18 |
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Son of a Vondruke! posted:Probably the special chromecast and the controller. Whoever sold it to him is vastly smarter than the man not thinking about the implications of a guy selling you his less than three month old video game system that cant be bought in stores
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 11:35 |
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It's like a pyramid scam in that sense - once you've bought in and realize what you're getting, your only recourse it to offload it onto someone else while repeating the same marketing spiel you fell for yourself.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 11:42 |
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Barudak posted:Whoever sold it to him is vastly smarter than the man not thinking about the implications of a guy selling you his less than three month old video game system that cant be bought in stores I wonder what was the markup.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 12:13 |
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ErrEff posted:Someone's in for a surprise in the coming months. I have no idea why but my Canadian ISP legitimately gives zero fucks, I've done like 20tb in a month (backups to Unlimited Google Cloud) and never had a peep from them. Never had a peep from Google either, for that matter.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 13:37 |
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Every so often I think about hostile apostle saying "True 4k" and I laugh.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 13:45 |
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Do you think he just got fired for failing to convert anyone here?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 13:58 |
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I can't tell if this is a little early or late for the bargaining stage, but I guess everyone goes through grief at their own pace.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 14:01 |
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Stux posted:youre saying they cant, but its more like wont. none of this is because theyre thinking ah we cant win well! whatever! its bcos gaben is a big libertarian-esque money is always right follow the money guy and you make more money allowing everything than turning away some games and hiring people to vet things. its really not anymore complicated than that. It is very hard to make any kind of apples to apples comparison, but as best I can tell from cursory googling, Steam made about $4.3 billion (minus DLC and micro-transactions so this is likely severely under reported) in 2017 where Apple shipped $26.5 billion to developers (the 70% cut). Notoriously, Apple has a pretty strict review system (though it lets plenty of crap on to the store). The libertarian idea of 'anything goes makes more money' severely underestimates how much people care about feeling safe when they buy stuff. People would rather buy their stuff at brightly lit Walmart than seedy game shop, even if that means foregoing the chance to buy AO rated games. In many cases, *because* they won't deal with AO rated games. Since Stadia has been the most exclusive about allowing games on the platform to date, it stands to reason that they have a very bight future ahead of them!
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 14:16 |
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I love how these rambling, natural-sounding posts can’t help but include a line or two of marketing speak. “I just don’t understand how people couldn’t enjoy its crisp and refreshing flavor!”
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 14:44 |
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Flayer posted:So much to unpack in that (clearly astroturfing) post. My favourite part is claiming to have seen countless people enjoying Stadia on cafe wifi. My favorite is claiming to have seen countless people playing on their home wifi. Do these people know he is watching them?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:01 |
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Cemetry Gator posted:We're not talking about titles that involve Nazis, but rather titles that are produced by and/or for Nazis. There's a game on steam, Warsaw. It's basically "what if the Darkest Dungeon, but about the Warsaw Uprising". You lead a resistance cell during the uprising and your job is to keep up morale so the people don't give up the fight. It's made by Polish devs in collaboration with some historical societies dedicated to remembering the Uprising. It's full of touching stories and vignettes of life in occupied Germany, and actual real stories from resistance fighters and survivors. You end up fighting troops from the Dirlewanger Brigade etc, and it gets loving real as poo poo. The biggest discussion thread in the game's Steam subforum is a bunch of idiots with names like "IRON EAGLE" asking the devs to add in a mode where you play as the nazis, and then pages and pages of people explaining to the devs that ACKSHUALLY the nazis weren't war criminals and it's mostly just misrepresentation and propaganda and furthermore... What do you even say to idiots like this?
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:06 |
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Der Shovel posted:What do you even say to idiots like this? Nothing, you just
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:11 |
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Der Shovel posted:What do you even say to idiots like this? "gently caress off" would be a strong start.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:14 |
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Der Shovel posted:There's a game on steam, Warsaw. It's basically "what if the Darkest Dungeon, but about the Warsaw Uprising". You lead a resistance cell during the uprising and your job is to keep up morale so the people don't give up the fight. It's made by Polish devs in collaboration with some historical societies dedicated to remembering the Uprising. It's full of touching stories and vignettes of life in occupied Germany, and actual real stories from resistance fighters and survivors. You end up fighting troops from the Dirlewanger Brigade etc, and it gets loving real as poo poo. You ban them.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:17 |
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Der Shovel posted:
https://mobile.twitter.com/TymberDalton/status/1216091975612538880 I think this sums it up nicely.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:18 |
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But what about this one. Should it be banned? I'd say no. While you do play as Joseph Goebbels who along with the rest of Hitlers coterie are now animu schoolgirls vying for his attention it's completely inoffensive. Sure there is a ton of fascist imagery but it completely ignores the actual facts of the war. Just like pretty much every other visual novel it's just extremely bland and boring. Perfect for Stevia in other words.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 15:35 |
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source your quotes
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 16:06 |
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Wheany posted:That's not necessarily true. If there are curators who at least flag obvious asset flips and other crap games so that they sink to results page 20 and allow better games to surface, overall sales might improve. yes but that involves spending money and as we all know doing things like paying staff is always less profitable even if its more profitable
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 16:45 |
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Still laughing about the guy that joked that hostile's contract expired on December 31st and he was actually right.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 16:48 |
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Stadia III: The Search for Hostile Apostle
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 18:37 |
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American McGay posted:Still laughing about the guy that joked that hostile's contract expired on December 31st and he was actually right. Nah just been on vacation since end of December - but I'm back and as salty as ever
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:00 |
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I'd be salty if I bought in on Stadia's scam too.
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:07 |
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hostile apostle posted:Nah just been on vacation since end of December - but I'm back and as salty as ever
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# ? Jan 14, 2020 19:09 |
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American McGay posted:Now that you're back from vacation what games are you most looking forward to playing on Stadia in January and beyond? D2 and GRID taking up most of my time. Most looking forward to 4K, 60FPS Cyberpunk in April (lol). Get Packed (Stadia exclusive) looks like it will be a pretty fun couch co-op, Overcooked-esque type game. Not sure on exact release date. Gods & Monsters, coming in Feb also seems interesting, from the devs of AC:O. Kinda looks like AC:O meets Zelda. hostile apostle fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Jan 14, 2020 |
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