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# ? Jan 23, 2020 12:56 |
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yub yub commander
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 13:49 |
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The rancor was named Pateesa and liked to go for long walks in the desert. The day it was killed was its last day on the job.
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 23:25 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:so han and leia have 3 kids. jason, jania and anakin. why did leia name her son after the guy who captured her, tortured her, then blew up her home planet in front of her
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# ? Jan 23, 2020 23:57 |
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Agnostalgia posted:why did leia name her son after the guy who captured her, tortured her, then blew up her home planet in front of her Vader didn't blow up Alderaan. That one's on Tarkin.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 00:44 |
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He did make her watch, though.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 00:44 |
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Vader didn't blow up Alderaan. That one's on Tarkin. Okay replace that one with the time he encased her boyfriend in mining equipment so he could be sold to a slug monster
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 00:53 |
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Agnostalgia posted:Okay replace that one with the time he encased her boyfriend in mining equipment so he could be sold to a slug monster Actually wait, han got tortured by vader too wtf would he agree to that name either
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 00:55 |
Agnostalgia posted:Actually wait, han got tortured by vader too wtf would he agree to that name either leia literally remains traumatized by the memory of vader for like two decades, too. she named her child anakin while reviling his namesake it's because they gave kevin j anderson the privilege of naming him, if you want the real reason. jacen and jaina have original names because an actual good author came up with them. if i remember right, the kja version of luke constantly badgers leia about forgiving vader and anakin's name is supposed to represent that he's getting through to her
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:00 |
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:33 |
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i thought corran was just a regular old cop
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 01:38 |
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All Corrans Are Bastards
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 02:52 |
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The recent run of Star Wars comics had Luke name Rogue Squadron after Rogue One from the movie, Rogue One.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 03:07 |
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wait that means that lukes callsign is rogue one too
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 03:08 |
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cuntman.net posted:wait that means that lukes callsign is rogue one too Rogue Leader
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 03:55 |
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luke skywalker wanted to gently caress and cum inside a computer
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:50 |
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don't call me luke skywalker
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:50 |
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Menacer posted:luke skywalker wanted to gently caress and cum inside a computer This is a dirty lie He wanted to gently caress and cum inside the ghost who lived in the computer
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:02 |
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skasion posted:This is a dirty lie and was able to do so cuz a fellow jedi wanted to uhh join her dead lover so the computer ghost downloaded her brain into the now unused body also the force ghost lady was hella chad
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 14:07 |
Qwi Xux's carpet matches the drapes Also, Japan made a waifu figure of Jaina Solo MJP fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Jan 24, 2020 |
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 15:02 |
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The whole galaxy almost got killed by BDSM aliens that don't exist in the force also they're made of a bunch of different organisms like all the pirates from that Pirates of the Carribbean movie where the dude had a tentacle face
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 15:25 |
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one of luke skywalker's jedi students, kyp durron, fell to the dark side, stole a superweapon, committed planetary genocide using said super weapon but after he was apprehended the new republic let him go because he said he was sorry also the new republic let luke keep training jedi even though his most famous student did a genocide
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 16:05 |
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Zikan posted:one of luke skywalker's jedi students, kyp durron, fell to the dark side, stole a superweapon, committed planetary genocide using said super weapon but after he was apprehended the new republic let him go because he said he was sorry lmao the Sun Crusher with its invincible Plot-onium armor flying through an entire rear end Star Destroyer
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 16:10 |
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Once one person started blowing up planets, it just didn't seem worth it to prosecute every misguided youth who blew up a planet. 4000 years of Republic history and no planets explode, then the Emperor and Tarkin come along and there's a new Death Star or sun crusher every few months.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 16:13 |
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Speleothing posted:4000 years of Republic history and no planets explode, then the Emperor and Kevin J Anderson come along and there's a new Death Star or sun crusher every few months.
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 16:31 |
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Zikan posted:one of luke skywalker's jedi students, kyp durron, fell to the dark side, stole a superweapon, committed planetary genocide using said super weapon but after he was apprehended the new republic let him go because he said he was sorry dont forget that he finally agreed to destroy the sun crusher by flying it into a black hole but since he's a character with a name and more than a little back story the author decided he survived by breaking all his bones and shoving himself into I guess a pneumatic tube like you use at the bank and shooting himself out of the black hole
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 16:32 |
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Ru Murleen hosed Rookie One
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# ? Jan 24, 2020 17:09 |
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The Jedi let Ki-Adi-Mundi have a harem of five wives because his species was endangered That must've boiled Anakin's piss so bad
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 01:59 |
Asgerd posted:The Jedi let Ki-Adi-Mundi have a harem of five wives because his species was endangered this guy fucks
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 02:55 |
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MJP posted:Qwi Xux's carpet matches the drapes wait what. did they talk about her loving feather bush or some poo poo?
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 03:39 |
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Dapper_Swindler posted:wait what. did they talk about her loving feather bush or some poo poo? quiet your thoughts and search your feelings you know it to be true
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 03:47 |
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Hazo posted:Before Kessel was retconned to have Coaxium mines, they were spice mines run by a frog person who kept a harem of frog women trapped in a giant rape dungeon for when he got frog horny. oh god i remember reading that one. the frog was called Moruth Doole or something like that and he forced Han to mine for spice in a pitch black underground tunnel.
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 03:51 |
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Dash Rendar posted:oh god i remember reading that one. the frog was called Moruth Doole or something like that and he forced Han to mine for spice in a pitch black underground tunnel. Don’t act like you don’t remember everything about that trilogy, forums poster Dash Rendar. Even the blind underground energy spiders
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 03:56 |
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has anyone mentioned the best swoop rider in Jabba's Gang yet? cause Big Gizz is ace. and yes it's pronounced with a soft G
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 04:07 |
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Hazo posted:Don’t act like you don’t remember everything about that trilogy, forums poster Dash Rendar. haha it's coming back to me pretty quickly and i wish it wouldnt. you arent helping!!
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 04:08 |
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I know I've read the name Corran Horn a bunch, but I can't remember a drat thing about him. Probably for the best. I read a lot of Star Wars books as a kid, but so much of them just kinda fell out of my head. Hazo posted:There was also a Death Star prototype guarding the planet for some reason and space Jedi Jesus turns evil and mindrapes Wedge’s girlfriend who used to work on the prototype She also didn't know that it was supposed to be a weapon. She worked on the Death Star and a few other horrifying superweapons, and she just assumed it was for mining. Agnostalgia posted:Okay replace that one with the time he encased her boyfriend in mining equipment so he could be sold to a slug monster That's just normal dad stuff. Asgerd posted:The Jedi let Ki-Adi-Mundi have a harem of five wives because his species was endangered Maybe the Jedi are actually really understanding about things even though they're supposed to stay celibate, and Anakin's just a weird dork who can't talk with anyone. Obi-wan had a whole affair with the duchess of Mandalore and it was fine.
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 18:24 |
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Up Circle posted:Before that happened she lost like 200 more star destroyers after somehow becoming president of the empire while they were still evil (i legit don't remember how she pulled this off) That was afterwards actually. She got together a meeting of a bunch of admirals and was like "i'm in charge now" and when they laughed at her she nerve gassed them all. Then she used her fleet to nuke a bunch of civilian targets before picking a fighting with those trainees and uselessly squandering her fleet once again. Also the original designer of the Death Star was some guy named Bevel Lemelisk who kept getting executed and cloned by Palpatine every time he hosed up or the emperor just felt like it. This includes being eaten by piranha beetles and thrown into a pool of molten copper. Eventually the New Republic arrested and killed him too.
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 18:49 |
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Complications posted:quiet your thoughts and search your feelings yeah but now i want to laugh at the quote. Dash Rendar posted:oh god i remember reading that one. the frog was called Moruth Doole or something like that and he forced Han to mine for spice in a pitch black underground tunnel. also after han escaped everything went to poo poo for him and his frog harem escaped and he used his tadpol/catapiller kids as disposible soldiers. but than they turned on him, his eye broke and he ran into a tunnle and got ripped apart by giant spice spiders.
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# ? Jan 25, 2020 20:08 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:She also didn't know that it was supposed to be a weapon. She worked on the Death Star and a few other horrifying superweapons, and she just assumed it was for mining. Oh yeah, I forgot, she was also supposed to be “naive” but she just came off as critically stupid. I’m pretty sure at one point in the book Han literally sits her down and goes “They named it the loving Death Star, you goddamn idiot.”
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