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flashy_mcflash posted:This discussion got me imagining The Rock as Cthulhu and at the risk of sounding trite, YUMMERS Hah, I'd love to see that
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Well nothing she did did anything so it makes perfect sense she’s a teenager into witchy stuff and snagged this book to try spells and lo and behold it doesn’t do anything against real poo poo
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CelticPredator posted:Well nothing she did did anything so it makes perfect sense she’s a teenager into witchy stuff and snagged this book to try spells and lo and behold it doesn’t do anything against real poo poo yeah I wouldn't expect a teenager to actually have the real Necronomicon in her bedroom. If it shows up in these films I'm guessing Ward will find it in the library at Miskatonic U
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CelticPredator posted:Well nothing she did did anything so it makes perfect sense she’s a teenager into witchy stuff and snagged this book to try spells and lo and behold it doesn’t do anything against real poo poo You don’t think it attracted the meteor?
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Well it kind of did work if you consider that 1) she absorbed the color without getting freaky, 2) the forehead cutting matched the shrine on the plateau, and 3) she got swept off by the color tornado but possibly survived. I'm still fairly certain she'll return as Lavinia Whatley in Dunwich Horror. Her Wicca stuff in the beginning having been replaced by whatever hardcore hyper-witchcraft she picks up in space. But it also perfectly answers her "get me out of here" prayers from the opening scene.
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Speaking things that might be referencing Dunwich Horror, were those whip-poor-will bird calls throughout the movie?
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Basebf555 posted:I've only seen the first episode so far, but the new season of Sabrina on Netflix is teasing the return of "The Old Ones", so I'm hoping they're gonna do a Lovecraft storyline. I honestly lost any interest in Sabrina once it became clear that she was going to resist the dark side.
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There were some genuinely funny parts of Colour Out of Space. It really left a impression it's very good. I love cages decision to imitate trump
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Drunkboxer posted:Yeah the cg is a bit bumpy but overall I think it’s a fun time. Definitely a good adaptation. The festival I saw it at was running a NC17 cut of Hardware right before it, I’m bummed I missed out on that. A WHAT?!
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Yeah I would absolutely love to see an NC-17 version of Hardware  I didn't realize any content was cut for it. Even the voyeur sex scene leaves very little to the imagination (and that dialogue lol) and honestly felt almost too long. Hardware fuckin' rules.
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Neo Rasa posted:Hardware fuckin' rules. 
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I ordered a bunch of stuff from Severin once and they threw in a free copy of Hardware on DVD. I was just about to complain that it hasn't gotten a bluray release yet, but apparently it has and I just missed it! Now Dust Devil needs one.
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dorium posted:A WHAT?! Yeah I don’t know anything about it either really. I figured a non-poser in this thread would know. This is all the festival site says: https://panicfilmfest.com/hardware-1990/ 
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gey muckle mowser posted:I ordered a bunch of stuff from Severin once and they threw in a free copy of Hardware on DVD. Same! I already had a copy tho so I gave away the other one to a friend, who had also become addicted to Severin releases. Where’s my commission, Severin?
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Drunkboxer posted:Yeah I don’t know anything about it either really. I figured a non-poser in this thread would know. This is all the festival site says: If what I'm gleaning is correct it seems like it was cut (in some cases heavily) in some countries (but not the US curiously?) but in general has been released uncut since the early 00s. It seems like a sort of a RoboCop situation where it wasn't officially re-rated but around 2004-ish the "R Rated" version you'd see on DVD was actually the unrated/would have been rated X version and that's what's been around. I remember being weirded out when it was making the rounds a year ago about how it was like a massive huge deal that the unrated RoboCop was available when it's something that's existed since the 90s via Criterion on laser disk, their DVD release of that, and then like almost every DVD release of it since.
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The true unrated RoboCop you see his robodick
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Kvlt! posted:i demand more penis shots in horror movies It's becoming much more common. Not horror, but my friends made a game out of The Righteous Gemstones to see how many episodes prominently featured penises. 8 out of 9 episodes.
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Franchescanado posted:It's been becoming much more common. Yes we’ve definitely crossed a donger threshold. Next step is fully erect dongers I guess.
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Hollismason posted:Kind of surprised we aren't seen anything about Halloween Kills
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My money is still on it being a direct sequel similar to the 2nd film where it's still the same night. And not being a 1 year later.
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I have to tell you that I don't like the name Halloween Kills at all. Well, I don't have to tell you, but I'm going to anyway. Multiple times probably.
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This Is Your Brain On Halloween
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Lurdiak posted:Can't wait for Cthulhu to be played by a 29 year old skinny white guy with his shirt off. Instead of a white guy I want Cthulhu to to be played by KJ Apa, and I want Cthulhu to have the same amount of common sense and impulse control as Archie Andrews. Cthulhu is just gonna run around punching everybody. Halloween Jack posted:Still hoping for a scene where Judy Greer cries out "Say goodbye to these, Michael!" I'm hoping she just increasingly insane with each film until she's basically playing a live action version of Cheryl Tunt. Now it is Michael's turn to know fear. Space Cadet Omoly fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jan 28, 2020 |
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Considering Lovecraft's views, I'm pretty sure he's only cool with a white dude playing Cthulhu.
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Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:Considering Lovecraft's views, I'm pretty sure he's only cool with a white dude playing Cthulhu. Thankfully he’s dead. Asian woman Cthulhu!
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Small, smooth brained fools: Ginger Snaps is about periods and the confusion and pain of puberty. Giant galaxy brain geniuses: Ginger Snaps is about how hosed up it would be if you became a werewolf.
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Catfishenfuego posted:Small, smooth brained fools: Ginger Snaps is about periods and the confusion and pain of puberty. If there were two werewolves on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be hosed up or what?
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The_Doctor posted:Asian woman Cthulhu! Mods, can I get a name change
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How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
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I low key resent that Rob Zombie refuses to make a zombie film.
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COOL CORN posted:How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies 31
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Sorry the answer is 1000 1000 corpses
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Catfishenfuego posted:Small, smooth brained fools: Ginger Snaps is about periods and the confusion and pain of puberty. Well I'll be damned
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