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Samurai Sanders posted:I have almost no connection with CNN. Do they actually do things to justify an I heart CNN pin or not? Conservatives believe, as usual based on nothing but Trump's farts, that CNN is to Democrats what Fox is to the Republicans. This cartoon is especially weird because IIRC it's the big-three networks that have been breaking the Parnas drops, not CNN. On a different note: I don't even know how to respond to that Cross cartoon except to feel kind of bad for the cartoonist. It doesn't even rise to the level of being a bad cartoon; it's just pathetic and gormless.
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Samurai Sanders posted:I have almost no connection with CNN. Do they actually do things to justify an I heart CNN pin or not? Parnas’s interview was on MSNBC, so no.
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Squashy Nipples posted:Wow, a political cartoon with no political opinion is a hard thing to pull off, but I like this one. You might say... they have to walk a political tightrope
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Conservatives believe, as usual based on nothing but Trump's farts, that CNN is to Democrats what Fox is to the Republicans. This cartoon is especially weird because IIRC it's the big-three networks that have been breaking the Parnas drops, not CNN. They don't  America and Israel, ice cream and apple pie so that only leaves the option that they love CNN
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not exactly a political comic per se but for some reason it made me think of evangelical christian pat cross that i can't quite put my finger on https://twitter.com/seankent/status/1221281967603363846?s=20
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Jan 26, 2020 16:51
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Zyklon Ben just going all in Garfields on my Fork huh.
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Jan 26, 2020 16:57
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Ah yes, pig, chicken, and fish. Animals that no self respecting American would ever eat.
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Jan 26, 2020 17:21
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Gaybies Nomination: Least Concealed Bigotry (racism) This is literally an unironic version of the Kelly cartoon about how E. coli outbreaks from spinach were because of Mexican poop hands.
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Ben 'I'm not even bothering to hide my racism now' Garrison posted:This wasn’t part of the trade deal… quote:The communist dictators have no respect for the freedom of their own people and certainly no respect for their own environment. 
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Yes, American factory farming is so kind to the animals. And our regulations are so awesome- Oh https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1097676 This garrison is particularly egregious
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quote:China also caters to some very weird and abusive superstitions and traditions such as ‘tiger penis soup,’ which is supposed to increase virility. Thankfully, the authorities in China have outlawed such an evil ‘harvest,’ but the black market remains. This. Is. AMAZING. A 180º reversal from praising communist policies vs. free market, to condemning communists for limiting freedom in two sentences.  Also at this point there simply is no knowledge of the route the virus took to humans. Actual research takes some time, so far all there is is wild speculation about it. Nenonen fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Jan 26, 2020 |
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Oh wow, literally just "Chinese people are dirty and gross because they eat WEIRD foreign food!" That's not dog whistle racism, that's just straight up shouting out the racism.
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Slimy Hog posted:I thought garrison would at least TRY to hide his racism... Why?
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quote:China is also well known for being one of the most polluted countries on Earth. The communist dictators have no respect for the freedom of their own people and certainly no respect for their own environment. Their disrespect toward nature has brought about the deadly coronavirus. You're right Garrison, we should really consider laws to protect the environment and strong food safety standards to prevent this sort of thing from happening, and also a strong public health program to improve the health of the people most vulnerable to these sort of diseases to counter problems before they get out of control.
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The inclusion of the pig and the chicken gives it a certain vegan vibe. Just switch the label from "China" to "carnists" and you're basically there.
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BonHair posted:The inclusion of the pig and the chicken gives it a certain vegan vibe. Just switch the label from "China" to "carnists" and you're basically there. THe Q anon people and other various insane people have got this thing going where they believe the Bad Unseen Enemy (Democrats, Liberals, Satanists, abortionists, Feminists) are trying to Persuade the american public to accept cannibalism by sneaking human flesh in meat products. This Shithead i work with believes all meat has some human meat and loves to tell you that while youre eating a burger or sandwich or something. He cited some study that said McDonalds had human DNA in it (like a low rear end number.) I said that was probably just the employee spitting in your food and he scoffed at me like i was dumb. Hihohe fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Jan 26, 2020 |
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“ This wasn’t part of the trade deal…” So you’re saying Trump’s trade war failed? At first, I assumed he was making a statement about Chinese imperialism, and the animals represented various countries China was interfering with, but no, it’s just “they eat weird stuff.”
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 Observer:  "It's Brexit Day, let's party! – A shindig to celebrate Britain leaving the EU: what a great idea…" Sunday Telegraph:  Revealed: the £12bn bill for scrapping high-speed rail link Sunday Times:  US and Europe clash over climate crisis threat on last Davos day
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Kobe Bryant has died in a helicopter crash. Brace yourselves for Distraction 201.
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A dragon ate my dingo!
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Sandpuppy posted:Kobe Bryant has died in a helicopter crash. i can't imagine a sports celebrity dying can function much as a political distraction but i am braced for the 80 or so hack saint peter at the pearly gates comics frantically being scribbled right now
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 Rob Rogers had this on his Facebook for the Dolly Parton challenge.
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Cowcaster posted:i can't imagine a sports celebrity dying can function much as a political distraction but i am braced for the 80 or so hack saint peter at the pearly gates comics frantically being scribbled right now How many of them will involve Bryant jumping over St. Peter? BonHair posted:The inclusion of the pig and the chicken gives it a certain vegan vibe. Just switch the label from "China" to "carnists" and you're basically there. Especially since Trump thinks it's cool to let the U.S. pork industry regulate itself...
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DalaranJ posted:100% chance of tiny person in giant sneakers cartoon Yeah, gonna put my money on it being Ramirez making a comment on LeBron in a “Kobe was too dignified to make comments about politics” way
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Ambitious Spider posted:Yes, American factory farming is so kind to the animals. I should note that this USDA regulatory change is/was bad and dumb but not within a million miles of the issues in China. Don't get me wrong, the Garrison toon is racist as all hell, but China does genuinely have a whole host of really terrible food safety issues that make it particularly susceptible to the development and spread of disease.
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Prism posted:Nobody gonna bring up 'Whisle Blower', huh? I try not to look too closely at Branco's cartoons, for the sake of my mental health.
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This week, we bid farewell to the first month of... Forgive the sloppiness of this update: it was a busy weekend.  1Remember when conservatives reveled in the Obama/Clinton primary? Or uh, this primary? Projection.  2Romney released his tax returns around this time, showing that all his income was from investments as opposed to wages, and that he had a laughably low rate of 15%.  3Of course, conservatives tried to spin this as "class envy," but all it did was show that Romney really was the uber-rich elite. Fortunately, the next election would do away with this silly tradition of transparency...for Republicans.  4Newt was stumping in Florida and had this weird proposal to build a base on the moon.  5He tried to play it off by saying that a lot of presidents had lofty ideas that seemed odd when first announced, but amidst the economic anxiety of 2012 space exploration was not a high priority. Thus is became meme fodder.  6Cain endorsed Newt, which held very little weight and extra bad when you're already taking fire for your string of failed marriages.  AWith Manning retiring, this seemed timely.  BThe last State of the Union of Obama's first term happened. Not much of note besides reminding you all how racist McCoy is. Geez.  CJoe Paterno died this month, and these old Rob Tornoe cartoons show the before: when the cartoonist defend Paterno against the allegations, and after: when the evidence became clear he did indeed protect child molester Jerry Sandusky. You will be pleased to know that Sandusy is still serving his sentence, and won't be eligible for release until he's in his 90s. NEXT WEEK: It's halftime in America. Susan G. Komen
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