Tashilicious posted:

I think current events of the past few months should answer this question handily.

Reminder that yogoblin, a known creepy and harrasser, was un-permabanned by Lowtax because he whinged to lowtax in discord. He was only recently re-permad after a long and drawn out argument about it.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

He's modding lowtax's Youtube streams now

you can't make this poo poo up

Antivehicular posted:

I don't know anything about Yobgoblin besides "posts word salad," but this sounds like a loving trip. Deets?

Snow Cone Capone posted:

He's modding lowtax's Youtube streams now

you can't make this poo poo up

Antivehicular posted:

I don't know anything about Yobgoblin besides "posts word salad," but this sounds like a loving trip. Deets?

Snow Cone Capone posted:

He's modding lowtax's Youtube streams now

you can't make this poo poo up

Paladinus posted:

I'm not sure he is anymore.

Snow Cone Capone posted:

this is from last night

as a bonus, yobgoblin mocking someone else's drug use and weird internet habits is as gently caress

zakharov posted:

Is this the dude who got probated like a day after his 100k probation expired

zakharov posted:

Is this the dude who got probated like a day after his 100k probation expired

Ghostlight posted:

I mean, certainly yes, but the post they are responding to also explicitly genders her.

DoctorWhat posted:

hey star i just want to let you know that as someone a little older than you who works, now, with people the age you were then, it is impossible for me to percieve those idiot teenagers as emotional peers, much less romantic or sexual interests. Call Now must have had some profound emotional stunting and/or no regard for the massive gap in emotional capacity to reciprocate.

Heath posted:

This is what I never got about the guys who creep on teenagers. Like how could you possibly connect with that person? The emotional and experiential rift between someone who is 17 and someone who is 28 is immense. And if you yourself are the older one, you must know that intuitively.

professor metis posted:

What's the story with Jenner?

Famethrowa posted:

amazingly, there is nothing in the SAcylopedia.

basically, the original canary in a coalmine for the forums trans doxxing problem. she made a thread about getting harassed, was called crazy and overreacting by a bunch of people, and somehow Lowtax got the impression that she was actually permabanned poster stomper58 because he lacks object permanence, and permabanned her temporarily.

then, that weird thread Mumps linked, had the KF poster claiming that Jenner was secretly trying to get harrassed by going to KF or something, so she could "be a martyr".

Crocoswine posted:

it's been a bit but if I remember correctly somewhere they made a post where they said/admitted they were that poster, although I'm pretty sure it was a joke that was immediately taken at face value.

Famethrowa posted:

yeah, it's in the thread I linked. it' s poorly worded, but I don't know how you can take it as anything other then a joke.

Crocoswine posted:

it's impressive that I completely glazed over the relevant post, jesus christ

The Saddest Rhino posted:

infernal machines posted:

or maybe it's not.

check out the thread for more

https://twitter.com/foone/status/906965839601057793?lang=en

akadajet posted:

what a goon

Pick posted:

Jenner is a real person and wasn't lying about their life at all, so... maybe don't listen to weird offsites.

quote:

.......
I knew I loved her, but I always had an idea in my head that we would date for 2 or 3 years before I’d really feel comfortable considering popping the question. The next month, my brother proposed to his fiancee, which quickly brought up a serious discussion that weekend of when I would consider doing the same. I told her where I saw things going for us, but she seemed impatient with my answer, and quickly told me that she didn’t want to be unmarried before she turned 30. She then pretty much point-blank asked me if I was going to make that happen, and without a lot of further contemplation, I took her hand and promised that we would be married before she turned 30, the end of 2016. I loved her and even though I had some doubts, who doesn't? The decision was made, right then and there

.......

I consider myself to be a pretty strong willed guy, but if anyone had to pick they’d say Daisy wears the pants in the relationship. She’s is very assertive and independent, and while that’s one of the qualities that was attractive to me, approaching two years the downsides of that are starting to grind on me. She can be, how do you say, not very nice in a lot of circumstances, and she would admit this too. She is very direct with how she feels, and if you waste her time or annoy her in any way she’ll let you know. She’s a perfectionist and if things aren’t done her way, a lot of the times they’re not done at all. Don’t get me wrong, she can be very sweet and kind as well, but this leads me to a situation where I feel like I’m walking on eggshells a lot, where if I say the wrong thing she turns from sweet and happy to sullen.

There are a lot of situations where I become uncomfortable talking with her because I’m afraid if I screw something up, “harsh” her will come out and ruin the mood, leading to a lot of uncomfortable silence. But she's never been abusive to me, and I do believe that she is a genuinely good person, which makes my decision all the more difficult.

quote:

Going to counseling, things are much better, still getting married, maybe still an idiot, I don't know!

quote:

Hey it's me, the OP. I bailed on the thread because after counseling and time, I though I had things figured out and was secure enough in my relationship to move forward. But now I'm 3 days away from getting married, and things are even more hosed up than before if that's possible.

A month or so ago, my former best friend and kind-of ex reached out to me out of the blue. My relationship with her probably could take up a thread in its own right, but many years ago we became friends when we were working at circuit city (like I said, it was a long time ago). Tanya as I'll call her was just an awesome chick, and I liked her from the beginning. She's beautiful, quirky, nerdy, has an adventurous spirit, basically all the things I'd never known I'd wanted in a woman in my young and naive view of dating at the time.

.......

I made things worse last night, because I met up with Tanya one last time before I went away for my new life, and it was amazing. We talked and talked, some about just fun stuff and some about our relationship. Then we hugged, and held each other for a long time. And then we kissed, because there's still something there between us, some unfinished love. I felt like a horrible person, because even though that's where it ended we both wanted more, and I'm basically cheating on my fiancée, emotionally if nothing else. But in a way I feel like I've been cheating on Tanya this whole time too, because I left our relationship without a resolution, and went with the first person I found online because I was lonely, and now im marrying her. She kept asking me why I couldn't wait, and I wish that I had held out a little longer. It's like we had something, but the stars didn't align and we missed each other. I'm at the point where I could tear myself in two just to give myself to each of them. And suddenly I realized a terrible thing; I was in love with two women, but I was about to marry one and leave the other one heartbroken.

Pick posted:

Jenner is a real person and wasn't lying about their life at all, so... maybe don't listen to weird offsites.

Chewbecca posted:

Not a 'saga,' per se, but I fondly remember a massive thread where we all did mspaint versions of rooms in a spaceship (or on a planet or something) and someone combined them altogether into one massive picture.

Those were the halcyon days

Tenkaris posted:

And I think a goon train too?

purple death ray posted:

That's...that's something different

LingcodKilla posted:

wait....


all vegetables?

"Count Chocula posted:

Again, my philosophy is logically consistent: don’t have kids or your perpetuating the endless cycle of death and suffering. End all life, end all death and suffering. People say I shouldn’t date, I should be alone forever for what I believe. Fine. But i’m also not supposed to spread my unique ideas to the world? To put out something that people haven’t heard before?

I dunno, I like kissing, I was exposed to it early. But like fruits and vegetables, I never ate pussy, so it’s just gross.

Here’s the facts: I have a social life now. I’m doing well on online dating. I’ve attracted women in the past by doing very little (I have no idea why). I’m gonna start meeting people and trying for something, even it’s just kissing a girl in a bar (which would be momentous, given how things are, to quote a super creepy singer). Link me some basic sex tips or something so i’m decent enough for people to stick around. I’m 34, I ain’t gonna change into a sex god or anything, I just want people not to leave.

Tenkaris posted:

Well I saw that coming

Nuns with Guns posted:

I went looking for the posts again to laugh at them and I realized they were in the last iteration of the thread, but yes I guess all vegetables... and fruit too

Shoehead posted:

That's rough cos my first bit of sex advice would be try going down. Actually it would be have a shower first but.. well, Goons.