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bike tory posted:Yeah I'm still not getting it. Does Riker often talk about his genitals with the crew? Every second Riker isn't directly in frame is a second he is discussing his genitalia with another crewmember.
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Who What Now posted:Every second Riker isn't directly in frame is a second he is discussing his genitalia with another crewmember. 
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bike tory posted:Yeah I'm still not getting it. Does Riker often talk about his genitals with the crew?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHgbbM9pu4
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Jan 20, 2020 22:32
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Riker was the designated gently caress stud of Next Generation. Like Kirk in TOS and Dax in DS9.
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HPanda posted:Riker was the designated gently caress stud of Next Generation. Like Kirk in TOS and Dax in DS9. Dax? Not Nog? I....I have to go.
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HPanda posted:Riker was the designated gently caress stud of Next Generation. Like Kirk in TOS and Dax in DS9.  And don't forget Voyager!
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https://twitter.com/johnistoasted/status/1219314755640397825
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Captain Hygiene posted:
I can only see the face on that third strap.
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And just like everything from that show, Settings > Playback Speed > .75, and suddenly it's your drunk 9/11 truther uncle rambling at you during Christmas dinner. I'm partial for this one at .75: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S1EzkRpelY
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The Ape of Naples posted:I can only see the face on that third strap.  I might be able to stand watching Voyager if I can convince myself that is the true entity controlling what we know as "Neelix"
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Is that a full grown cat?
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Just Offscreen posted:Is that a full grown cat? No, that's just the worst character from a well-loved sci fi seriWAITAMINUTE
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Just Offscreen posted:Is that a full grown cat? Wait so is Voyager a really hosed up retooling of the failed Red Dwarf USA?
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I'm glad this video includes several of the clips where he had shaved his beard or something and they just drew one on because it's loving insane.
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HPanda posted:Riker was the designated gently caress stud of Next Generation. Like Kirk in TOS and Dax in DS9. Oh dang it's true https://i.imgur.com/KayubAt.gifv  
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this is good comedy
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Who What Now posted:Every second Riker isn't directly in frame is a second he is discussing his genitalia with another crewmember.
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This goes to some interesting places
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm glad this video includes several of the clips where he had shaved his beard or something and they just drew one on because it's loving insane. It's false.
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Samuringa posted:It's false. Didn't happen.
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Not this time
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A complete fabrication
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Nuh uh.
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half-truth
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It's pure fiction. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ4MTSPWicE
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We made it up.
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It's bullshit.
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This one was invented by a writer.
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The Star trek hat is especially funny for me as I'm currently watching tng and voyager for the first time. Mostly it's quite good, and then there's also nelix.
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Son of Rodney posted:The Star trek hat is especially funny for me as I'm currently watching tng and voyager for the first time. Voyager is my second-favourite one but everything about Kes and Neelix is the worst
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Brute Squad posted:half-truth OK serious question: why does he have a partial false beard 
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Jerry Cotton posted:OK serious question: why does he have a partial false beard That's Tom Riker posing as Will in an episode of DS9.
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morallyobjected posted:Voyager is my second-favourite one but everything about Kes and Neelix is the worst I get full well that he's supposed to be the comic relief and bumbling fool who works hard to get the respect of his peers and turns out to be quite talented in his own way, but in effect he's the jar jar binks of voyager.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:That's Tom Riker posing as Will in an episode of DS9. Oh. I'm assuming Tom Riker is Will Riker's evil identical twin? Baron von Eevl posted:I'm glad this video includes several of the clips where he had shaved his beard or something and they just drew one on because it's loving insane. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T95wDBoPBmg&t=35s
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Jerry Cotton posted:Oh. I'm assuming Tom Riker is Will Riker's evil identical twin? Unintentional transporter clone. You know what, don't worry about it.
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Now, you may find yourself asking: why didn’t Tom Riker just grow a beard for this plan? Why were prosthetics needed? It is best not to worry about it.
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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:Now, you may find yourself asking: why didn’t Tom Riker just grow a beard for this plan? Why were prosthetics needed? It is best not to worry about it. RULE 👏OF 👏 COOL 👏
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