Outrail posted:

What thread was it that collectively stroked out and didn't stop hooting about labias for a half dozen pages?

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Was it the first time this happened? With the number of similar requests I have seen in many threads, I would be amazed if no facetious mod ever played genie and granted the wish before.

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

In all seriousness I think it happened in this very labia!

Outrail posted:

What thread was it that collectively stroked out and didn't stop hooting about labias for a half dozen pages?

Subjunctive posted:

I read the last 5 pages and couldn’t tell what it was building towards, but the payoff was cute.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

It would be sweet if somebody linked to it, too bad the forums don't allow for that.

Clitch posted:

I especially enjoy the uterus being held shut by a pinball flipper in the rectum.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Ever since I was a fetus
I've played the silver ball
From Uterus down to Butthole
I must have played them all
But I ain't seen nothing like her
In any hospital
That pregnant lady with a dick
Sure births a mean pin-ball!

Chichevache posted:

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

guys we can't gently caress around with all these pussy puns, we gotta get to the meatus of the issue.

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Was it the first time this happened? With the number of similar requests I have seen in many threads, I would be amazed if no facetious mod ever played genie and granted the wish before.

sebmojo posted:

Yeah. It means you can't log in so it's not done too lightly.

Inceltown posted:

Couldn't you just log in with the new username?

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Was it the first time this happened? With the number of similar requests I have seen in many threads, I would be amazed if no facetious mod ever played genie and granted the wish before.

sebmojo posted:

Yeah. It means you can't log in so it's not done too lightly.

90s Cringe Rock posted:

You might not know it changed.

Although if you're already logged in I think you'll stay logged in?

Zamboni Rodeo posted:

Was it this thread or another one where somebody was looking for the Bible Speed Run Play-through? I don't have a link to the original thread, but I was going through some old archived stuff and I have got a huge wall of quotes from there. I don't think I've got it in its entirety, but I've got a poo poo-ton of them.

barbecue at the folks posted:

There was a GBS thread years back by someone where everyone who posted in the thread got a random new username at the whim the admin gods. I enjoy mine.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

It was me, and someone linked the original compiled post of them a few pages back. I totally want that wall-o-quotes so your effort doesn't go to waste though!

loquacius posted:

The Garden of Eden zone is just overloaded with exposition cutscenes and drawn-out tutorials, but we don't have time for that, so we're gonna just snatch one of these Knowledge fruits here. They're hard-coded so that our human characters can't touch them until we pass every single tutorial, but there's a loophole if we find one... specific... animal NPC... yep, there's our friend the snake. (CROWD: SNAAAAAAAAKE)

Kikas posted:

*muffled SpikeVetega in the distance* SNAKE HOIPE

Majuju posted:

"ooh, ouch, Lot's wife with a sub-optimal strat has soft-locked the game now"

Kikas posted:

"in a regular playthrough you're stuck in this very slow animation for this whole long walk here, lugging this thing around, right? However, we can still spin and the physics get a bit wonky when we spin. There's also this dude he's on a cycle, but if he crosses my path just now... there we go, we offload the cross to Simon of Cyrene"
couch "YEAH GET HYPE FOR SIMONSKIP"

Kikas posted:

"right, remember Lazarus? We've met him before and haven't seen him for a while, so here's the ending to his quest. However, since we did the glitch at Kana Wedding, this is gonna be something different. Now see everyone is coming to us with like 'oh Lazarus is dead why did you miss this' and this is supposed to be a funeral scene, but with the glitch we can... just... do this... okay see his tomb is openable with this small clip and see - there's Lazarus, all alive and well. However this messed up the AI and as you can see everyone in the town is now t-posing"
*crowd goes wild*

Majuju posted:

"okay we're coming up on it, let's close the donation incentive, gonna need that word now."
"ooookay, the winner of the donation incentive, 'what curse to yell at the fig tree', with $3120 dollars, is 'MYDUDE'"
<polite clapping>

Popoi posted:

"Thanks to a last minute donation, the winner of the Passover release incentive is: Barabas"

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

So I know most of you wouldn't do this on a casual playthrough, but since this is a speedrun we're absolutely just going to choose to shove our daughters out the door instead of the visitors.

Veris posted:

Ok, i know a frame-perfect trick to skip the Sinai desert but if i mess up i'll have to wait for 40 years to try it again

dotfivenine posted:

"Alright so typically we'd have to conceive a child the old fashioned way, but to keep this sfw and to save frames, we're gonna clip into Mary and just trigger the pregnant flag"

Evil Badman posted:

"Eve's naked here because clothing affects your run cycles."

Evil Badman posted:

"poo poo, well, I missed the jump...so here's a three day unskippable cutscence. We have time for donations."

Evil Badman posted:

"So you may be asking why we're just punching this NPC endlessly, and in most speedruns, this is a positioning trick. In this run, we're try to get them to turn against God."

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

Normally we'd have to play through a full courtship and wedding questline, but we actually found out last week that if you get Lot drunk here, you can actually just skip like all of that and shave off months of game time

Majuju posted:

"now, all these locusts, you can see, they're really lagging things out. luckily we'll be through this section soon. coming up, you can see why we picked 'secondborn' at character creation"

Octatonic posted:

"okay, so we've successfully bound Isaac, but pay attention to the way we approach the altar. As you can see, the questlog has updated - we've successfully proved our devotion. The game's a bit confused, and you can see that even though we've gone all the way up to through sacrifice, our son is still alive"

Kikas posted:

"Now that we have exactly two of every animal in the game, we approach the ark a very specific way to cause a small glitch... wait this is frame perfect, gonna take a couple of tries... one more... okay that's it, now we've caused an underflow error and the whole world is underwater"

Majuju posted:

"so if you're playing casually you have to do, like, twenty separate begats here, takes a while. we've decided to save time, and since this is a TAS, we can manipulate the game code in a very particular way using graven idol placement to just get them all over at once. those of you with small children or weak stomachs may want to look away."

SeXReX posted:

And on the 7th split God looked down at his time and was pleased for it was good

loquacius posted:

Ahhhh, dammit, looks like Delilah got us with her scissors. We don't have to eat a death here, but the debuff this applies is one of the only things that can take down the Samson character, and he's no longer overpowered. Luckily there's a backup strat once we hit Jericho.

parabolic posted:

Now, in a casual playthrough you might miss the rear end jawbone item, as its stats look like garbage at first glance, but it has a massive damage buff against Philistines that will be super useful during the Samson levels.

Kikas posted:

"So one of the things I can do to make this unskippable segment fun is to look around in my party inventories and look - we haven't found an explanation for this yet so if one of the devs wants to shed some light on this it would be awesome - where did Judas get 30 silver coins?"

Queen Combat posted:

Now, because we skipped resource gathering earlier, this section where we have to feed this crowd is usually an insta-fail. However, if we take these two loaves of bread and try to put them in the same table slot, it causes a buffer overflow and we end up with infinite loaves.

Majuju posted:

"right, so that's the item duplication glitch, now we have enough loaves and fishes to feed everyone, and we can move on to the next checkpoint"

loving love Fiona Apple posted:

"Now normally we'd just have to use water in this part, but by manipulating the games code, we can turn that water into the much more valuable wine."

dotfivenine posted:

This also causes the next slot over to corrupt the memory, and fill our inventory with the next item in the table, which happens to be Fish! So we're able to complete this quest almost instantly.

JethroMcB posted:

"Now, you're supposed to use 4 nails here, but as you'll remember, because we zipped from the Garden to Golgotha and skipped the first 10 stations, we've only picked up 3. Luckily, the animation means the legs will clip through each other onnnnnnnnnn...that frame."

Vapor Moon posted:

"Okay so if we unequip the rock on the same frame we shoot the game glitches out and thinks we threw infinite stones at once and we just one shot Goliath"

Ursine Catastrophe posted:

So right here normally we'd have to get on the boat first, then worry about prayer upkeep once the boat sidequest is done, but we actually found a glitch that lets us start the boat sidequest, pray, and then just walk right out to the boat cutscene already in progress, and it has the hilarious side effect of confusing the NPC AI so that they start trying to get into a dialogue with us and-- yep, there he goes, looks like Peter's having some trouble swimming there
<crowd laughs and applauds>

Ravus posted:

"Only 6 days to make the earth? BETTER HOB SLIDE"

loquacius posted:

We need to get Solomon to level 7, so I'm just gonna grind out a few dispute sidequests. Looks like first up is... baby! Excellent RNG, the baby sidequest can be glitched out to earn double rewards because they forgot to turn off the baby's Destructible flag.

JethroMcB posted:

"So now that we've clipped through the stone, we're OOB for the rest of the run. Because of the way the map is laid out, you can just push through this wall...and we're suddenly back in Jerusalem, in the Upper Room with our party. They're not going to notice me being here because everything's still on a timer before the next cutscene triggers, but we can go ahead and clip ourselves through Thomas. That allows us to bypass his sidequest later on."

Bruceski posted:

Normally there's a big fight here against Pharoah's army, it'd be pretty slow but fortunately this time the escort quest works in our favor. We can trick the code into thinking we've skipped that and so everyone starts moving forward. It looks like they're gonna drown but keep an eye at Nahshon in the lead there. He's not flagged right for water interaction so when he gets fully under... BAM the water just gets out of his way and everyone can cross. We call that the Yam Suph Clip.

publishko posted:

We have to die here intentionally. It normally takes a long time but we want to go fast so we're gonna aggro this guard. Yep there he goes, attacking us with his lance.

Nep-Nep posted:

"Alright we're coming up on the late part of the run, this bit's an autoscroller so there's nothing I can do to make it faster but check out this crazy glitch, by doing these inputs at just the right moment a large section of the NPC population has spontaneously floated off into the sky. They won't be back."

Somfin posted:

Goddammit radium

barbecue at the folks posted:

There was a GBS thread years back by someone where everyone who posted in the thread got a random new username at the whim the admin gods. I enjoy mine.

barbecue at the folks posted:

There was a GBS thread years back by someone where everyone who posted in the thread got a random new username at the whim the admin gods. I enjoy mine.

Krankenstyle posted:

I was Snapchat A Titty for a while from a name change thread. Wouldn't mind going back to that actually. A bit tired of this one.

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

That was a name that always made me laugh. Like "Turn left Dale nooooo" and "Y'all want a ham?" (i'm probably getting these slightly wrong)

Serephina posted:

Its funny, growing up I never got why everyone made such a big deal about Lea in the Golden Bikini. The bikini still looks silly to me. But oh boy do I now recognize how great Carrie Fisher looked back then. Even all the scenes in the OG movie its clear they're trying to show off her figure

DandyLion posted:

Thanks for that little salacious crumb.

barbecue at the folks posted:

There was a GBS thread years back by someone where everyone who posted in the thread got a random new username at the whim the admin gods. I enjoy mine.

barbecue at the folks posted:

There was a GBS thread years back by someone where everyone who posted in the thread got a random new username at the whim the admin gods. I enjoy mine.

Son of Sam-I-Am posted:

This used to be a semi-regular occurrence, maybe roughly once a year when Lowtax and Fragmaster were running things. Since then I haven't seen many or any.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Mine got set to this by Fragmaster in a joke thread mocking the stupid weapon names in the terrible but hilarious game Two Worlds, possibly in YCS? Pretty sure it was the name of an axe.

Obviously my second attempt at cheesing a name change didn't work but someone bought me this excellent title instead.

Laserjet 4P posted:

One day I want ask a mod to give you a namechange to TOOTER SKELETON and then I will buy you a new av with your image mirrored and a text saying “mods please change my name to Powerful Two-Hander TIA”