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The best part of the movie was when Sandler got shot in the face, and the movie ended. Uncut Gems is a lovely movie following the Wolf of Wall Street template.
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Casimir Radon posted:The best part of the movie was when Sandler got shot in the face, and the movie ended. Do you have to follow every discussion of the movie around insisting it's lovely with no discussion attached?
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 00:17 |
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Adam Sandler releases a shot for shot greyscale remake of Too Wang Foo Thanks For Everything except every role is played by Adam Sandler in a permanent Being John Malkovich world that only ends with the revelation of Adam Sandler's gender in the film being officially listed as "It's Pat!"
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 00:20 |
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It’s Pat sequel remake in which a non binary protagonist refuses to state their pronouns. It pisses off both sides and makes no money
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 00:23 |
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Pirate Jet posted:Do you have to follow every discussion of the movie around insisting it's lovely with no discussion attached? Did they like it? They really haven't made it clear.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 00:24 |
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GrandpaPants posted:Adam Sandler remake of The Day The Clown Cried.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 00:31 |
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Alan Smithee posted:It would probably be something like Zohan except Nazis Kevin James shows up as a concentration camp guard by the name of Blärt.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 00:31 |
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Young Freud posted:Kevin James shows up as a concentration camp guard by the name of Blärt. PB mall commandant: *falls out of guard tower*
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 00:47 |
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Lid posted:Adam Sandler releases a shot for shot greyscale remake of Too Wang Foo Thanks For Everything except every role is played by Adam Sandler in a permanent Being John Malkovich world that only ends with the revelation of Adam Sandler's gender in the film being officially listed as "It's Pat!" Would every line of dialogue just be "Sandler Sandler Sandler"? Edit: had to look up the clip, drat is that an incredible film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Fuxkinhug
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:38 |
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A movie where Adam Sandler ‘s character wins the lottery and has to fight ghosts. Or maybe a movie where he’s running an amusement park that becomes scary due to ghosts. It’s called Ghost Park and Peter Cushing is there.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:41 |
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Gonz posted:A movie where Adam Sandler ‘s character wins the lottery and has to fight ghosts. Go even bigger with it and include cg ghosts of Chris Farley, John Belushi, Robin Williams, and Princess Diana. Also they all have bad foghorn leghorn accents.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 01:51 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Also they all have bad foghorn leghorn accents.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:05 |
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AceOfFlames posted:Starring Adam Sandler as Dracula, Kevin James as Richter Belmont, Adam Sandler as Alucard and Rob Schneider as Death. You forgot to cast adam sandlers improbably hot love interest. Taylor Swift as Maria.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:06 |
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Adam Sandler’s Another 9 Crazy Nights
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:27 |
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Urdnot Fire posted:Ah, so this is the next Benoit Blanc film. Suddenly on board.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 02:37 |
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In case y'all haven't heard, Pirate Baird O'conell (or better known by her first two names Billie Eilish) is doing the next Bond song.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:09 |
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The MSJ posted:In case y'all haven't heard, Pirate Baird O'conell (or better known by her first two names Billie Eilish) is doing the next Bond song. Good for them, cant be worse than the last one
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:11 |
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I feel like the target audience for Bond and the target audience for Billie Eilish are a non touching Ven Diagram
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:12 |
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Len posted:I feel like the target audience for Bond and the target audience for Billie Eilish are a non touching Ven Diagram Masochistic women exist
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:19 |
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i'm the b-b-b-b-b-bond guy (duh)
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:29 |
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This SandlerChat is just sounding like another remake of The Producers at this point.Gonz posted:Have Sandler make a hard R Castlevania comedy. Ahem. Hotel Castlevania. raditts fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Jan 15, 2020 |
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:31 |
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Wait I thought we were workshopping the worst comedy of all time, not the greatest.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:38 |
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raditts posted:This SandlerChat is just sounding like another remake of The Producers at this point. Hotel Casablanca The nazis are back, baybee!
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:47 |
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i just realised lmfao completely disappeared after party rock
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:48 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i just realised lmfao completely disappeared after party rock
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:54 |
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Wasn't the only reason they got a record deal in the first place that they were related to some industry legend record executive? E: yep Their dad/grandad (they're a uncle-nephew group) was Berry Gordy who founded an obscure little label called Motown. FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Jan 15, 2020 |
# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:55 |
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Big Mean Jerk posted:Wait I thought we were workshopping the worst comedy of all time, not the greatest.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 03:58 |
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Adam Sandler is The Riddler
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 04:24 |
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Adam Sandler's shot for shot remake of Come and See.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 09:25 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Wasn't the only reason they got a record deal in the first place that they were related to some industry legend record executive? Don't forget his greatest work, Berry Gordy's The Last Dragon!
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 14:39 |
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Gone Overboard 2 perhaps?
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 14:49 |
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Len posted:I feel like the target audience for Bond and the target audience for Billie Eilish are a non touching Ven Diagram I think the audience for bond and people in 2020 is a non-touching circle. Like James bond isn't anyone contemporary's idea of cool, most of the stuff he does is done more and bigger by a million other movies, a lot of his traits come off as extremely gross to even people that don't think of themselves as woke, the whole context of what spying is has soured in the public consciousness, and there has been enough bad bond movies that there isn't even much inertia of positive association.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 14:55 |
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Sandler Bond
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 14:58 |
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The Saddest Rhino posted:i just realised lmfao completely disappeared after party rock You're forgetting "Shots" which is something every drunk idiot at a bar has to start yelling at some point.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 15:29 |
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yo mamma a Horus posted:So Sandler expected to be nominated for an oscar because he tried hard? That is cool. It was a powerhouse performance, and it could have been real easy for any actor to make Howard completely unsympathetic and unlikeable, but Sandler gave him that pathos you need to not actively wish him harm. Casimir Radon posted:Uncut Gems is a lovely movie following the Wolf of Wall Street template. If you want to bag any 2019 movie for following the Wolf of Wall Street template, Hustlers is right there. (Hustlers was pretty good, though!)
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 15:56 |
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Vincent posted:Adam Sandler's shot for shot remake of Deepthroat
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 15:57 |
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Nobody greenlights Vince Vaughn anymore Cuz he’s a Chud
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 16:02 |
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Alan Smithee posted:Nobody greenlights Vince Vaughn anymore Oh, I'm sure he'll get into some chud grifter films.
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# ? Jan 15, 2020 16:09 |
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:I think the audience for bond and people in 2020 is a non-touching circle. I think they are trying to pass the new movies off as deconstruction of the character and his tropes, which was still kinda fresh in Casino Royale but has turned into "let's have Bond do the same poo poo he always did, but boring".
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