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Quantum of Phallus posted:Alex Ross is good Quoting this so you can't erase history!! Alex Ross is good and everyone must know!!
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it looks like norman rockwell by way of otto dix
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everyone alex ross draws is a stealth self-portrait yes even his wonderwoman
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Jan 15, 2020 20:17
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Another good comic to read (not an ongoing) that covers superheros is DC: The New Frontier, by the late Darwyn Cooke (wonderful Canadian artist). His drawing style is way different than Ross but just as interesting. The comic covers the same kind of deconstructing and reflecting on a whole era of a superhero comic history in a short series. If you want to read the bare minimumn (aside from not reading any, also a great choice) of superhero comics (and you do), then Kingdom Come, DC New Frontier, and Watchmen will serve you well. Don't need to read any of the ongoings. Darwyn Cooke also did the excellent Parker: The Hunter, which isn't about superheroes at all! It's about film noir and revenge and heists. It's great.
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piratepilates posted:Darwyn Cooke also did the excellent Parker: The Hunter, which isn't about superheroes at all! It's about film noir and revenge and heists. It's great. Love this book. Have Vol1 beside me here, it's such a good one.I love any detective noir stuff. Ever read Brubaker's Criminal series? That was class.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Love this book. Have Vol1 beside me here, it's such a good one.I love any detective noir stuff. Ever read Brubaker's Criminal series? That was class. Probably was meaning to, but I haven't read many comics in yeaaaars. Looks like a short run so I may just pick it up from the library and burn through it.
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Jan 15, 2020 20:25
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Darwyn Cooke's art was so pretty.
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piratepilates posted:Probably was meaning to, but I haven't read many comics in yeaaaars. Looks like a short run so I may just pick it up from the library and burn through it. Ah yeah like I probably read it about ten years ago at this stage. I'm sure it holds up. Always liked his writing, his Daredevil run is amazing.
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farts are still excellent and featured prominently in the best film of last year, the lighthouse
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pangstrom posted:going to assume that comic is about how even superman loses the support of the public when he starts rocking a pony tail How does Superman get a haircut or clip his fingernails if bullets and swords and laser beams just bounce off of him, anyway? And anybody who doesn't find farts funny is choosing to have less joy in their life while having the same amount of farts.
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Jan 15, 2020 20:32
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XeeD posted:How does Superman get a haircut or clip his fingernails if bullets and swords and laser beams just bounce off of him, anyway? He uses his lazer eyes reflected in a mirror. I'm actually pretty sure this is canon. Edit: heat vision? Whatever it is
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XeeD posted:How does Superman get a haircut or clip his fingernails if bullets and swords and laser beams just bounce off of him, anyway?
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piratepilates posted:He uses his lazer eyes reflected in a mirror. I'm actually pretty sure this is canon. How does Superman ejaculate safely?
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stephenthinkpad posted:How does Superman ejaculate safely? He doesn't, if he blew a load in Lois lane it's rip through her like a freight train. I think this might have actually been in a What If? comic actually Edit: here you go https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_of_Steel,_Woman_of_Kleenex piratepilates fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Jan 15, 2020 |
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Jan 15, 2020 20:59
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stephenthinkpad posted:How does Superman ejaculate safely? hancockclip.gif
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Jan 15, 2020 21:00
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piratepilates posted:He doesn't, if he blew a load in Lois lane it's rip through her like a freight train. Dunno about what if, but that was definitely a Garth Ennis edgy plotline
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Jan 15, 2020 21:02
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There's no reason to think his dick would eject emissions at some kind of hyper velocity or that said emissions would be inherently ballistic
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Jan 15, 2020 21:08
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piratepilates posted:He doesn't, if he blew a load in Lois lane it's rip through her like a freight train. you see superman busts on a very carefully placed mirror...
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plus if he has LASER vision and FREEZE breath it stands to reason his load has some neat ancillary crime fighting ability
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Milo and POTUS posted:Meanwhile the end of cats is jay Confirmed?
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piratepilates posted:Kingdom Come is a great comic book that deconstructs the superhero comic genre well. It still holds up and is just as relevant 24 years later. Alex Ross style is fine the first time you see it, but once you've seen better comic art, it's garbage. It doesn't convey action, motion, or emotion well at all. Everyone looks so goddamn stiff.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvkDcrbLP2s That's how he shaves
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Jan 15, 2020 22:29
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i wonder what kind of trickshot he uses for butthair
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He doesn't. He has two pony tails
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when butt hair gets long enough you can just pull it out with your fingers while posting on an internet forum
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stephenthinkpad posted:How does Superman ejaculate safely? I could swear there's a scene in a Kevin Smith movie where 2-3 characters talk about this for five minutes.
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Castor Poe posted:I could swear there's a scene in a Kevin Smith movie where 2-3 characters talk about this for five minutes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqwUdp5-2D8
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Jan 15, 2020 23:20
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I'm pretty sure they also discuss Superman's indestructible body fluids or something on at least one episode of Seinfeld.
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Jan 15, 2020 23:32
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Watched Dark Fart today, what a boring action movie.
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Jan 15, 2020 23:51
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If Superman can open a door without destroying the doorknob, surely he can control his own knob well enough not to shoot someone with a cum bullet. How is this even a topic worth of discussion?
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Ah yes, thank you.
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I mean I'm pretty strong but that doesn't make my cum stronger than any other mans Why would supermans cum shoot out at deadly velocities. Then wouldn't his farts and coughs level entire city blocks. What if when he runs he accidentally plants his foot too hard and explodes a street
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The first time Superman kissed, his super saliva disintegrated some poor girl's mouth.
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Zzulu posted:I mean I'm pretty strong but that doesn't make my cum stronger than any other mans Because the muscles that project his cum are a billion times stronger than ours. Like when you pump a super soaker way more than you’re supposed to and gently caress some kid up with it And yes Superman has to constantly be aware of how much strength he uses or else poo poo breaks or people die. He probably wouldn’t be in total control while jizzing, but farting would be far more manageable. https://youtu.be/1zFsxSH8fUA Gutcruncher fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Jan 16, 2020 |
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Jan 16, 2020 00:02
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Every time Superman blinks, it creates shockwaves that vaporizes people nearby him
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Hopefully S2 of The Boys gets more into superhuman vs normal human plays out. There were a few crazy bits (also in the comics which are even more hosed up)
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I was expecting an edit where Superman unleashes a super fart. That was lame.
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Red Sun Lamp mood-lighting.
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Why would Superman have a penis he's not from Earth.
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