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ChickenMedium posted:They totally did it. Harry and Meghan found out about it and that's why they peaced the gently caress out to Canada and the Queen basically gave them everything they were asking for even though by accounts she was furious about it. I didn’t even think about that, drat. I was basing it off of the way Spacey’s creepy Christmas video ended with him conspicuously holding up a mug with a picture of Buckingham Palace on it.
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I will never not promote this batshit awesome series https://www.amazon.com/Scarecrow-Schofield-Thriller-Matthew-Reilly-ebook/dp/B000FC1BQU
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Anaconda is getting rebooted. Or at least a reboot script. No word yet on if it's got buns or if we don't want none.quote:Sony's Columbia Pictures is developing an all-new and all-modern take on the cult movie, hiring Evan Daugherty, who has worked on such tentpoles as Tomb Raider and Snow White and the Huntsman, to pen the script. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/anaconda-reboot-works-snow-white-huntsman-writer-1272672
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Jon Voigt: “I didn’t expect the anaconda to eat *my* face!!!”
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AceOfFlames posted:I'd greenlight this sitcom. Why settle for sitcom? Make it a dark remake of It’s a Mad Mad Mad Mad World.
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ChickenMedium posted:They totally did it. Harry and Meghan found out about it and that's why they peaced the gently caress out to Canada and the Queen basically gave them everything they were asking for even though by accounts she was furious about it.
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FlamingLiberal posted:Wasn’t that more about the racism No, Harry was exiled by William because harry married a woman better than his in every way and reminded will about how he used to be the good looking one. Plus as the little brother, Harry used their mother to bully Will.
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Alan Smithee posted:Jon Voigt: “I didn’t expect the anaconda to eat *my* face!!!” The rebootconda should totally still spit out winking Jon Voigts and they should never explain it in-universe
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Anaconda counts as a cult movie now? Why not remake Sssssss or something? 
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More like Blandaconda am i rite folks?
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Tars Tarkas posted:The rebootconda should totally still spit out winking Jon Voigts and they should never explain it in-universe I mean the cast and crew couldn't explain it either, he was never on the call sheet Beachcomber posted:Anaconda counts as a cult movie now? drat this poster art rules
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Tars Tarkas posted:Anaconda is getting rebooted. Or at least a reboot script. No word yet on if it's got buns or if we don't want none. Is this a remake of the Jennifer Lopez movie or the Nicki Minaj music video?
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https://twitter.com/getFANDOM/status/1220870774015197184?s=20 I can't imagine why
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Wtf Howard is cool
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got any sevens posted:Wtf Howard is cool I'm wondering if Disney is worried consumers will conflate an adult cartoon featuring a duck with their DuckTales reboot (which is excellent). It's the bat embargo all over again.
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Tars Tarkas posted:Anaconda is getting rebooted. Or at least a reboot script. No word yet on if it's got buns or if we don't want none. Hopefully it don't want none unless you got buns, hun
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FlamingLiberal posted:Wasn’t that more about the racism Yeah, the press here have been massively racist towards her. I imagine the royals themselves are most likely horrendously racist, Philip and the Duke & Dutchess of Kent certainly are. Add to that William having an affair that legally cannot be reported here because of an injunction, and him apparently feeding Harry's missus to the press as a distraction from that. Oh, and the family shielding Nonce Andrew probably didn't go over well either.
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Beachcomber posted:I'm wondering if Disney is worried consumers will conflate an adult cartoon featuring a duck with their DuckTales reboot (which is excellent). I wonder how Duckman got away with it
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got any sevens posted:Wtf Howard is cool Yeah but without Steve Gerber is there a point?
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got any sevens posted:I wonder how Duckman got away with it Being only vaguely similar, probably, and during the period Donald Duck was pretty out of focus. Like the only relevant things with him before new Ducktales is maybe Kingdom Hearts.
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Perhaps you've heard of The Mighty Ducks???
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GrandpaPants posted:Perhaps you've heard of The Mighty Ducks??? Oh buddy, have I. (I was a huge fan as a kid and also know it has nothing to do with Donald Duck) Hell, Donald was only in like two episodes of the original DuckTales. Apparently Disney was worried that kids couldn't understand him and that he'd overshadow the rest of the characters.
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The MSJ posted:Wendy Isn’t Peter Pan already told through the eyes of Wendy Darling? She’s the audience-surrogate character. A recontextualisation of the story could be cool, but that’s an odd way to put it.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Yeah but without Steve Gerber is there a point? Chip Zdarsky's run was amazing, use that. Especially if there's a cameo of Squirrel Girl in there.
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The MSJ posted:Jumbo Y'know what? Portrait was so good there's a chance this relationship is believable.
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One of the few Disney animated movies where a live action remake makes sense. The original movie was meant to show woodland animals in their natural habitat (as interpreted by people who didn't know very much about ecology or animal behavior). Comrade Fakename posted:Isn’t Peter Pan already told through the eyes of Wendy Darling? She’s the audience-surrogate character. A recontextualisation of the story could be cool, but that’s an odd way to put it. That's certainly the case for the Disney movie.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Isn’t Peter Pan already told through the eyes of Wendy Darling? She’s the audience-surrogate character. A recontextualisation of the story could be cool, but that’s an odd way to put it.
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pospysyl posted:One of the few Disney animated movies where a live action remake makes sense. The original movie was meant to show woodland animals in their natural habitat (as interpreted by people who didn't know very much about ecology or animal behavior).. I could get behind reimagining Bambi as a nature documentary, narrated by Sir Richard Attenborough.
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Let's go full horrific and have Rob Zombie direct it.
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SimonCat posted:Let's go full horrific and have Rob Zombie direct it. He'd do better with Pinocchio
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Live action Bambi and all animals are photorealistic except Thumper who is a deranged looking cartoon rabbit for reasons never explained
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Disney making soulless """""live action""""" remakes that bring in a billion bucks a pop is worse than poo poo like the Transformers movies.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Disney making soulless """""live action""""" remakes that bring in a billion bucks a pop is worse than poo poo like the Transformers movies. 
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Iron Crowned posted:I could get behind reimagining Bambi as a nature documentary, narrated by Sir Richard Attenborough. Plot twist: He's the hunter who shoots Bambi's mom.
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Whats Disney going to do when they run out of Animated Canon stuff to remake into live action? They've already crossed most of the big ones off their list. There's Little Mermaid (which is already in development apparently), Great Mouse Detective and Sleeping Beauty, and those are the only ones that really come to mind off the top of my head. Unless they start delving into the stuff that nobody remembers or likes (look forward to the LA Black Cauldron remake in 2026!) then it doesn't seem like there's much room left for them to keep pushing this poo poo.
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:Whats Disney going to do when they run out of Animated Canon stuff to remake into live action? They've already crossed most of the big ones off their list. There's Little Mermaid (which is already in development apparently), Great Mouse Detective and Sleeping Beauty, and those are the only ones that really come to mind off the top of my head. Unless they start delving into the stuff that nobody remembers or likes (look forward to the LA Black Cauldron remake in 2026!) then it doesn't seem like there's much room left for them to keep pushing this poo poo. I feel like most of the Disney Princesses haven't been in live action movies yet
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Len posted:I feel like most of the Disney Princesses haven't been in live action movies yet Those are just the ones that come to mind off the top of my head. I'm sure there's a bunch I missed, but I honestly don't know or care much about a lot of the stuff Disney put out back in the day and I have a feeling that a lot of the demographic they're targeting with this stuff is in the same boat. These live action remakes are pretty much pure nostalgia vehicles and the return on investment isn't very high for something barely anyone remembers. Edit: While I was typing that I actually thought "Oh wait, they haven't done Alice in Wonderland yet"; and then I remembered "Oh wait, no they did! It even got a sequel!". MechanicalTomPetty fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Jan 25, 2020 |
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MechanicalTomPetty posted:Those are just the ones that come to mind off the top of my head. I'm sure there's a bunch I missed, but I honestly don't know or care much about a lot of the stuff Disney put out back in the day and I have a feeling that a lot of the demographic they're targeting with this stuff is in the same boat. These live action remakes are pretty much pure nostalgia vehicles and the return on investment isn't very high for something barely anyone remembers. Sleeping Beauty and Snow White are still on a poo poo load of merchandise though  The 90s still leaves us with Pocahontas, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules, and if they're really desperate Tarzan. They could probably do a live action Nightmare Before Christmas that could be just trash and still bring in a billion+
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