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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


The best part of the movie was when Sandler got shot in the face, and the movie ended.

Uncut Gems is a lovely movie following the Wolf of Wall Street template.

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Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Casimir Radon posted:

The best part of the movie was when Sandler got shot in the face, and the movie ended.

Uncut Gems is a lovely movie following the Wolf of Wall Street template.

Do you have to follow every discussion of the movie around insisting it's lovely with no discussion attached?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Adam Sandler releases a shot for shot greyscale remake of Too Wang Foo Thanks For Everything except every role is played by Adam Sandler in a permanent Being John Malkovich world that only ends with the revelation of Adam Sandler's gender in the film being officially listed as "It's Pat!"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
It’s Pat sequel remake in which a non binary protagonist refuses to state their pronouns. It pisses off both sides and makes no money

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



Pirate Jet posted:

Do you have to follow every discussion of the movie around insisting it's lovely with no discussion attached?

Did they like it? They really haven't made it clear.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



GrandpaPants posted:

Adam Sandler remake of The Day The Clown Cried.

:golfclap:

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

It would probably be something like Zohan except Nazis

Kevin James shows up as a concentration camp guard by the name of Blärt.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Young Freud posted:

Kevin James shows up as a concentration camp guard by the name of Blärt.

PB mall commandant: *falls out of guard tower*

Sirotan
Oct 17, 2006

Sirotan is a seal.


Lid posted:

Adam Sandler releases a shot for shot greyscale remake of Too Wang Foo Thanks For Everything except every role is played by Adam Sandler in a permanent Being John Malkovich world that only ends with the revelation of Adam Sandler's gender in the film being officially listed as "It's Pat!"

Would every line of dialogue just be "Sandler Sandler Sandler"?

Edit: had to look up the clip, drat is that an incredible film

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Fuxkinhug

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
A movie where Adam Sandler ‘s character wins the lottery and has to fight ghosts.

Or maybe a movie where he’s running an amusement park that becomes scary due to ghosts.

It’s called Ghost Park and Peter Cushing is there.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Gonz posted:

A movie where Adam Sandler ‘s character wins the lottery and has to fight ghosts.

Or maybe a movie where he’s running an amusement park that becomes scary due to ghosts.

It’s called Ghost Park and Peter Cushing is there.

Go even bigger with it and include cg ghosts of Chris Farley, John Belushi, Robin Williams, and Princess Diana.

Also they all have bad foghorn leghorn accents.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Also they all have bad foghorn leghorn accents.
Ah, so this is the next Benoit Blanc film.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

AceOfFlames posted:

Starring Adam Sandler as Dracula, Kevin James as Richter Belmont, Adam Sandler as Alucard and Rob Schneider as Death.

You forgot to cast adam sandlers improbably hot love interest. Taylor Swift as Maria.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Adam Sandler’s Another 9 Crazy Nights

IshmaelZarkov
Jun 20, 2013

Urdnot Fire posted:

Ah, so this is the next Benoit Blanc film.

Suddenly on board.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

In case y'all haven't heard, Pirate Baird O'conell (or better known by her first two names Billie Eilish) is doing the next Bond song.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The MSJ posted:

In case y'all haven't heard, Pirate Baird O'conell (or better known by her first two names Billie Eilish) is doing the next Bond song.

Good for them, cant be worse than the last one

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


I feel like the target audience for Bond and the target audience for Billie Eilish are a non touching Ven Diagram

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Len posted:

I feel like the target audience for Bond and the target audience for Billie Eilish are a non touching Ven Diagram

Masochistic women exist

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



i'm the b-b-b-b-b-bond guy (duh)

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


This SandlerChat is just sounding like another remake of The Producers at this point.

Gonz posted:

Have Sandler make a hard R Castlevania comedy.

My heart couldn’t take it.

Ahem.

Hotel Castlevania.

raditts fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jan 15, 2020

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.

Wait I thought we were workshopping the worst comedy of all time, not the greatest.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

raditts posted:

This SandlerChat is just sounding like another remake of The Producers at this point.


Ahem.

Hotel Castlevania.

Hotel Casablanca

The nazis are back, baybee!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



i just realised lmfao completely disappeared after party rock

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i just realised lmfao completely disappeared after party rock
It’s better than that. First they said they were Sorry for Party Rocking, then they disappeared.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Wasn't the only reason they got a record deal in the first place that they were related to some industry legend record executive?

E: yep
Their dad/grandad (they're a uncle-nephew group) was Berry Gordy who founded an obscure little label called Motown.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 15, 2020

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Big Mean Jerk posted:

Wait I thought we were workshopping the worst comedy of all time, not the greatest.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Adam Sandler is The Riddler

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Adam Sandler's shot for shot remake of Come and See.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


FreudianSlippers posted:

Wasn't the only reason they got a record deal in the first place that they were related to some industry legend record executive?

E: yep
Their dad/grandad (they're a uncle-nephew group) was Berry Gordy who founded an obscure little label called Motown.

Don't forget his greatest work, Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Gone Overboard 2 perhaps?

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Len posted:

I feel like the target audience for Bond and the target audience for Billie Eilish are a non touching Ven Diagram

I think the audience for bond and people in 2020 is a non-touching circle.

Like James bond isn't anyone contemporary's idea of cool, most of the stuff he does is done more and bigger by a million other movies, a lot of his traits come off as extremely gross to even people that don't think of themselves as woke, the whole context of what spying is has soured in the public consciousness, and there has been enough bad bond movies that there isn't even much inertia of positive association.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Sandler Bond

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i just realised lmfao completely disappeared after party rock

You're forgetting "Shots" which is something every drunk idiot at a bar has to start yelling at some point.

X-Ray Pecs
May 11, 2008

New York
Ice Cream
TV
Travel
~Good Times~

yo mamma a Horus posted:

So Sandler expected to be nominated for an oscar because he tried hard? That is cool.

It was a powerhouse performance, and it could have been real easy for any actor to make Howard completely unsympathetic and unlikeable, but Sandler gave him that pathos you need to not actively wish him harm.

Casimir Radon posted:

Uncut Gems is a lovely movie following the Wolf of Wall Street template.

If you want to bag any 2019 movie for following the Wolf of Wall Street template, Hustlers is right there. (Hustlers was pretty good, though!)

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Vincent posted:

Adam Sandler's shot for shot remake of Deepthroat

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Nobody greenlights Vince Vaughn anymore

Cuz he’s a Chud

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Alan Smithee posted:

Nobody greenlights Vince Vaughn anymore

Cuz he’s a Chud

Oh, I'm sure he'll get into some chud grifter films.

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Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

I think the audience for bond and people in 2020 is a non-touching circle.

Like James bond isn't anyone contemporary's idea of cool, most of the stuff he does is done more and bigger by a million other movies, a lot of his traits come off as extremely gross to even people that don't think of themselves as woke, the whole context of what spying is has soured in the public consciousness, and there has been enough bad bond movies that there isn't even much inertia of positive association.

I think they are trying to pass the new movies off as deconstruction of the character and his tropes, which was still kinda fresh in Casino Royale but has turned into "let's have Bond do the same poo poo he always did, but boring".

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