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Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

Sweevo posted:

code:

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 15:31

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:01

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Sweevo posted:

code:

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# ? Jan 8, 2020 15:52

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

haunted bong posted:

in france they're called a royale with seize

lol

# ? Jan 8, 2020 16:36

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

saw a bunch more gray hairs in the mirror just now. i think its broken or something.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:08

born on a buy you: Aug 14, 2005; Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

I didn�t work out for a few days and all of the collective DOMS has caught up with me and life is hell

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:18

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

haunted bong posted:

in france they're called a royale with seize

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:19

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

born on a buy you posted:

I didn’t work out for a few days and all of the collective DOMS has caught up with me and life is hell

The collective... Indian pencil brand???

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:28

born on a buy you: Aug 14, 2005; Odd Fullback
Bird Gang
Sack Them All

delayed onset muscle soreness.

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:46

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

President Beep posted:

saw a bunch more gray hairs in the mirror just now. i think its broken or something.

did i mention my few spare middle brow hairs are turning white? i felt both old and relieved that it makes avoiding an implied unibrow easier. i learned it took my grandpa until his 60s before they stopped growing there

# ? Jan 8, 2020 19:48

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

born on a buy you posted:

I didn�t work out for a few days and all of the collective DOMS has caught up with me and life is hell

# ? Jan 8, 2020 20:30

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

born on a buy you posted:

I didn�t work out for a few days and all of the collective DOMS has caught up with me and life is hell

The better version of this is when you get out of shape enough that the slightest bit of workout gives you a 24-hour exercised-induced headache

# ? Jan 9, 2020 04:37

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

ShadowHawk posted:

The better version of this is when you get out of shape enough that the slightest bit of workout gives you a 24-hour exercised-induced headache

I'm on day 3 of recovery from kneeling in an awkward position for a few minutes to fix something the other day.

# ? Jan 9, 2020 04:50

theadder: Dec 30, 2011

echinopsis posted:

that�s just called a doctor

some ppl shorten it ya

# ? Jan 9, 2020 06:39

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Sweevo posted:

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swank

# ? Jan 9, 2020 09:46

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

this morning i got up and my hip hurt really bad. that's it. went to bed fine, woke up, and my hip hurt. now i'm limping around like an old pug

# ? Jan 16, 2020 15:51

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

Roosevelt posted:

this morning i got up and my hip hurt really bad. that's it. went to bed fine, woke up, and my hip hurt. now i'm limping around like an old pug

owned

# ? Jan 16, 2020 15:54

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

born on a buy you posted:

delayed onset muscle soreness.

that just means you arent working out that muscle group enough

# ? Jan 16, 2020 17:00

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

just picked up some Arcoxia at the apothecary and looking at the receipt went "huh, 6,39� isn't bad" but then I noticed I haven't even hit the deductible yet (as it starts out at 50� every new year and i've only bought like 20� worth of medicine). i wonder how much it would've been with the benefit

# ? Jan 16, 2020 18:52

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

that just means you arent working out that muscle group enough

The main way to get DOMS is to not workout for a while and then start again.

However, you can still get soreness even if you're a gym rat when you train in particular ways (which aren't necessarily bad ways).

Slow eccentric movements (the backwards recovery part) in particular are both:
- a good way to ensure good form and build muscle
- occasionally get sore the next day even though you thought you grew out of that

At least, that's what I think I've learned from attempts at internet research

# ? Jan 17, 2020 11:29

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

OK so possibly I don't even have gout but jointfuckedupitis instead lol but also gently caress. Waiting for a Röntgen pic.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 13:32

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

ShadowHawk posted:

The main way to get DOMS is to not workout for a while and then start again.

However, you can still get soreness even if you're a gym rat when you train in particular ways (which aren't necessarily bad ways).

Slow eccentric movements (the backwards recovery part) in particular are both:
- a good way to ensure good form and build muscle
- occasionally get sore the next day even though you thought you grew out of that

At least, that's what I think I've learned from attempts at internet research

hrm, i just know when i was hitting the gym hard for a few years i never got DOMS, but i could get certain muscle groups extremely exhausted. if you are doing a complete program you should pretty much eliminate DOMS, and if you find you get it, it means that you were missing something. big compound lifts should take care of almost all of that.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 16:13

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

When I used to regularly do barbell squats
and deadlifts, I got DOMS after roughly every second session

Every body is different it�s difficult to draw rules like DOMS = not ideal form

# ? Jan 18, 2020 06:39

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

welp, pretty sure I�m passing a kidney stone. had one five years ago, and same symptoms just popped up. yay!

# ? Jan 25, 2020 09:15

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

wuhan novel coronavirus is gonna decimate this thread lol

# ? Jan 25, 2020 09:30

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

welp, pretty sure I�m passing a kidney stone. had one five years ago, and same symptoms just popped up. yay!

kidn-dolences

# ? Jan 25, 2020 16:38

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Uptime Sinclair posted:

kidn-dolences

mercifully over (for now). intense pain for a few hours but then relief. really hoping the little fucker is down in my bladder now. with the last one the show was pretty much over by that point.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 16:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

bladders is socks with rocks inside.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 16:41

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

listen to kenny logins, folks: be sure to drink plenty of water, but not too much.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 16:43

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

It is amusing to me that the best prescription for a mild kidney stone is a sixer of light beer

# ? Jan 25, 2020 16:59

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol. i assume for the diuretic effect? makes sense.

a beer buzz could help with the discomfort too, i suppose.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 17:02

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

President Beep posted:

lol. i assume for the diuretic effect? makes sense.

a beer buzz could help with the discomfort too, i suppose.

yep it's pretty much that combo

# ? Jan 25, 2020 17:07

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

listen to kenny logins, folks: be sure to drink plenty of water, but not too much.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 18:01

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

President Beep posted:

welp, pretty sure I�m passing a kidney stone. had one five years ago, and same symptoms just popped up. yay!

got you, you little son of a bitch!!! :nms:

# ? Jan 25, 2020 19:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

poo poo�s real itt now.

# ? Jan 25, 2020 19:31

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

oh thats a beefy one, mine were way smaller (might have been fragmented but we)

# ? Jan 25, 2020 19:49

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

fart simpson posted:

wuhan novel coronavirus is gonna decimate this thread lol

yep i crave death

https://denver.cbslocal.com/2020/01/24/colorado-hospitals-coronavirus-outbreak-china/

# ? Jan 25, 2020 20:05

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

President Beep posted:

listen to kenny logins, folks: be sure to drink plenty of water, but not too much.

speaking of kenny log(g)ins, rewatching archer, and i remain 100% positive this is a dr. strange joke

side note: i hate all marvel movies, because now it's impossible to search for comic-book images :doom:

# ? Jan 25, 2020 23:12

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.