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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




its a baby sarlac with force powers.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

hemale in pain posted:

its a baby sarlac with force powers.

They're setting up a stand-alone movie.

Sarlaac: A Star Wars Story directed by Ari Aster

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I regret to inform you that Sarlaac: A Star Wars Story directed by Ari Aster has been put on hold and all the crew sent home.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*looks mournfully at roomful of Baby Sarlacc toys*

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mozi posted:

*looks mournfully at roomful of Baby Sarlacc toys*

I am sure they can be "re-purposed" for "select" niches.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:

*looks mournfully at roomful of Baby Sarlacc toys*

We can re-use some of the footage for Babu Frick: A Star Wars Story directed by Greta Gerwi---oh it's canceled too

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Brutal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcrWgmpvtto

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Groovelord Neato posted:

If that's the actual explanation it's hilarious because that's not how it looks at all. It looks like something below sucks them up. And why wouldn't she just use her hands to dig a spot up that's a lot more personal.

it's playing off the end of tlj where she learns the true power of the force

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
"It's not about lifting rocks!"

*Lifts kilo tons of rocks*

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://mobile.twitter.com/redlettermedia/status/1221598758615560193

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
For ME? Thank you!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



:sickos:

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

rip. cant believe jay uploaded this murder-suicide. but, hell, you know what? i can believe it.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Star Jack: Packard

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
"the writers know as much about star trek as jay does"

yeah thats a good summary of trek post enterprise

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





star trek











facepalm

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
oh no mike no longer recalls who sybok is, the dementia is worse than we thought

e: wait they retcon'd which sun exploded? lmao fuckin' JJ

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003



ahaha the thumbnail says it all.

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer
Rich looking good in his Canadian tuxedo.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao is the romulan borg cube the hypercube from armada 2

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
lol all the clips of Data going rogue

I woulda been loving scared of Data if I were a crewmember

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
they should hire jay to write season 2 of picard

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I knew some of the things they talked about. I'm very much like Jay when it comes to Star Trek.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

I knew some of the things they talked about. I'm very much like Jay when it comes to Star Trek.

Visor man and forehead guy and beardo. All the classic characters.

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
man, rich actually seems to get pretty genuinely upset talking about how they hosed up the way that the federation was supposed to be a "Future of a humanity that made it".

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Fabricated posted:

man, rich actually seems to get pretty genuinely upset talking about how they hosed up the way that the federation was supposed to be a "Future of a humanity that made it".

He should be it's really loving stupid!

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
oh my god this is so loving stupid, and this is before its revealed they made the mystery woman neo from matrix 2

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
I could watch these two clowns talk about star trek all day

tho they should have asked jay if he knew locutus (no)

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



the "data and picard were sexual partners, and have a daughter" theory is beautiful and perfect and I believe in it, and pray that it ends up happening

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

luchajones posted:

China loves Star Wars!


$20,549,419 as of last week

lmao that they pretend China was the reason for anything they did for SW. china doesn't give a gently caress about star wars and they know that.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


This new Picard show sounds very erotic

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Fabricated posted:

man, rich actually seems to get pretty genuinely upset talking about how they hosed up the way that the federation was supposed to be a "Future of a humanity that made it".

It was heartwarming how much Rich loved the idea of a future where we've left racism so far behind that it takes people a second to recognize it at all.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

PostNouveau posted:

Visor man and forehead guy and beardo. All the classic characters.

Don't forget the pale man.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

piratepilates posted:

the "data and picard were sexual partners, and have a daughter" theory is beautiful and perfect and I believe in it, and pray that it ends up happening

Also time travel.

Edit: wait this PatStewart show is not canon? Did TNG happened in this timeline?

stephenthinkpad fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Jan 27, 2020

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Alex kurtzman got his start writing and producing Hercules and Xena episodes. his first movie writing credit was on The Island, that stole it's plot from Parts: the clonus horror and had to pay out a hefty settlement. somehow he still has a career.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
wait he's the one that ripped off parts: the clonus horror? and he still had a career?!?!?!?!?!

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
violent hardons is a good gang tag imo

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
this guy has Story by credits and the three of them (with Robert orci) have writing credits

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

stephenthinkpad posted:

Also time travel.

Edit: wait this PatStewart show is not canon? Did TNG happened in this timeline?

nah all this poo poo is JJ timeline so they have free reign to just do whatever and ignore the shows people liked

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Don't forget the pale man.

And Sexy Mom.

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