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Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I had a dream that I was playing Luigi's Mansion 3 but it was kind of an action RPG where you went on excursions to the mansion from a nearby town. Those bits were cool but the trip to the mansion was a Diablo like action RPG, with LM3 controls except instead of the vacuum cleaner you had to clumsily swing a sword, and it was horrible. You could level up dogs in town to take with you to scare the monsters away, but you had to replace Polterpup to do so and I didn't have the heart

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I was playing Luigi's Mansion 3 but it was kind of an action RPG where you went on excursions to the mansion from a nearby town. Those bits were cool but the trip to the mansion was a Diablo like action RPG, with LM3 controls except instead of the vacuum cleaner you had to clumsily swing a sword, and it was horrible. You could level up dogs in town to take with you to scare the monsters away, but you had to replace Polterpup to do so and I didn't have the heart

Good call. The dogs would just get in your way anyway

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I had a dream that I was playing Luigi's Mansion 3 but it was kind of an action RPG where you went on excursions to the mansion from a nearby town. Those bits were cool but the trip to the mansion was a Diablo like action RPG, with LM3 controls except instead of the vacuum cleaner you had to clumsily swing a sword, and it was horrible. You could level up dogs in town to take with you to scare the monsters away, but you had to replace Polterpup to do so and I didn't have the heart

Now is not the time for dogs, gamer.

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

just awoke at two in the morning, having dreamt i played a slot machine. it came up with three hearts and started barking at me

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

even in a casino there's no time for dogs

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

I dreamed I was playing/watching some Yakuza related thing and Kiryu was going about his day, but people kept saying to him wistfully "remember the bog times? Ah, Kiryu, the bog times were simpler times..." and things like that, and I was really confused and increasingly irritated because I had no idea what the bog times were.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing/watching some Yakuza related thing and Kiryu was going about his day, but people kept saying to him wistfully "remember the bog times? Ah, Kiryu, the bog times were simpler times..." and things like that, and I was really confused and increasingly irritated because I had no idea what the bog times were.

Lmfao

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

You had to be there dude. Ahhh... There was nothing quite like it. :)

PONEYBOY
Jul 31, 2013

at a bus stop in leeds, nothing to read but the bog times

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing/watching some Yakuza related thing and Kiryu was going about his day, but people kept saying to him wistfully "remember the bog times? Ah, Kiryu, the bog times were simpler times..." and things like that, and I was really confused and increasingly irritated because I had no idea what the bog times were.

Lol

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing/watching some Yakuza related thing and Kiryu was going about his day, but people kept saying to him wistfully "remember the bog times? Ah, Kiryu, the bog times were simpler times..." and things like that, and I was really confused and increasingly irritated because I had no idea what the bog times were.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Lunchmeat Larry posted:

I dreamed I was playing/watching some Yakuza related thing and Kiryu was going about his day, but people kept saying to him wistfully "remember the bog times? Ah, Kiryu, the bog times were simpler times..." and things like that, and I was really confused and increasingly irritated because I had no idea what the bog times were.

Lol

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
Ahh, the bog times. What fine days those were. Sadly, this is not the time for bogs...

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

I had a dream I was playing a survival horror game. The atmosphere was one of absolute stress and terror, but the gameplay was that you had to use a handgun to shoot crusty turds sitting inside toilet bowls. With trembling hands I cleared two, which spawned a gopnik in my home who I had to chase out, which in the dream was the scariest thing to ever happen to me.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

GorfZaplen posted:

I had a dream I was playing a survival horror game. The atmosphere was one of absolute stress and terror, but the gameplay was that you had to use a handgun to shoot crusty turds sitting inside toilet bowls. With trembling hands I cleared two, which spawned a gopnik in my home who I had to chase out, which in the dream was the scariest thing to ever happen to me.
lmao Silent Bowl

Sex Tragedy
Jan 28, 2007

father of three with an extra large butt

FactsAreUseless posted:

lmao Silent Bowl

Silent Bowl: The Devil's Bowel

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

I had a weird sexual gaming dream where I was in Skyrim as a sneak archer and I was going around bleak falls barrow mercilessly sneak archer killing every bandit. I even had the little eye that shows your stealth level. I killed another bandit and when I got close I saw it was a beautiful woman and she had arrows coming out of wounds in her face and torso. I panicked and used healing to bring her back to life (I know Skyrim doesn't actually work like that). she started breathing again and I noticed she looked like my wife but in the dream I didn't know it was my wife, so while she was unconscious with arrows sticking out of her I started to take her clothes off and gently caress her. It was pretty sexy until she started saying "Sandwich? Sandwich?" in a sing song voice and its my real wife waking me up because I usually make her a sandwich for work.

sockpuppetclock
Sep 12, 2010

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I had a weird sexual gaming dream where I was in Skyrim as a sneak archer and I was going around bleak falls barrow mercilessly sneak archer killing every bandit. I even had the little eye that shows your stealth level. I killed another bandit and when I got close I saw it was a beautiful woman and she had arrows coming out of wounds in her face and torso. I panicked and used healing to bring her back to life (I know Skyrim doesn't actually work like that). she started breathing again and I noticed she looked like my wife but in the dream I didn't know it was my wife, so while she was unconscious with arrows sticking out of her I started to take her clothes off and gently caress her. It was pretty sexy until she started saying "Sandwich? Sandwich?" in a sing song voice and its my real wife waking me up because I usually make her a sandwich for work.
Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

lol

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy
Lmfao Jesus

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

Lmfao

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

Rofl.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

after all these years we finally have the name of the man

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy


trying to jack off posted:

after all these years we finally have the name of the man

Lmao

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Lmfoa

Tales of Woe
Dec 18, 2004

lofam

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

lmfao

Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

i had a dream that i was playing a super paper mario sequel that had a level set in a desert oasis where each individual pool of water had a name. i had to jump into a specific one and it led to a water temple that kinda looked like the one from tales of berseria, and there was a puzzle inside that could only be solved by watching a really bad youtube poop

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
was sick last weekend and had a weird fever dream i was playing NES LoZ and was in a cool area with brown trees and i burned one and a secret stairs opened up and a bunch of darknuts poured out so i had to fight them. i haven't played NES LoZ in like 20 years

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

I ate 17 dollars of McDonald's and fell asleep for 4 hours. Woke up in a cold sweat.

I dreamt I was in the crowd watching the opening of FFX-2 but my mouth was extremely dry. A kid from the balcony above was kicking/dropping sand into my mouth while I'm trying to listen to YRP. Wakka saw what was happening and said to trust him as he started pulling a thread from my tongue saying "it must've got you mon". I woke up on the couch with my mouth open and bone dry.

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I ate 17 dollars of McDonald's and fell asleep for 4 hours. Woke up in a cold sweat.

I dreamt I was in the crowd watching the opening of FFX-2 but my mouth was extremely dry. A kid from the balcony above was kicking/dropping sand into my mouth while I'm trying to listen to YRP. Wakka saw what was happening and said to trust him as he started pulling a thread from my tongue saying "it must've got you mon". I woke up on the couch with my mouth open and bone dry.

lmfao

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007

posting in the gbs fast food thread about how mcdonalds gives me fever dreams

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Imp zone needs a fast food thread, and retarded clown needs to come back to post it. Just a personal gaming dream of mine.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

sockpuppetclock posted:

Your wife is the Tf2 heavy

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

I ate 17 dollars of McDonald's and fell asleep for 4 hours. Woke up in a cold sweat.

I dreamt I was in the crowd watching the opening of FFX-2 but my mouth was extremely dry. A kid from the balcony above was kicking/dropping sand into my mouth while I'm trying to listen to YRP. Wakka saw what was happening and said to trust him as he started pulling a thread from my tongue saying "it must've got you mon". I woke up on the couch with my mouth open and bone dry.

Neo getting the bug parasite pulled out of him except instead of trinity it's wakka

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Just woke up from a nap where I dreamed that I was playing a Yakuza game, except it was a 3rd-person open-world shooter like GTA and everyone in the game spoke with Cockney accents, except Kiryu, who spoke with a Jamaican one with Rasta slang.

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Wes Warhammer
Oct 19, 2012

:sueme:

Arrhythmia posted:

Neo getting the bug parasite pulled out of him except instead of trinity it's wakka

lamo

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