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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBFXTwv-WPM

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


AEW Dark for Jan 14:

Guest commentator Dave Brown

Darby Allin defeats Brandon Cutler
Nyla Rose vs Shanna never happens, Shanna attacks Nyla before the bell and puts her through a table
Shawn Spears and Peter Avalon defeat Austin and Billy Gunn (Austin Gunn was officially confirmed as having signed with the company earlier in the day, expect to see more of him on Dark)

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Chris James 2 posted:

AEW Dark for Jan 14:

Guest commentator Dave Brown

Darby Allin defeats Brandon Cutler
Nyla Rose vs Shanna never happens, Shanna attacks Nyla before the bell and puts her through a table
Shawn Spears and Peter Avalon defeat Austin and Billy Gunn (Austin Gunn was officially confirmed as having signed with the company earlier in the day, expect to see more of him on Dark)

Pretty Peter got a win?

I am HERE for this.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

why do they keep loving up only the womens matches? who decides that poo poo? Brandy and Kenny?

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Mr rear end? Please, Mr rear end is my father. Call me Asstin

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

MotU posted:

Mr rear end? Please, Mr rear end is my father. Call me Asstin

I went hog wild. 5.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

why is austin gunn only the size of the other aew wrestlers instead of big? Help.

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Cavauro posted:

why is austin gunn only the size of the other aew wrestlers instead of big? Help.

mom small

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Cavauro posted:

why is austin gunn only the size of the other aew wrestlers instead of big? Help.

Genes are haunted.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

He’s no tank with a Ferrari engine, that’s for sure.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Additional unannounced dark match

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CarefreeColorfulBigmouthbass-mobile.mp4

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

thats adorable and i like that the ref checked that mr rear end's shoulders were indeed down

Wendell
May 11, 2003

Loving that every Orange Cassidy kid is 100% dedicated to staying in character.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Waiting for the Darby Allin kids to start doing Coffin Drops

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

fez_machine posted:

Waiting for the Darby Allin kids to start doing Coffin Drops

WWE is more the anti-vax fanbase.

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


When they finally come out, gonna be very interesting to see the AEW action figure sales rankings between Darby, Jurassic Express (3 pack) and Orange Cassidy.

HerraS
Apr 15, 2012

Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.



le champion (with a little bit of the bubbly) will outsell all those nerds

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

Orange Cassidy will be the build a figure, can't just give that draw away

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




HerraS posted:

le champion (with a little bit of the bubbly) will outsell all those nerds

The irony of OC's merch being "mislabeled" as Jericho's is almost palpable! (Unless I mis-remember the old WCW story, in which case this makes no sense)

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
orange cassidy is a pvc statue with its hands permanently stuck in its pockets

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Lamuella posted:

Pretty Peter got a win?

I am HERE for this.

You're outta here!

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Marmaduke! posted:

You're outta here!

Booooooo

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
They'll be Funko Pops.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Do they record dark before or after Dynamite?

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


SalTheBard posted:

Do they record dark before or after Dynamite?

Usually one match before, two after. I think all the matches this week were filmed after.

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Generally both before and after as far as I've understood

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Thanks! I'm going to Dynamite in about a month so just trying to plan the evening!

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

SalTheBard posted:

Thanks! I'm going to Dynamite in about a month so just trying to plan the evening!

:argh:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

SalTheBard posted:

Thanks! I'm going to Dynamite in about a month so just trying to plan the evening!

:yeah: I can't wait to go to the Dynamite immediately off the Chris Jericho boat in two weeks time. In that I am also going to a live Dynamite and looking forward to it.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

They are surprisingly coming to Kansas City in the tiniest arena in the area. I could get tickets in the back row and it would still be great, but my friend instead got us 2nd row, floor, opposite of the entrance ramp.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

SalTheBard posted:

They are surprisingly coming to Kansas City in the tiniest arena in the area. I could get tickets in the back row and it would still be great, but my friend instead got us 2nd row, floor, opposite of the entrance ramp.

##vote Sal

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

IcePhoenix posted:

##vote Sal

:ohdear:

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

You're off the island, buddy

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

Mob posted:

You're off the island, buddy

Your MVP Avatar was better

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

You're right and I'm going to change my avatar now(to something else)

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

IcePhoenix posted:

##vote Sal


Mob posted:

You're off the island, buddy

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004

Some boy tried to step to me at the county fair. I said son u clearly have no ideal what creek im from
AEW Dark Spoilers

Taz was on commentary alongside Excalibur for AEW Dark.

Big Swole defeat Diamante
Nyla Rose beat Shanna in a tables match
Dark Order’s Evil Uno and Stu Grayson def. Sonny Kiss & Brandon Cutler
Jurassic Express def. Strong Hearts

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Mar 8, 2010



It's really good that the Rose vs Shanna feud happens exclusively on Dark while the Nightmare Collective shits up live TV

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


NXTUK

Imperium promo about Undisputed Era. GM Johnny Saint and assistant Sid Scala present WALTER the redesigned/renamed NXTUK belt
Jordan Devlin defeats Ligero to earn placement in the Cruiserweight title fatal fourway at Worlds Collide
Ilja Dragunov defeats Josh Terry. Postmatch Dragunov promo about Finn Balor is interrupted by Joe Coffey
Travis Banks defeats The Brian Kendrick to earn placement in the Cruiserweight title fatal fourway at Worlds Collide
Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch defeat The Hunt (Primate and Wild Boar)
Eddie Dennis promo interrupted by Trent Seven, they brawl
Isla Dawn defeats Nina Samuels
Ridge Holland defeats Tyson T-Bone
Imperium (Marcel Barthel, Fabian Aichner and Alexander Wolfe) defeat Dave Mastiff, Mark Andrews and Flash Morgan Webster

Tyler Bate defeats The A-Kid. Postmatch Joseph Conners challenges Bate
Piper Niven defeats Dani Luna
Ashton Smith and Oliver Carter defeat Sam Stoker and Lewis Howley
Kay Lee Ray challenges Toni Storm to an I Quit match. Toni wins, she's women's champ; Toni loses, she's done getting title shots as long as Ray's champ
Aoife Cusack (Valkyrie) defeats Amale
Mastiff defeats Saxon Huxley
Trent defeats Dennis in a Steel Corners street fight

Current card for Worlds Collide:
Rhea Ripley defends the NXT women's title against Toni Storm
Angel Garza defends the Cruiserweight title in a fatal fourway against Isiah "Swerve" Scott, Jordan Devlin and Travis Banks
Imperium (WALTER, Fabian Aichner, Marcel Barthel and Alexander Wolfe) vs Undisputed Era (Adam Cole, Roderick Strong, Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish)
Ilja Dragunov vs Finn Balor
Moustache Mountain (Tyler Bate and Trent Seven) vs #DIY (Johnny Gargano and Tommaso Ciampa)

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


TNA in Mexico

Xplosion:
Keyra defeats Lady Maravilla
TJP defeats Johnny Swinger

Tessa Blanchard promo interrupted by all the other champs (Ace Austin, Taya Valkyrie, and The North [Josh Alexander and Ethan Page]). Tessa and Taya brawl
Taurus defeats Moose and Rhino in a triple threat
Joey Ryan defeats Maximo
Willie Mack defeats Rohit Raju
Jessicka Havok defeats Rosemary after Havok uses mist during a ref distraction from Father James Mitchell
El Hijo del Vikingo defeats Josh Alexander
Taya and Ace defeat Tessa and Trey Miguel

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