I Said No posted:

All of the various Animes That Must Not Be Named (iirc there's at least two of them) are straight up actual unironic pedo bullshit, to save you some time. Now you don't need to go looking it up!

Sweetgrass posted:

Legorobot was on the people helldump correctly identified as a pedo, his thread even got goldmined

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2444665&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Lego_Robot posted:

The decision to portray them in that way wasn't arbitrary. All humans are primates, and thanks to the similar skin tone shared by Congo natives and gorillas, they did look more or less likes apes to English explorers. Likewise, primates that live in colder climates have pale skin that might've been likened to that of ancient caucasians in early Europe had things turned out only slightly different.

I for one think it's about time we got over the stigma attached to our proud simian heritage. Some of us may look like jungle apes. Some of us may look like snow apes. The fact remains that we're all still members of the great ape family, and that's nothing to be ashamed of.

Who What Now posted:

Jesus, he was way worse than I remembered

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Who What Now posted:

Jesus, he was way worse than I remembered

The Saddest Rhino posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3806750&userid=169223

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Trying to find the shaggy dog story about a guy named User breaking a fence post where the punchline was (USER WAS PUT ОN PRОBATIОN FОR THIS PОST) at the bottom.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

It's in the joke thread iteration before the current one, and I want to say it was posted around 2012. The joke involved a tractor accident and three brothers, one named User.

Just spitting out what I remember in case anyone else has better luck with the search function/google than I do.

(See, this is why I don't like thread reboots, if I could go into the old thread easily I'd have it by now)

purple death ray posted:

Remember when gbs was posting that "better nate than lever" wall of text all the time

Melaneus posted:

The Parable of the Sheepherder's Fence Post

Three teenage boys named Aeser, User, and Osser were walking out in the fields. User was excited to hang out with the two older boys, though he was nervous because he knew the two were notorious for causing trouble. His heart started to beat a little faster when they turned to trespass into a farmer's land. As they passed through a field of spelt, Aeser noticed that the farmer had left his tractor out. He whispered to Osser, and as they arrived at the vehicle, the two jumped into the cart currently hitched to it.

"The key is in the ignition!" Aeser told User, "Now give us a ride!"

Though he was filled with guilt, he gave in to the pressure and started the tractor up. Their act did not go unnoticed for long, for soon the farmer was yelling and chasing after the trio as they fled through the fields. In the commotion and panic, User did not look where he was going and crashed the tractor right into a fence post of a sheepherder’s pen, breaking it in half and ending their little caper.

At the next meeting of the village council, the fate of the three was decided. The farmer was not particularly upset about the joy ride and asked for no retribution, so the sheepherder's fence post became the crux of the matter. Aeser and Osser already had prior records of trouble-making, so they were required to work for the sheepherder in order to pay for this damaged fence post.

Though he was driving the tractor and caused the damage, the third boy had no history of misbehavior. The village council decided to go easy on him and

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

purple death ray posted:

Remember when gbs was posting that "better nate than lever" wall of text all the time

Phy posted:

crossposting

(the joke was originally posted without the spoilered bit)

Anne Whateley posted:

I think you mean aeglus. He was a little over-the-top but I was a fan

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Who was the goon with the "Your webcomic is bad and you should feel bad" blog around 08 or so? I remember it was from when I was lurking from the paywall. I want to say Fuego Fish? That was a drat good blog and it was pretty good at calling out sexist and weird fetish poo poo without leaning on any kind of "ok in 08" stupidly offensive humor too hard.

E:Blogger username was John Solomon, if that helps.

purple death ray posted:

Yeah that was fuego fish. Iirc he regrets the John Solomon stuff now, as it was kind of like Helldump in that he chewed through the really bad stuff pretty quickly and ended up being essentially bullying.

FilthyImp posted:

The computer janitor with the tactilol loadout and quickdraw holster is hard to beat.

FilthyImp posted:

The computer janitor with the tactilol loadout and quickdraw holster is hard to beat.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I worked at PAX East the 1st or 2nd year they did it, and the head guy for all the peon security people was basically this guy. Big pasty nerd with a bunch of tactilol poo poo (also one one of the days he wore this loving tactical kilt thing, it was hilarious)

Snow Cone Capone posted:

I worked at PAX East the 1st or 2nd year they did it, and the head guy for all the peon security people was basically this guy. Big pasty nerd with a bunch of tactilol poo poo (also one one of the days he wore this loving tactical kilt thing, it was hilarious)

pentyne posted:

They're called utilikilts.

https://utilikilts.com

pentyne posted:

They're called utilikilts.

https://utilikilts.com

Nemins posted:

Who was that goon who shot their neighbors over some pumpkins?

GE Cafe posted:

I decided it'd be fun to gently caress myself earlier this evening/morning. So I greased up Mr Sunshine and went to work. I had fun for 10 minutes and came. Then I was feeling the need to shower, so I did.

This is where things get graphic. Stop here if you don't want to cry.

Shortly after I started my shower, I felt a bit of matter coming out. Not terribly unusual, I just got done pounding my rear end. It landed on the floor of the shower. A few moments later I notice it's moving... strangely as it slowly gets washed towards the drain.

Last chance to stop. It's horriffic.

I nudge it with my toe and, to my horror, realize it's one piece. As in, a connected piece, as if it were... tissue. I think it's a bit of the outer layer of the colon. I feel like I'm going to pass out. I just crapped a piece of my rear end out of my rear end. I get it down the drain as quickly as possible and then sit down in the tub, I felt like I was having a panic attack. I'd had plenty of rear end sex before and not noticed this. Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did). My rear end didn't hurt at all, but it does now, kind of, probably because I haven't stopped thinking about this horror for the last 90 minutes.

So the moral of the story is I really don't want to do this again. It makes me sad because I enjoy anal sex. Maybe others have heartier colons that I. But for god's sake, use condoms. If anything with a pulse goes in there, make sure it's sheathed.

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Maybe this happened and I simply didn't notice it, or maybe the rear end "sheds" like this on its own occasionally, and no one really notices it (or admits they did).

Who What Now posted:

Jesus, he was way worse than I remembered

Cervixalot posted:

Does anyone remember the goon who worked security at some anime con and posted a thread bragging about how cool and important he was? He came off like a huge hardass dork, and was dunked on pretty mercilessly.

quote:

What's your opinion on "cosplayers" who come wearing only normal clothes augmented with a Naruto headband or Dejiko hat?

Spuchuu posted:

That's not cosplaying, and I make it a point to tell them that. If you're only going to put 5 minutes into a costume, you deserve to be a victim of my tongue.