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How hosed am I going to be if I meet up for dim sum in Queens this Sunday?
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if you're having breathing problems i feel bad for you son you could have not died but you ate dim sum
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Jan 24, 2020 04:58
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just another posted:That's like quarantining Canada lmao Yeah it's like a good idea lol
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Jan 24, 2020 05:00
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Dying full of shu mai is #blessed
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Jan 24, 2020 05:00
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I'm thinking about those spare ribs right now.
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Jan 24, 2020 05:03
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Stockpiling cream of sum yung gai
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Jan 24, 2020 05:04
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Dazerbeams posted:How hosed am I going to be if I meet up for dim sum in Queens this Sunday? Its going to be real loving crowded since new years is Saturday. Pro tip: slip some cash to the person taking your number for a table so you cut in line.
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Jan 24, 2020 05:12
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We go to a place that takes reservations, and are making sure to go in early to beat the crowds. This ain’t our first rodeo.
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Jan 24, 2020 05:20
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Kinda glad I didn't stay in Vancouver, RIP Gastown and stupid steamclock.
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Jan 24, 2020 05:23
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Dazerbeams posted:How hosed am I going to be if I meet up for dim sum in Queens this Sunday? im jelly.
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Jan 24, 2020 05:27
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just another posted:if you're having breathing problems i feel bad for you son 
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Jan 24, 2020 05:45
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Chinatown posted:im jelly. I'm so sorry, liquification of body parts means you've entered the final phase of the flu.
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Jan 24, 2020 05:50
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Brogeoisie posted:The fatality rate is probably closer to 5 to 10%, basically SARS. 3% is just what's been tracked but doesnt follow full lifecycle of disease and deaths are lagged due to incubation period. Basically its SARS but spreading orders of magnitude faster But you also are going to have infected people who dont get very sick that aren't counted either. You need to know those as well to measure the fatality rate.
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Jan 24, 2020 05:51
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41 million quarantined! https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1220...ber%3D2%23pti19
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Jan 24, 2020 10:25
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*sigh* somehow... SARS has returned...
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Jan 24, 2020 11:22
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It's the big Lunar New Year celebrations in my city this weekend. I work in a Japanese restaurant that gets a lot of East Asian visitors and it's gonna be bussssyyyy I'm gonna die aren't I?
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Jan 24, 2020 12:57
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Dazerbeams posted:How hosed am I going to be if I meet up for dim sum in Queens this Sunday? As long as it says dim sum and not dim mak you should be ok!
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Jan 24, 2020 13:05
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You can't trust the Chinese to provide accurate information! *goes to twitter*
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Jan 24, 2020 13:24
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Dandywalken posted:If I took off their mask, would they die? It would be very painful
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Jan 24, 2020 13:37
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Wanna see this guy's hospital bill.
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Jan 24, 2020 13:52
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Robot doctor: $400,000 Robot doctor's stethoscope: $5,000,000
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Jan 24, 2020 13:55
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other people posted:Wanna see this guy's hospital bill. a fate worse than death, really
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Jan 24, 2020 14:22
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Burt Sexual posted:Isn’t that every us corporate entity? Imagine if they all gave 1% of yearly revenue to eliminate disease. Hahahahahahahah. gently caress that would be a wonderful world. I just heard a news report about this and they were focusing on the damage it might do to the world economy. Because thats the real focus. We are so loving brokebrained.
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Jan 24, 2020 14:34
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https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/1220672115139129345?s=20 Welp
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Jan 24, 2020 15:53
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But how are the Waffle Houses doing? That's the true metric.
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Jan 24, 2020 15:57
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ZeusCannon posted:We are so loving brokebrained. Most humans are just acting as extensions of the laws of physics. If black holes are anything to go by, then the laws of physics say to consume and consume until you've consumed everything and then die.
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Jan 24, 2020 15:58
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A virologist colleague just ended an email with the sign-off "don't breathe." That's a good sign right?
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Jan 24, 2020 16:01
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Except that black holes contribute something back into the universe in the form of Hawking radiation.
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Jan 24, 2020 16:02
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other people posted:Wanna see this guy's hospital bill. Wanna see what happens when he rightly refuses treatment that would ruin his family and tries to discharge himself against doctors orders.
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Jan 24, 2020 16:05
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i am harry posted:Except that black holes contribute something back into the universe in the form of Hawking radiation. Thats what you call the average midwesterners dumps after an indian dinner
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Jan 24, 2020 16:10
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Barudak posted:the average midwesterner...an indian dinner
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Jan 24, 2020 16:13
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If our corporate overlords are taking it seriously that is loving ＳＣＡＲＹ
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Jan 24, 2020 16:16
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The West has tried to kill this gay Earth with nuclear bombs, Trumps and climate change. Historically, it's China's turn.
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Jan 24, 2020 16:17
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Is everyone dead yet?
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Jan 24, 2020 16:29
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i am harry posted:I'm quite sure these two things cannot exist together within the same iteration of the universe. I think that's what they call it when someone from Iowa eats corn/squash/beans
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Jan 24, 2020 16:39
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Second confirmed case in Chicago
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Jan 24, 2020 16:52
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Haramstufe Rot posted:The West has tried to kill this gay Earth with nuclear bombs, Trumps and climate change. Historically, it's China's turn.
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Jan 24, 2020 17:05
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The title is probably the normal liveleak racism, but the video sound is poo poo your pants scary. https://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kQYgT_1579854913
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Jan 24, 2020 17:07
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Outrail posted:Wanna see what happens when he rightly refuses treatment that would ruin his family and tries to discharge himself against doctors orders. I was thinking the same thing. gently caress paying for that. That'll ruin you even with insurance. They can arrest me and take me in there.
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Jan 24, 2020 17:09
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https://www.nature.com/news/inside-the-chinese-lab-poised-to-study-world-s-most-dangerous-pathogens-1.21487
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