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Platystemon posted:If my forklift isn’t quite heavy enough, I should have a couple of guys hang on the back, right? Sounds like a personal problem to me - just drink more beer while operating.
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Platystemon posted:If my forklift isn’t quite heavy enough, I should have a couple of guys hang on the back, right? 
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chitoryu12 posted:This has come up in the OSHA thread a few times and there's no proper "licensing" in the US, at least not at a federal level. Some places will give a teen 30 minutes of instruction and off you go. Most of the "certification classes" are poo poo like 4-hour online classes. There's no standard and no accreditation. That's actually part of the reason my new company that I'm forming is going to be offering a much more rigorous forklift certification, which will include a practical exam to show that you can safely operate in a variety of situations. Yeah, way back in y2k when I got forklift trained, we watched some safety videos and then got to drive them. This was one of the videos I watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uQHBIU9Foo EDIT: The original version I posted wasn't the full film. Iron Crowned has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Jan 23, 2020 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Yeah, way back in y2k when I got forklift trained, we watched some safety videos and then got to drive them. hell yeah: 
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When I was a seasonal hire at Ocean Spray Cranberries, we got our licences by watching a 30min film while some guy filled them out. This was a like 20 years ago.
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I used to laugh at forklift safety, now they call me... Three-Finger Joe
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Sir Lemming posted:I used to laugh at forklift safety, now they call me... Three-Finger Joe Buh-doo da doo da doo dooooo
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Jan 23, 2020 20:58
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Adeline Weishaupt posted:https://twitter.com/MrPeanut/status/1220030475131150336?s=20 This is all apparently so that during the third quarter of the Super Bowl, they can air Mr. Peanut’s funeral. I know that an aristocrat with a top hat, monocle, and walking stick is not what us socialist millennials and gen z are into these days and that probably motivated the need for a new mascot, but I’m really hoping it’s some weird Poochy anarchist try-hard peanut. Just make it a disaster that offends boomers, Xers, AND the rest of us.
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Recognition Scene posted:This is all apparently so that during the third quarter of the Super Bowl, they can air Mr. Peanut’s funeral. Time for the return of spongmonkeys, IMO. 
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Some terrible mobile game ads compared to the actual game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hT3VSGydDM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k7jW7Vav6s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yt8iwphItQ The MSJ has a new favorite as of 00:44 on Jan 24, 2020 |
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Something tells me that these types consider that a W https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1220354646687899650
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Ol' Duke Cannon is back with more products to bath all your manly bits with DUKE CANNON'S THICK FLUIDS. https://dukecannon.com/products/thick-70-high-viscosity-body-wash-the-quad quote:Fact: Teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.
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PirateDentist posted:Ol' Duke Cannon is back with more products to bath all your manly bits with DUKE CANNON'S THICK FLUIDS. HAHAHAHAHA It's literally foamburst, the girliest bodywash in the uk. That one's nice though, I use foamburst.
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Dumb Marketing Moves: THE GRAND SLAM OF HIGH-VISCOSITY BODY WASH SCENTS
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Milo and POTUS posted:Something tells me that these types consider that a W I do not understand what's going on here. Are we supposed to to know who that person is?
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Nitrox posted:I do not understand what's going on here. Are we supposed to to know who that person is? I could clarify more (dude on the left poo poo on the floor at a college party, guy who tweeted image is all about that "gorilla mindset") but who needs to?
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DACK FAYDEN posted:It's (as in, the image in the tweet) a nazi tweeting a picture of a nazi and a startup lady making a nazi hand gesture. I dont think its meant to be the nazi thing the guy even says that https://twitter.com/isaiah_kb/status/1220358359049596936?s=19
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RagnarokAngel posted:I dont think its meant to be the nazi thing the guy even says that No he doesn’t? He just says it’s far worse than simply making a hand gesture.
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chitoryu12 posted:This has come up in the OSHA thread a few times and there's no proper "licensing" in the US, at least not at a federal level. Some places will give a teen 30 minutes of instruction and off you go. Most of the "certification classes" are poo poo like 4-hour online classes. There's no standard and no accreditation. That's actually part of the reason my new company that I'm forming is going to be offering a much more rigorous forklift certification, which will include a practical exam to show that you can safely operate in a variety of situations. In MN, a forklift license is not even really issued. It just means a trainer says "You're OK". The license only applies to the company you're working at. If you go somewhere else, you have to be re-licensed. The whole system is basically a scam by "Big Forklift" to pay for constant re-training. When I had to get certified, the test was open notes. It was a one hour class. The trainer would tell you what to write down. One of the dudes from another company didn't speak any English so one of my guys took the test for him, with the instructors permission. Another guy (from another company) couldn't read or write at all, so the instructor did the test for him. Then the trainer comes to the warehouse and has me set up a test course. All of my guys passed because they'd been running forklifts for over a decade. The basic principles that we were taught were, inspect your hydraulics, wear your seatbelt, and don't be stupid-drunk when operating the forklift. A little drunk was OK (I kid). Also, no-one ever wears their seatbelt.
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Henchman of Santa posted:No he doesn’t? He just says it’s far worse than simply making a hand gesture. Youre right I misunderstood the tweet.
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mostlygray posted:IThe license only applies to the company you're working at. If you go somewhere else, you have to be re-licensed. The whole system is basically a scam by "Big Forklift" to pay for constant re-training. This almost sounds like how welding certs go but it's my understanding that it's done that way to make sure people can do it well enough for the company to insure them.
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PirateDentist posted:Ol' Duke Cannon is back with more products to bath all your manly bits with DUKE CANNON'S THICK FLUIDS. If I wanted to smell like "naval supremacy" I'd go back to volunteering at the museum ship that left my clothes smelling like a mix of jet fuel, maritime paint, and sixty years of cigarettes, BO, and farts.
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I just want to know what a "contemporary ocean scent" smells like. How is it different from an antique ocean scent? Less scurvy? Higher sea levels?
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hyperhazard posted:I just want to know what a "contemporary ocean scent" smells like. Cruise ship norovirus poo poo and container ship bunker oil, with a hint of plastic waste.
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Shut up Meg posted:Cruise ship norovirus poo poo and container ship bunker oil, with a hint of plastic waste. Brawnfire posted:Significantly higher acidity. Splicer posted:Algae and rotting sea life. madeintaipei posted:Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina.
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DrBouvenstein posted:Wasn't there a targeted t-shirt thread in GBS at one point? Idakoos T-Shirts(archives only), but there's a front page article as well.
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Jaguars! posted:Idakoos T-Shirts(archives only), but there's a front page article as well. idakoos isn't peak targeted shirt though; any given idakoos shirt is only about ONE concept, a single job or hobby or adjective. the real meat is those facebook ultratargeted shirts that combine five different concepts plus a birthdate. idakoos is just "i love my MOUNTAIN BIKING husband" the good poo poo is "i'm a GUNS N ROSES MOM born in NOVEMBER and my sexy MOUNTAIN BIKING husband will only put his COFFEE down to protect our SHIBA INU" e: i have bought a shirt from idakoos before though bc some of their COMBAT ROBOT stuff struck me as perfect in every way
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hyperhazard posted:I just want to know what a "contemporary ocean scent" smells like. How is it different from an antique ocean scent? Less scurvy? Higher sea levels? Just one word: plastics!
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If it's anything like the 90s ocean scented stuff people kept buying for me because I liked whales, it's a horrifically strong soapy smell that makes your eyes water so much you'll create your own goddamn ocean.
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