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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Squizzle posted:

when i think “defense system for long-term research vessel”, my mind immediately jumps to “mine-layer”

well obviously those are long-term defenses

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
love too explore new systems and leave minefields there

ThingOne
Jul 30, 2011



Would you like some tofu?


Listen, sometimes you have to make sure nobody can jump in a steal your thesis.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
Dow Chemical Kissinger-Class Peacekeeper

Class: Space Disabler

Queadlunn
Dec 10, 2005

Yak Deculture!
Fallen Rib

gently caress Yes. Starfuries were amazing.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I haven't seen B5 but I really like the idea of nose art on starfighters

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Flavius Aetass posted:

Dow Chemical Kissinger-Class Peacekeeper

Class: Space Disabler

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




anyone ever notice that someone at WEG lazily traced one of these from the other:

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


PinheadSlim posted:

This was hilarious and made me think. Has there ever been a greater military boondoggle in fiction or reality than the Death Star? I can't really think of one.

It cost almost incalculable amounts of money and was destroyed in a single battle resulting in at least one million deaths. And then they did it again

Quoting from downtown, but Death Star 1? Yes, especially as designed with the built in weakness.

The second is arguable as to how much of a boondoggle it was, as it was effectively an elaborate trap designed to nuke the rebel fleet in one fell swoop (though probably better served by building a ton of Star Destroyers instead). A completed, "no weakness" death star is an insanely powerful thing that can't be ignored, solely because it can ravage planets day in and day out.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

It's the tie defender op.
Close thread

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
tie defender is this guy as a ship

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

iospace posted:

The second is arguable as to how much of a boondoggle it was, as it was effectively an elaborate trap designed to nuke the rebel fleet in one fell swoop (though probably better served by building a ton of Star Destroyers instead)


I mean, to be fair, they did that too. It just didn't really help.

I've always been a fan of the K-Wing:


Basically what happens when the New Republic gets some actual funding and decides they're really sick of the Empire's poo poo with all their fancy Star Destroyers.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Polaron posted:

I mean, to be fair, they did that too. It just didn't really help.

I've always been a fan of the K-Wing:


Basically what happens when the New Republic gets some actual funding and decides they're really sick of the Empire's poo poo with all their fancy Star Destroyers.

thats really ugly but i cant dislike it

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Flavius Aetass posted:

tie defender is this guy as a ship



drat but there are some hilarious TIE designs:

TIE Predator:
TIE Mauler:
TIE Raptor:
TIE Warhead:
TIE Bizarro:
TIE Oppressor:
TIE Interdictor:
TIE Scout:

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

Snow Cone Capone posted:

drat but there are some hilarious TIE designs:

TIE Predator:
TIE Mauler:
TIE Raptor:
TIE Warhead:
TIE Bizarro:
TIE Oppressor:
TIE Interdictor:
TIE Scout:

a lot of these are really adorable

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
bizarro bizarro i love TIE bizarro

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Flavius Aetass posted:

bizarro bizarro i love TIE bizarro

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Fun facts: The scout, at least in Legends, was one of the earliest TIE designs, being produced in the waning days of the Republic. It was one of the few hyperdrive equipped TIEs and was designed to be a long range scout ship (duh). It could operate up to six months away from civilization and was one of the biggest TIEs to allow for this storage space. Other scounting variants existed, but they were lacking in hyperdrives, so a carrier ship would have to drop them off, jump back in to hyperspace ASAP, and then rendezvous later on after the recon mission was completed.

There also was a civilian version of this ship, the Lone Scout-A, featuring largely the same specs, just not as good of a sensor array, as a civilian wouldn't need the highly sensitive military grade array (among other reasons, natch). However, it had more room for consumables, and was capable of operating up to a year in deep space as opposed to just six months.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Snow Cone Capone posted:

who else remembers the E-wing AKA "we're really running out of reasonable letter/ship outline comparisons"



So how does the pilot even get into that thing?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





gotta radiate all that heat from rolling around on treads

Polaron
Oct 13, 2010

The Oncoming Storm

Megillah Gorilla posted:

So how does the pilot even get into that thing?

The Force.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

TIE Interdictor:

nice

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Snow Cone Capone posted:

I haven't seen B5 but I really like the idea of nose art on starfighters


gently caress yeah I love the Thunderbolt

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


FuturePastNow posted:

gently caress yeah I love the Thunderbolt

the IRL Thunderbolt is pretty badass too


e: it has a big loving gun on the nose

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Snow Cone Capone posted:

the IRL Thunderbolt is pretty badass too


e: it has a big loving gun on the nose

why do goons love to talk about this loving plane so much

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Badger of Basra posted:

why do goons love to talk about this loving plane so much

BRRRRRRRRRRRT

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Badger of Basra posted:

why do goons love to talk about this loving plane so much

it rules

It's our Y-Wing.

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

Snow Cone Capone posted:

drat but there are some hilarious TIE designs:
TIE Mauler:

im the tiny stormtrooper driving this stupid glass marble on treads

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Snow Cone Capone posted:

the IRL Thunderbolt is pretty badass too


e: it has a big loving gun on the nose

That's the Thunderbolt II you dumb gently caress.

This is the Thunderbolt:


Fastest prop plane of the war.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Lol

Mr. Wiggles
Dec 1, 2003

We are all drinking from the highball glass of ideology.

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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
lol those t-rex rear end wings

Asimov
Feb 15, 2016

Ya know I can't think of any star wars fighters that shoot slugs instead of lasers but I look forward to a multi-page derail about it, and whether the A-10 cannon could feasibly shoot down a TIE

Gulping Again
Mar 10, 2007
slugthrowers come in literally two varieties in star wars

-mundane-rear end normal guns

-horrible warcrimes that somehow combine a molecular disruptor and a railgun to blow through armor, personal shielding, solid walls, and innocent bystanders

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
the dos games made me like the z-95 headhunter for some bizarre reason



1. its dogshit
2. absolute dogshit everything outclasses it
3. used by nobodies who get their rear end kicked by everyone but its okay theyre like six star dollars each
4. when u sit in the cockpit you can hear the ghosts of pilots past weeping at your decision to fly it
5. not even an original looking design its just a shittier x-wing why the gently caress would you want to even look at it
6. cant even claim to be hardcore when using it because the tie-fighter is a bigger death trap

i love it

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


y-wing is good because then you can do 2 player mode

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


drat I didn't know the shooty airplane was so controversial

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

Snow Cone Capone posted:

drat I didn't know the shooty airplane was so controversial

That plane you like?




It’s good.

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Just the once, and they looked stupid as hell:



this is parade rest

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