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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Booker finished 3rd in the nyt poll as well, a guy who dropped out already.

edit awful snipe, here have my favorite steamed ham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ36Repf-ZQ

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pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010





or, if you'd prefer:


Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012


Someone do the needful please.

adamarama
Mar 20, 2009

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Peanut President posted:

Booker finished 3rd in the nyt poll as well, a guy who dropped out already.

edit awful snipe, here have my favorite steamed ham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ36Repf-ZQ

As long as we're doing this, this one's always been one of my favorites. It's a pretty minimal edit but I think it works pretty well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg5HlnNcvkw

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
tuentones

holttho
May 21, 2007

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
No, that's Tuen Tones.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

EDIT: ^^^ D'oh, lousy work delaying my post!

I need the largest Gallics you have.

No, those are Teutons.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1219707554852495360

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Surrealism has to be funny to be funny

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
It took two years, but the OP was finally right.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

The lady who made those other 8 panel ones made that. Guess they cant all be great :sigh:

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

i liked it...

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


less funny things have been posted in this thread.

Chunderbucket
Aug 31, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

It's still funny, just not haha funny

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Is it even surrealism?

Homer's cloning hammock is just a plot line. Scorpio being a hammock expert is because there's that joke about him having a hammock complex in the hammock district from that episode. Like the closest it gets is deciding that because left is the opposite of right then a left-handed hammock would unclone Homer. The coat is, again, another joke from You Only Move Twice reworked into the Nimoy special.

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete

Uncle Wemus posted:

The lady who made those other 8 panel ones made that. Guess they cant all be great :sigh:

I liked it, it's just that we've entered Season 9 of Simpsons memes.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Who else is excited for animal crossing?
https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1219344713981014019

and for people who don't like clicking links:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


this is fine, but it would be better if every line was a direct quote from an episode instead of just most of them. a lot of the humor in a shitpost comes from repurposing not-quite-correct lines in ways that uncover new meanings.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

HappyCapybaraFamily
Sep 16, 2009


Roger Baolong Thunder Dragon has been fascinated by this sophisticated and scientifically beautiful industry since childhood, and has shown his talent in the design and manufacture of watches.

Johnny Aztec posted:

No, that's Tuen Tones.

Your Tuen Tones came in cash-on-delivery; you owe 900 dollars in dues

ROJO
Jan 14, 2006

Oven Wrangler
I'm trying to find a clip of a time Homer was in the hospital and wanted to avoid a conversation (or something). He pulled a plug out of the wall, and fakes the sound of the heart monitor flat lining. Someone then points out he only unplugged the TV. Anyone have a better memory than me? I fear it is from the forgettable seasons... :ohdear:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

that sounds like a bad season joke

a good season would have done something like homer considering his options, picking the tv, the tv actually making that noise and a bunch of doctors running in to try and "save" it

even then honestly that wouldn't be very funny

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Half formed thought

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny


I liked the substance of this but the text sucks

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

CommonShore posted:

Half formed thought



This is probably what Simpsons dreams look like.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

the horrible mannequin mouth really sells it

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://twitter.com/GuyFieri/status/1219750252036677633?s=20

Adeline Weishaupt
Oct 16, 2013

by Lowtax
Okay, that's pretty good.

Once again Guy Fieri has proven himself one of god's blessed creatures.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I unironically love Guy Fieri

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Hrmph. More like:

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008
I enjoy the simpsons?

No, money down!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost



You know what? I have a ball.
Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.

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