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I survived World War III without stumbling around blind and on fire before making GBS threads my guts out, so I’ll take dying of the sniffles now rather than dying in a clean water stampede in 25 years.
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https://twitter.com/PaulHuangReport/status/1220054382349185024 11 million people live in Wuhan poty fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jan 22, 2020 |
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serious norman posted:Lol a dying. What a noob. cucked by a microbe. The mystery virus driving your convertible and plowing ur wife and taking your kid to baseball practice.
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Also the death toll is now 17 (up from 6 yesterday) and there are 547 confirmed cases
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poty posted:11 million people live in Wuhan Sounds like it's going pretty well over there then, don't know what you're fuzzing about.
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Chrs posted:Is this the annual doomsday virus that ultimately amounts to nothing? yes.
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Hail the Crimson King
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numberoneposter posted:Pabst Blue Rabies??? Westvleteren Nile Virus
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Welp goons, time to sit back comfortably knowing we don't make human contact
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talk about having the yellow fever 
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poty posted:Also the death toll is now 17 (up from 6 yesterday) and there are 547 confirmed cases that's like a moderately strong tropical storm striking the philipines-type death toll. wake me up when its "influenze during world war I" or "massive earthquake in the middle east" level
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Play posted:that's like a moderately strong tropical storm striking the philipines-type death toll. wake me up when its "influenze during world war I" or "massive earthquake in the middle east" level It’s still early and there’s also no way in hell those are the real numbers.
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numberoneposter posted:talk about having the yellow fever It's not fun, anymore!
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It’s still early and there’s also no way in hell those are the real numbers. Yeah if anything the sickened are higher and the overall lethality lower because funny thing it turns out to be pretty hard to hide a corpse and when one is found people tend to start asking questions
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Coolguye posted:Yeah if anything the sickened are higher and the overall lethality lower because funny thing it turns out to be pretty hard to hide a corpse and when one is found people tend to start asking questions Let me introduce you to this little country called China that is exceptionally good at it!
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Following the Uighyr concentration camp story should show you how strong China’s denial game is.
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MarcusSA posted:Let me introduce you to this little country called China that is exceptionally good at it! Ugly In The Morning posted:Following the Uighyr concentration camp story should show you how strong China’s denial game is. Thanks but I’m very intimately familiar with the CCP and China and you’re not really aware of what you’re talking about if you compare the Han heartland to the provinces the genocide is occurring in
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It’s still early and there’s also no way in hell those are the real numbers. I know that, but I don't appreciate you responding to my joke as if it were serious. It makes me think that my joke wasn't good, which, while true, is extremely hurtful
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Coolguye posted:Thanks but I’m very intimately familiar with the CCP and China and you’re not really aware of what you’re talking about if you compare the Han heartland to the provinces the genocide is occurring in Point is I don’t trust anything that they say, considering how long they were denying person-to-person transmission. That was just an example of how much their state run media will spin bullshit about things that are clearly happening. Play posted:I know that, but I don't appreciate you responding to my joke as if it were serious. It makes me think that my joke wasn't good, which, while true, is extremely hurtful I got what you were going for, but what is the internet for if not for correcting people whenever possible?
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Let me know when the WHO classifies this as a stage 4 epidemic, or when they release a sequel to Pinball Wizard.
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Yeah, the provincial authorities tried to cover it up but then Beijing yelled at them hard enough that they stopped covering it up They also sequenced the thing so now they have a test. The only facility in China capable of the test is in Wuhan, luckily. So that was responsible for the huge increase
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Having read war Z - lol. If there is one place where the actual Death Virus will originate, it's gonna be china. China is also well known for underreporting any negative numbers, so expect the actual count to be much higher.
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Looks like the plan worked out great!
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Son of Rodney posted:Having read war Z - lol. If there is one place where the actual Death Virus will originate, it's gonna be china. China is also well known for underreporting any negative numbers, so expect the actual count to be much higher. Nah dog you gotta have faith in homegrown antivaxxer community. Antibiotics resistant death measles from shining sea to shining sea!
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unpacked robinhood posted:I expected India to come up with the first really good virus The Ganges is basically the largest bio weapons lab in the world.
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Can we get this over with already? I've got an afterlife/empty void to get on with.
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Eh, I'm still waiting for something really bizarre to take out humanity, like an airborne prion disease that remains infectious for months and can't be killed by an autoclave, or a hemorrhagic fever that penetrates CBRN protection.
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What if i told you that human race is the ultimate disease, Mr Anderson? And the planet is patient zero 
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IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!!!! 
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I saw this documentary already - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2n1kda
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I watched contagion on the flight back from London last week and it’s literally almost the same premise lol. GG China
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Shifty gimbal posted:I'm in Madagascar suckas, good luck with the dying y'all Hug a lemur for me
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Moving to Montana just south of Glacier to live this out up in my uncle's sweet 100 miles off-the-grid cabin-mansion that uses natural springs to generate electricity. Also we all hunt so we should be fine.
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MarcusSA posted:I watched contagion on the flight back from London last week and it’s literally almost the same premise lol. I watched it years ago on one of the movie channels, And a few hours ago saw that it was back on the same channel’s on demand service...and literally just started it up for a re-watch! (Just finished the autopsy scene.) Gotta slip into the right mindset for a pandemic!
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ChickenHeart posted:a hemorrhagic fever that penetrates CBRN protection. Crake needs to hurry the gently caress up with the bliss+ already.
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