The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3806750&userid=169223

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Moon Slayer posted:

That's a lot of words to try and say "we were actually doxxing trans goons to help you."

Buying-Bid posted:

Two days ago (sunday night) I cried myself to sleep. This girl (I will refer to her as Sarah) I have been obsessed with since 3rd grade threw a birthday party on saturday, it was a pretty casual house party, so people brought friends along, of course I was not invited (no girl would ever invite me to a party), but my friend asked me to come along, and of course I jumped at the opportuinity.

Around an hour into the party, it happened that me and Sarah were alone in the kitchen while others danced and talked in the living room. I was there to get a drink, and when I came in and saw her by the fridge, a deep shocking, sinking feeling almost paralysed me with fear, as I just stood there staring at her for about 5 seconds (I am absolutely TERRIFIED of females, especially Sarah, I had no idea she would be in there alone). When she looked at me I quickly glanced away in shame. After about 10 awkward seconds of me staring at the floor and her standing there awkwardly, she finally spoke.

"Uh, hi, you're frank, right?"
"No. Francis."
"Oh, but it's frank for short, right?"
"No."
"Sorry, I must have you confused with someone else."

I couldn't think of anything to say.

"Want a drink?"
"Yeah. Thanks.

She handed me a beer.

"I'M STRAIGHT EDGE!!"

I just tried to tell her I was straight edge (and therefore didn't drink), but I was so nervous when she approached me physically that it came out in what sounded like a confontational shout which totally wasn't what I intended.

"Sorry, uh there's a diet pepsi if you like"
"I don't drink diet soft drinks, they are carginogens."
"Oh.."

I couldn't stand the fear of being near her any more, so I scurried away and (again in that nervous shout) blurted out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and heard her say "thanks" as I walked back into the living room, up the stairs and into the bathroom where I literally collapsed and started shivering on the floor with fear, tears came from my eyes. After about 5 minutes of just lying there I composed myself and went downstairs again. For the rest of the party I pretty much avoided her and talked with some people I knew.

When me and my friend got back home to my house and played a little PS2 for about half an hour, he left and I said bye. It was at this point I realised he had left his cell phone. As I was about to call him to tell him, it suddenly struck me that he probably had Sarah's number on his phone. I literally sat there for 45 minutes shivering with both anticipation and fear as I saw the number across the screen, begging me to call.

Simple. I'd just call her up, apologise for the awkwardness and ask her if she wanted to get coffee some time. The only problem was this was about the scariest thing imaginable. I felt my body ache with fear as I tried to press the "CALL" button on the cell phone several times but was too scared. I got a disconnecting feeling as if none of this was actually happening to me, like maybe it was all a dream. When I finally got the courage to call, my heart raced as I heard the dial tone.

"Hello?"
"Hey, sorry about earlier, I was just wondering if you wanted to go out for coffee some time ?(WHAT THE gently caress was I thinking??)"
"Sorry, who is this calling?"

I (stupidly) hadn't anticipated she would ask who it was. the question caught me totally off guard. I thought of just saying my name, or giving a fake name, or shouting out "your worst loving nightmare", or avoiding the question, and a host of other ideas over the course of about 5 seconds. I was too stunned to even reply.

Another 5 seconds of silence.

"Are you still there?"
"Yeah...sorry, I.. it's"
"Oh, Francis right?
I was silent again
"Sorry yeah, I - I'm pretty busy lately but maybe- uh I'll call you another time if i get time to go out uh (I could regognize that she had no intention of calling me), what's your number?"
I gave her my number.
"Ok, well bye!"
"Bye."

As I hung up and put the phone down, the realization of what had just happened hit me like a wrecking ball, I collapsed on the sofa and fell asleep with exaustion. About 5 minutes later I get a call.

"Hello?"
A male voice.
"Is this francis?"
"Yeah uh who is this?"
"I'm just calling to give you a friendly warning, stay away from Sarah, okay? She's my girlfriend, and she has no interest in you whatsoever, you're a creep."

The realization and jealousy that she had a boyfriend, coupled with the shock and unexpectedness of this call filled me with rage.

"gently caress YOU YOU MOTHER F-UNCLE FUNK" I stuttered incomprehensibly with rage.
"Man you're hosed up in the head aren't you. I'm WARNING you, stay away."

He hung up.

I literally let out a massive scream of both sadness jealousy anger and fear that gripped my entire body. I went to bed and got about 2 hours of sleep.

The next (sunday) morning, I got up feeling like absolute poo poo. As I always do to when I feel terrible, I force myself to walk outside, go to the mall (5 min walk) where there are lots of people, and buy something or run into someone I know. I couldn't find anyone I knew, so I bought a milkshake and walked out the front enterance, where I saw something that made my heart skip.

Sarah and some guy (probably her boyfriend?) walking into the mall. I saw her glance with shock at me and quickly look away trying to make it seem as if she hadn't noticed me. I rushed towards her.

"SARAH!" I shouted

Her boyfriend turned around with shock and saw me.

"ARE YOU FRANCIS?" he asked angrily.

I stood there staring.

"Get out of here man, we don't want anything to do with you, understand?"

"gently caress YOU, THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!"

As a rage overcameme me, I rushed forward and threw my milkshake as hard as I possibly could at the bastard, totally missing him and tripping over myself in the process. What happened next was the worst feeling I had ever felt.

Sarah stood there laughing at me. The expression on her beautiful face, half disgust half laughter made me feel terrible like I never imagined I could. I hated her guts at that moment.

"YOU oval office!" I yelled.

Her eyes widened, even her boyfriend looked shocked and the three of us stood there staring for maybe 5 seconds.

"YOU MOTHER loving oval office!!" I yelled as I rushed at her. She made made me feel so terrible it physically hurt in my stomach. I was about to loving attack her. I couldn't believe it. It was like some force was controlling me and like I had no control at all. God loving drat I'm stupid when I'm angry and upset. Before I could reach her, her boyfriend grabbed me by the shoulders and threw me to the ground.

"JUST GET OUT OF HERE YOU loving WEIRDO AND BE THANKFUL I DONT loving KILL YOU!!"

I rushed for him with every ounce of anger and strength in my body and groaned as his fist connected with my tummy, winding and incapacitating me. He stared for a second, as if he hadn't expected me to be so easily beaten, before he and Sarah both ran off in a panic. I knew there was no way I could take him, and that he probably went to go get security. These facts, coupled with my crippling social awkwardness and the fact that people all over were staring at me like some kind of freak caused me to run home, totally defeated, clutching my tummy.

That night I considered suicide. My parents aren't home until next week and I felt an aching loneliness. I never went through with it, but have been left crippled emotionally. I havn't gone to school either today or yesterday. My parents will kill me when they get home. I'm a loving failure of a human being.

forward pass posted:

Ariong posted:

I vaguely remember a story about a man who was eating a whole pizza while sitting on a park bench, saw a small group of young black men walking in his direction (presumably because the bench was right next to a sidewalk), and being so terrified that he threw the pizza in their general direction and ran away. I do not remember if it was a story that somebody here told, or one from somewhere else that was simply discussed here. Does anyone remember this more concretely?

Ariong posted:

I vaguely remember a story about a man who was eating a whole pizza while sitting on a park bench, saw a small group of young black men walking in his direction (presumably because the bench was right next to a sidewalk), and being so terrified that he threw the pizza in their general direction and ran away. I do not remember if it was a story that somebody here told, or one from somewhere else that was simply discussed here. Does anyone remember this more concretely?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Wait, so is KF gone now?

Ariong posted:

I vaguely remember a story about a man who was eating a whole pizza while sitting on a park bench, saw a small group of young black men walking in his direction (presumably because the bench was right next to a sidewalk), and being so terrified that he threw the pizza in their general direction and ran away. I do not remember if it was a story that somebody here told, or one from somewhere else that was simply discussed here. Does anyone remember this more concretely?

pentyne posted:

He wasn't eating it he was walking home with it and some kids where hanging out nearby on a bench or something, made a comment to him and he freaked out and threw the pizza and ran in the other direction.

Oh and here's the OG pedocaust thread from ADTRW in 2003
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=429748

The sheer abundance of permabanned posters posting in that thread can give you an idea of how well the "no child porn" rule went over with the regulars at the time.

ArfJason posted:

One of the lines was "Yo [incomprehensible]" and iirc they asked him for a toke/cig/a light.

Ariong posted:

I vaguely remember a story about a man who was eating a whole pizza while sitting on a park bench, saw a small group of young black men walking in his direction (presumably because the bench was right next to a sidewalk), and being so terrified that he threw the pizza in their general direction and ran away. I do not remember if it was a story that somebody here told, or one from somewhere else that was simply discussed here. Does anyone remember this more concretely?

Bareback Rodeo posted:

About three months ago I bought a pizza from the local supermarket and decided that eating it in the park over the road might be nice for a change of scenery, so I walked over there and sat down at a bench. At the next one over, there was a group of teenagers drinking and smoking and having a quiet chat.

Now, as soon as I sat down I felt uncomfortable, but it was too late to move so I just kept eating my pizza.

About ten seconds later, one of the taller guys comes over and stands next to me. I thought he was about to make fun of me or something, but when I looked over at his friends they were all preoccupied with themselves, so I looked up at him.

"Yo, [INCOHERENT], you got any weed?"

This guy had no expression on his face at all. He looked like a loving statue. I didn't want any trouble from him, and I didn't have any drugs, so I figured that if I just gave him the rest of my pizza he'd leave me alone.

Anyway, as soon as I gave him the pizza he started laughing. He turned back to his friends, laughing and shaking his head, and then turned back around and handed me the pizza. Then he said something incoherent again and punched me in the shoulder.

What the gently caress was going on? I stood up and tossed the pizza just behind him so he would have to turn around and then I just got the gently caress out of there.

Ariong posted:

Yes!!!! I guess I misremembered him saying explicitly that they were black, but I still can’t picture this as anything but a white man running in terror from a social interaction with a black person or people.

Ariong posted:

This is truly insane to read.

quote:

Oh, yay, another one of these threads.

Ricequeen, Knight and Tobix pretty much summed up all of the problems with this rule. No-tolerance would kill the hentai aspect of this board, but I don't suppose you or Lowtax really care about that. You've let places like FYAD run loose, yet you feel the need to police an anime board, over images that are completely legal? (By the way, shut the gently caress up, Surat. If you consider "actually being legal" to be 'paper-thin justification,' well then there's really no help for you, nor is there any reason for you to even be involved in this, since you're obviously biased.)

I think the best point RQ brought up is, do we have to start worrying about all types of hentai now? If you're gonna ban the pedo images because you just don't like them, regardless of their legality (or whatever other excuse you might make up) then as an anime/hentai forum we're pretty much hosed. BLANKET OF FEAR.

Anyway, do whatever you want. You're the boss. Just realize that you're doing a lot more harm than good.

pentyne posted:

He wasn't eating it he was walking home with it and some kids where hanging out nearby on a bench or something, made a comment to him and he freaked out and threw the pizza and ran in the other direction.

Oh and here's the OG pedocaust thread from ADTRW in 2003
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=429748

The sheer abundance of permabanned posters posting in that thread can give you an idea of how well the "no child porn" rule went over with the regulars at the time.

“Defiler” posted:

So, what are you saying.. girls with big tits are welcome, but ones the same age that have A-cups aren't?

Heath posted:

What about the hentai aspect of the board??

quote:

You (or at least Lowtax) are also disgusted by the fact that many of us actually do masturbate to hentai, or that's what I assume. Do we need to have any worry about anything else, including stuff like dick girls, tentacles, scat, mutilation porn, or hentai period, getting banned?

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

huh, that's how I've always parsed it too



Also I feel like the kids thinking he had weed on him was perfectly valid because, let's be honest, eating an entire pizza by yourself on a park bench has strong marijuana energy.

Alien Sex Manual posted:

Never change, guys making justifications for spanking it to prepubescent bodies.

quote:

And what about Kiddy Grade? Lumiere and Eclair are obviously not 10 and 16, but their bodies are (and I don't even think that's the case anymore with recent events.) Is KG hentai off-limits then because they look young? Mahoro's got A-cups and certainly looks underage, but she's the equivalent of a 19-year old. Plus, not only is she not real in actual terms, she's not even a real human in fictional terms.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

whoa did your username text get all fancy?

pentyne posted:

Oh and here's the OG pedocaust thread from ADTRW in 2003
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=429748

Ariong posted:

No, it's just blue (purple if the post is marked as read) because Bird is the OP of this thread.

pentyne posted:

You're missing the best quote on that page

Ariong posted:

EDIT2: What's tragic about this one is that this person was banned through the admin panel so I can't see what they ended up getting banned for. They have plenty of posts after this in that thread though, so apparently this didn't do it!

Moon Slayer posted:

lol

Heath posted:

Early SA was wild west as gently caress. I get nostalgic for the early internet sometimes, but then I actually look at the remaining bits of it and, uh,

pentyne posted:

Mjaulm posted:

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

what they said

pentyne posted:

You're missing the best quote on that page

quote:

The storyline of Rizelmine centers on Tomonori Iwaki, a 15-year-old student who likes older women, including high school girls, college girls, and even female instructors.[1][2] Having just discovered that his teacher (upon whom he has nursed a massive crush) is engaged to be married, he comes home to find, much to his dismay, that he has been forced by "Power Of The State" to marry a 12-year-old girl named Rizel, who is the government's first creation in its experiments to genetically engineer a human.

Alien Sex Manual posted:

Oh no, trust me, I saw all of it. Also lol the ones crying about their Rizelmine porn...I thought it was a different anime but googling it this one is even worse.

Tashilicious posted:

people still defend that one anime about the twelve year old who draws hentai and wants to gently caress her brother.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I mean, that should earn them a ban. I think the tiny little cleanup of ADTRW wasn't enough.

excellent bird guy posted:

Doobie's Dog House, home of the Frogdog, that is worth bringing up in regard to an SA inspired saga.

Heath posted:

What about the hentai aspect of the board??

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

It is although that one was my suggestion

Which I immediately briefly regretted after seeing just how long all the PYF threads really are. Ignorance was bliss.