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post your favorite bizarre facts about the star wars eu here
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Jan 22, 2020 01:41
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Chewbacca was killed by a moon falling on him
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Jan 22, 2020 01:44
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There was a clone of Luke Skywalker named Luuke and another one named Luuuke.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:46
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 Han also brawled with an otter but I don't think it was the same one.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:47
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I bid you all dark greetings, and welcome you to our Moffship for our Mofference.
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Jan 22, 2020 01:54
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Trioculus was a three eyed mutant warlord who falsely claimed to be Sheev’s son and should not be confused with Palpatine’s *actual* three eyed mutant baby, Triclops
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Jan 22, 2020 01:56
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LGD posted:Trioculus was a three eyed mutant warlord who falsely claimed to be Sheev’s son and should not be confused with Palpatine’s *actual* three eyed mutant baby, Triclops makes sense to me, itd be hard to impersonate someone if you didnt have a similar name
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Jan 22, 2020 01:58
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Lando once hung out with a crooked cop who looked like Big Bird
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Jan 22, 2020 01:58
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skasion posted:Lando once hung out with a crooked cop who looked like Big Bird lando once did a naked, oiled wall climb w/ his cyborg buddy lobot while c3po and r2d2 looked on, voyeuristically Jazerus fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jan 22, 2020 |
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Jan 22, 2020 01:59
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Hohass Ekwesh was a man with a horse head. He was mercy killed by his best friend Piggy.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:01
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Luke’s childhood nickname was “Wormy”
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Jan 22, 2020 02:02
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Horse Pilot 
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Jan 22, 2020 02:16
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Wedge Antilles had two death stars painted on the side of his X-Wing
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Jan 22, 2020 02:31
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there is a living mirror liquid made of gold on a planet that never gets mentioned again and a dark jedi who runs an orphanage where he keeps his own son and psychologically abuses him sacrifices these children to the mirror-man. Also he works for the empire.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:44
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Waru was a trans-dimensional being hailing from a universe parallel to the galaxy's own. His species differed from those known to New Republic databases. Waru was considered a healer by many, due to his ability to treat injuries utilizing his own body. Physically, Waru was predominantly blob-shaped, and consisted of several golden plates acting as shields around a layer of raw, permeable tissue. A thick, syrupy liquid, comparable to ichor, flowed freely from within Waru through the spaces between the covering plates. The inside of Waru was much larger than the outside revealed, allowing three adult Humans enough space to swim through. Waru's interior was also breathable by Humans.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:50
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wow i think hes from the demons souls universe
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Jan 22, 2020 02:53
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so was Rey's dad Triclops?
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Jan 22, 2020 02:55
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Breathing waru's goo.
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Jan 22, 2020 02:58
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Jizz was first mentioned in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi junior novelization, authored by Ryder Windham and released in 2017. In an interview with The Big Event podcast, Alden Ehrenreich talked about research for his role as Han Solo, and mentioned that he read articles on Wookieepedia, taking note of Jizz among others.[2]
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Jan 22, 2020 03:08
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Abysswalker posted:Jizz was first mentioned in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi junior novelization, authored by Ryder Windham and released in 2017. In an interview with The Big Event podcast, Alden Ehrenreich talked about research for his role as Han Solo, and mentioned that he read articles on Wookieepedia, taking note of Jizz among others.[2] This is not a science fact. You need the Legends Jizz article
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Jan 22, 2020 03:09
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you're right. i'll make a separate thread for this. apologies for the derail
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Jan 22, 2020 03:12
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LGD posted:Trioculus was a three eyed mutant warlord who falsely claimed to be Sheev’s son and should not be confused with Palpatine’s *actual* three eyed mutant baby, Triclops actually neither were palpatine basicaly space raped some women with sith magic/science for various experements but he got bored. those two dipshits the result. https://www.starwars.com/news/barely-tolerable-alien-henchmen-of-the-empire-part-1
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Jan 22, 2020 04:06
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Before Kessel was retconned to have Coaxium mines, they were spice mines run by a frog person who kept a harem of frog women trapped in a giant rape dungeon for when he got frog horny. There was also a Death Star prototype guarding the planet for some reason and space Jedi Jesus turns evil and mindrapes Wedge’s girlfriend who used to work on the prototype
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Jan 22, 2020 04:12
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Skippy to goddamned jedi droid killed himself so R2D2 could fulfill his destiny
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Jan 22, 2020 04:18
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Hazo posted:Before Kessel was retconned to have Coaxium mines, they were spice mines run by a frog person who kept a harem of frog women trapped in a giant rape dungeon for when he got frog horny. also the lady in charge of death star prototype was Peter cushings gently caress toy and she eventually becomes president.
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Jan 22, 2020 04:33
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Dapper_Swindler posted:also the lady in charge of death star prototype was Peter cushings gently caress toy and she eventually becomes president. lmao that’s right, Tarkin gave her four star destroyers and basically told her to gently caress off to the secret installation protecting the prototype because ~women in empire are bad but he thought she was *special*~ and unfortunately the place was so secret she didn’t know about the empire getting nuked So she abandons the people on the ds prototype to go on some weird rampage and promptly gets all her star destroyers blown up because she’s so incompetent. It was really just bonkers insulting to women And then yeah she becomes space president for some reason.
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Jan 22, 2020 04:46
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Hazo posted:lmao that’s right, Tarkin gave her four star destroyers and basically told her to gently caress off to the secret installation protecting the prototype because ~women in empire are bad but he thought she was *special*~ and unfortunately the place was so secret she didn’t know about the empire getting nuked Before that happened she lost like 200 more star destroyers after somehow becoming president of the empire while they were still evil (i legit don't remember how she pulled this off) and then picking a fight with a bunch of teenage jedi trainees
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Jan 22, 2020 05:01
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He's got his own planet, Although it's kind of wild. Wookiees love him. Women love him. He's got a winning smile! Though he may seem cool and cocky, He's more sensitive than he seems, Han Solo, What a man! Solo. He's every Princess's dream! composed and performed by noted artist C-3PO
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Jan 22, 2020 12:28
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cptn_dr posted:
hell is otter people
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Jan 22, 2020 12:31
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Qui-Gon Jinn looked and smelled like a hobo:Wookieepedia posted:Jinn considered caring for one's physical appearance a futility. However, his looks and behavior were not unanimously approved within the Jedi order. Although he admittedly revered his colleague, Jedi Master Tholme once commented that Qui-Gon Jinn looked neglected "like a Bantha" and exhaled a foul body odor reminiscent of that of a Rodian. Tholme also criticized Jinn for taking "every word" from his own mouth as a pearl of wisdom.[60]
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Jan 22, 2020 13:18
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Asgerd posted:Qui-Gon Jinn looked and smelled like a hobo: lol this owns
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Jan 22, 2020 14:12
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Corran Horn, when the hackiest writer literally combines Luke and Han to create the ultimate Mary Sue character. That said, the X-wing books are fun. Corran Horn could have been removed from them and they'd still be an ok read.
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Jan 22, 2020 14:32
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Jose Oquendo posted:Corran Horn, when the hackiest writer literally combines Luke and Han to create the ultimate Mary Sue character. The wraith squadron ones written by another author were better, mostly because they had less corran
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Jan 22, 2020 14:52
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silvergoose posted:The wraith squadron ones written by another author were better, mostly because they had less corran You are correct. Those were also the ones with a Gamorrean pilot and a genetically enhanced Ewok pilot if I'm not mistaken.
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Jan 22, 2020 14:52
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Jose Oquendo posted:You are correct. Those were also the ones with a Gamorrean pilot and a genetically enhanced Ewok pilot if I'm not mistaken. No the ewok was a joke Wes contrived and then wedge had to keep it up in the cockpit
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Jan 22, 2020 15:11
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Unless you mean right at the end of solo command where Lara gara kirney finds one and thinks it's a joke
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Jan 22, 2020 15:27
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I've read these books too many times
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Jan 22, 2020 15:31
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There's a Hutt Jedi
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Jan 22, 2020 15:34
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Jabba the Hutt used to be swole as gently caress.
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Jan 22, 2020 15:38
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Pick posted:There's a Hutt Jedi  Also, Boba Fett was knocked into the scarlacc by a blind Han Solo, escaped, and then was tossed back in by some jawas a couple days later. Also that the sarlacc could communicate telepathically with its victims
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