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LONG HAVE I WAITED
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 18:45 |
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Incoherence posted:The implication of that scene for me was that, like the scenes in TFA where Rey learns most of what she knows about the Jedi by reading Kylo's mind, she's learning that from him and then just saying it out loud. The implication for me was that she learned who her parents were when she was in the Dark Side butt looking in the mirror and saw two indistinct nobodies come together to form her reflection.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 19:17 |
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I assume part of the main cast saying they don't want to do any more Star Wars has to do with the reportedly terrible filming conditions for RoS with reshoot after reshoot and no idea what the movie was actually going to turn out like.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 21:00 |
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Kaysette posted:sheev did a big cum in someone and now we have TROS Do you think the face Sheev makes when he blasts someone with force lightning is the same face he makes when he blasts someone with his evil baby juice?
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 23:12 |
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He cums lightning, obviously.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 23:16 |
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PeterWeller posted:The implication for me was that she learned who her parents were when she was in the Dark Side butt looking in the mirror and saw two indistinct nobodies come together to form her reflection. It was kind of a powerful moment -- it almost seemed to say that it didn't matter who her parents were, she was the one responsible for who she was. TROS: "LOL nah"
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 23:52 |
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the dead gently caress!!
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:20 |
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Ariong posted:Do you think the face Sheev makes when he blasts someone with force lightning is the same face he makes when he blasts someone with his evil baby juice? He definitely yells "Unlimited power!" when busting. He was definitely gluing his pants on when zapping Mace Windu.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 06:17 |
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Wait who are Rey's parents
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 06:47 |
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zoux posted:Wait who are Rey's parents So it turns out Sheev FUCKS,
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 07:07 |
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zoux posted:Wait who are Rey's parents Literally not important. The movie doesn't even tell you which one of them was Palpy's kid.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 07:41 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Literally not important. The movie doesn't even tell you which one of them was Palpy's kid. At some point someone says that Palpatine had a son. I don’t remember who said it, but I distinctly remember it being said. So, Sheev is Rey’s paternal grandfather. Her dad’s Y chromosome comes from Palpatine’s nut.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 07:44 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Literally not important. The movie doesn't even tell you which one of them was Palpy's kid. Mace whindu
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 07:58 |
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Ariong posted:At some point someone says that Palpatine had a son. I don’t remember who said it, but I distinctly remember it being said. So, Sheev is Rey’s paternal grandfather. Her dad’s Y chromosome comes from Palpatine’s nut. Triclops is canon again.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 08:55 |
I did the math and assuming the actor is about the same age as his character, Palpatine probably hosed after he became gross and shriveled.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 14:52 |
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There's someone for everyone.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 15:23 |
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TremorX posted:It was kind of a powerful moment -- it almost seemed to say that it didn't matter who her parents were, she was the one responsible for who she was. I forgot, she even says, "show me my parents" in that scene. Colostomy Bag posted:There's someone for everyone. It's that blue lady who's always hanging around in RoTS.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 16:04 |
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No no guys, you don't understand how awesome this will be, let me explain again - You see, turns out Palpatine WASN'T killed, and also he's like 10 times more evil now and also a robot. Also the sith have a whole Evil Planet where they do Evil, and Robo Palpatine builds a whole FLEET of star destroyers, only now they're planet destroyers, and
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:07 |
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Did anybody else wonder about the logistics of building and staffing a large fleet of ships around a planet that literally nobody can get to without a transceiver that's been missing for like 50 years? And also lol @ the idea that they only built two - guess the Sith planet must have had a lot of gardeners because they sure weren't trading for food.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:09 |
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"We'll call them...... planet destroyers" "Sir a star is bigger than a planet" "What?" "They were called star destroyers. Stars are huge and really hard to blow up. Blowing up a planet is honestly a step down." ...... "What??"
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:10 |
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Things that were useless and dumb about the movie: - the first 7 minutes of every lightsaber battle - the whole "C3PO knows the way" subplot that was literally just abandoned after 30 minutes of dedicated screen-time (also lol @ inscribing on a magic dagger instead of just making a log entry or something) - whatever the gently caress Finn was doing on the outside of the star destroyer that ultimately got blown up without his help
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:14 |
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Now that I think about it, Finn's 2 out of 3 for "crucial to a subplot that doesn't matter at all" in his movie appearances.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:17 |
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reignofevil posted:"We'll call them...... planet destroyers"
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:21 |
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Poopernickel posted:No no guys, you don't understand how awesome this will be, let me explain again - This was maybe the 40th uncontrolled burst of laughter and my brother and I locked eyes, said "glados" and just I had to leave. I have never laughed so hard at a film in my life.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:22 |
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Heather Papps posted:This was maybe the 40th uncontrolled burst of laughter and my brother and I locked eyes, said "glados" and just Honestly I had the exact same thought. Should have just been a Force ghost! Or a dude in a jar, I don't know.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:53 |
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reignofevil posted:"We'll call them...... planet destroyers" They’re called star destroyers because they are destroyer-class ships, but in space. User loses posting privileges for 1 month.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:55 |
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C-Euro posted:Honestly I had the exact same thought. Should have just been a Force ghost! Or a dude in a jar, I don't know. Yeah when I first read the leak that Palpatine was back I thought it was cool because I assumed it was going to be his spirit and it would be like an evil inverse of Obi-Wan guiding Luke after death. Like Palps saw some potential in Snoke and inducted him into the Sith from beyond the grave, then shifted to Kylo or even Rey once Snoke was dead. Oh well.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:59 |
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I'm going to go out on a limb and say The Rise Of Skywalker isn't a movie, it's a Disney product carefully assembled in such a way as to minimize potential fan backlash. Any creative decision was filtered through "what will a hypothetical Star Wars fanatic think about this" as determined by Disney corporate suits and it's pointless to even attribute anything to JJ because who knows what decisions were his and which ones he fought against and bitterly resents their inclusion. Also I think Ochi was sent to retrieve the wayfinder from the death star ruins so that nobody else could find it and use it to get to Exogol, and the directions to where it was were written on the dagger in Sith script as a cipher. I also think R2D2 restoring C3PO's memory because he's his best friend was good.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:03 |
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That was The Force Awakens dude
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:07 |
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2house2fly posted:Any creative decision was filtered through "what will a hypothetical Star Wars fanatic think about this" as determined by Disney corporate suits and it's pointless to even attribute anything to JJ because who knows what decisions were his and which ones he fought against and bitterly resents their inclusion. lol you're giving JJ too much credit here, he is a creatively-bankrupt corporate suit
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:10 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Literally not important. The movie doesn't even tell you which one of them was Palpy's kid. Oh so she's Palpatine's granddaughter, not related to the skywalkers at all I see. Like I said I skimmed the wiki article Did they ever explain how Luke's lightsaber ended up with the myopic alien lady
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:13 |
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the lesson of rise of skywalker is that we make our own destiny and are who we choose to be, as long as we are choosing one of two noble bloodlines that are imbued with godlike powers.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:17 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:They’re called star destroyers because they are destroyer-class ships, but in space. User loses posting privileges for 1 month. They're actually cruiser class ships, though.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:29 |
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zoux posted:Did they ever explain how Luke's lightsaber ended up with the myopic alien lady lol what do you think
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:41 |
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A story for another time, probably in a few years, when you've forgotten what a hash we made of this and you're ready to buy more toys.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 18:53 |
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zoux posted:Did they ever explain how Luke's lightsaber ended up with the myopic alien lady I never got why this was such a sticking point for so many people. It fell down a big hole, some scavenger found it and recognized what it was and sold it to Kanata because she trades in weird old relics. Whatever.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 19:12 |
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Flavius Aetass posted:lol what do you think Even better, Luke's lightsaber is literally torn in two at the end of TLJ as a big giant unsubtle way of saying STOP OBSESSING OVER LUKE'S lovely LEGACY AND FORGE YOUR OWN, leading you to think Rey will begin Ep 9 with her own new saber like Luke does in Return of the Jedi. And instead she just duct tapes Luke's saber back together again and uses it for 99% of the film, continuing to ape off his legacy.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 19:16 |
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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:I never got why this was such a sticking point for so many people. It fell down a big hole, some scavenger found it and recognized what it was and sold it to Kanata because she trades in weird old relics. Whatever. It fell down a big hole into a gas giant.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 19:19 |
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zoux posted:It fell down a big hole into a gas giant. There's a Star Wars kids book where someone finds Darth Vader's glove even though Luke burned his suit to ashes on Endor. It is treated as the same kind of mystical Mcguffin that Luke's saber is in the ST and I think it gets the same level of explanation for why its there in the plot too. The Sequel Trilogy are just the Jedi Prince kids books made canon.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 19:23 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:56 |
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2house2fly posted:I'm going to go out on a limb and say The Rise Of Skywalker isn't a movie, it's a Disney product carefully assembled in such a way as to minimize potential fan backlash. Any creative decision was filtered through "what will a hypothetical Star Wars fanatic think about this" as determined by Disney corporate suits and it's pointless to even attribute anything to JJ because who knows what decisions were his and which ones he fought against and bitterly resents their inclusion. The biggest Star Wars nerd (self-proclaimed) that I know hated TLJ and said that TROS "redeemed the sequel trilogy" for him. Sadly I hadn't seen it yet when he said because I would have loved to take a deeper dive into that.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 19:23 |