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The Chad Diego bested by the Virgin E5
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Friendship ended with DIEGO Now E5 is my best tortoise
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Cracked posted:The third tortoise was apparently either shooting blanks or an inshell. lol Cracked Edit: Cracked posted:Why has Diego been hailed as a hero with worldwide headlines calling him the sole savior of his species when he isn't even the most sexually productive of the bunch? A professor of environmental biology interviewed by the New York Times speculates that it's because Diego was "a big personality - quite aggressive, active and vocal in his mating habits and so I think he has gotten most of the attention" while he referred to E5 as a "more reserved, less charismatic male." Furthermore, apparently E5 did a lot of his sex at night while Diego was a bit of an exhibitionist who had sex during the day for all to see. Forget E5, Diego is the man! Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 10:43 on Jan 16, 2020 |
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Holy poo poo
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I can't believe you guys are that quick to forget about Diego. He hosed a ton and had excellent showmanship each time, vocalizing, doing it during the day. Team Diego 4 lyfe
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Poor Diego, he was partying all day but now we know what was happening at night https://i.imgur.com/jXXSuM7.png
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um... the other tortoise is facing the floppy one... does.... does that mean floppy got his dick bitten off?? 
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Dick Bastardly posted:um... the other tortoise is facing the floppy one... does.... does that mean floppy got his dick bitten off?? when u nut but she still snappin
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Funny story about Diego - he was so eager and excited about sex that the biologists at the conservation center thought that maybe he could teach Lonesome George how to gently caress, as George was the last male from his own island and had never mated with any of the five females he was kept with. Turned out that George hated sex so much that he attacked Diego and knocked him off the female being mounted.
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Speleothing posted:Funny story about Diego - he was so eager and excited about sex that the biologists at the conservation center thought that maybe he could teach Lonesome George how to gently caress, as George was the last male from his own island and had never mated with any of the five females he was kept with. 
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Speleothing posted:Funny story about Diego - he was so eager and excited about sex that the biologists at the conservation center thought that maybe he could teach Lonesome George how to gently caress, as George was the last male from his own island and had never mated with any of the five females he was kept with. The Virgin George and the Chad Diego
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Shoehead posted:The Virgin George and the Chad Diego
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Jan 18, 2020 18:59
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Stuck again Show us your sexual tortoise art.
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Show us your sexual tortoise art.  
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Professor Shark posted:lol Cracked Inshell? No way, sounds more like Volshell. He had all that hot turtle pussy being thrown at him and he wasn't having it. Maybe he was gay?
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here's a weird psychedelic interpretation of E5's progeny I made, namaste:
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