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I'm gonna start watching it in five minutes
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:18 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:17 |
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Okay it opens with some crooning music over badly rendered starfields. Whoever put this together 100% missed what made TNG's opening iconic.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:20 |
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DOOOOO DOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Space.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:21 |
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I finished watching it is that seriously the end of daaj, looked like another dream sequence
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:22 |
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Oh my god look at Data's face. I'm gonna watch every episode of this forever.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:23 |
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Where the gently caress did data get five queens that's an unlikely number of queens to have in five card draw! Also they should be playing Texas Holdem I don't care if the texans DID fire the first shot in WW3
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:28 |
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it was a dream!
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:29 |
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Stuff is happening I have no idea what or why
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:31 |
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oh kung fu lady is a secret weapon she activated or some poo poo
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:32 |
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BRING BACK THE OLD MAN AND THE DOG
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:32 |
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why did kung fu lady just receive a psychic vision of professor x
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:33 |
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These random staffers sure are loyal to patrick stewart and his dog and his vaguely racially questionable plantation
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:38 |
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Romulan sun explosion is canon.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:39 |
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"gently caress THE ROMULANS" <- federation citizens at large Hey asswipes, Gene Rodenberry wanted a society where your average citizen was PAST this dumbshit cynical news-cycle that we're slaved to today
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:40 |
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"Did you ever lose faith in Data?" "Never" Now I would point out one time Data hijacked the entire enterprise ship and a child almost lost his life to severe poisoning all because Data's creator decided to hit the 'Return' button.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:42 |
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Patrick Stewart is still really good at acting.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:44 |
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"What do you want here" Normally I open up with "Hello"
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:45 |
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Kung Fu Lady is doing all kinds of bad explaining of herself right now. You've had hours and hours to think about what you're gonna say and this is how you choose to explain yourself?
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:46 |
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Getting some major neil breen vibes from these closeups out in the middle of a random field
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:47 |
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DRINK THIS TEA IT'S THE STAR TREK TEA
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:47 |
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Picard knows like seventeen different expert scientists and also has a magic computer that is like thirty years ahead of what the magic computer could do back in TNG you'd think he'd be doing better on this than "give the girl some tea"
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:49 |
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Why is it after seven seasons of television to call on somehow the writers decided picard was best known for his prophetic dream sequences
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:52 |
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*The set designer, six months ago when finalizing the CG* "No no no we can't use that it's the jedi archives. We can't just have our data repository be the jedi archives it'd-" "Just make it a slightly darker shade of blue on most of the panels I dunno gently caress it"
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:53 |
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OH NO THE PAINTING IS CALLED DAUGHTER
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:55 |
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This part is real dumb
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 14:58 |
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Yep still dumb
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:01 |
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Taking a break with 20 mins left to watch
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:16 |
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yeah i'm not gonna watch this show
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:26 |
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reignofevil posted:OH NO THE PAINTING IS CALLED DAUGHTER fuuuuuuuck you weren't kidding
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:48 |
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 15:49 |
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i did not like it but ill still watch episode 2
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 16:05 |
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The robot is made of meat so literally a person
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 16:09 |
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i won't know my opinion on this show i'll never watch until Mike Stoklasa shares his
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 16:17 |
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okay finishing now I guess android lady was killed? I wasn't even watching
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:31 |
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Somehow the federation just forgot how to make sentient robots despite them having whipped that particular problem back in TOS
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:32 |
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No they banned them after robot terrorists blew up the Utopia Planitia ship yards and killed a whole bunch of Romulan refugees. What they can't make are basically the flesh-and-blood Cylons from BSG
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:33 |
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I guess they were standing in a borg cube
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:41 |
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the romulans and the borg were the major recurring antagonist-peoples on tng, and voyager shares the borg w tng so reeeeaaaally the only major tng-in-particular space enemy people are the romulans so ofc theyre gonna be part of picard its super rad that there is a sorta peace w them now, and it didnt happen because picard swung in at the head of a fleet of space heroes and blasted them into submission he came and tirelessly worked to save them and to help them and now to protect and defend them against injustice, and that is how the long conflict against the romulan empire was ended that and a supernova
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:52 |
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i wonder if michael chabon will have anything interesting to say about a stateless diaspora of people mistrusted based on rumor and stereotype
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:53 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 14:17 |
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i'm just glad they showed an image of worf and he doesn't look like the disco klingons
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