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Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

Groovelord Neato posted:

He's pretty much saying to ignore that a movie is poorly acted or the effects look bad or the plot doesn't make a lot of sense and the characterization is weak or that it's inconsistent with the other movies and that the cinematography is bad because all that matters is the ideas/premise.

Which is funny because another youtuber agrees with him that the ideas/premise are interesting but that the prequels are still lovely movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZNDaqKza8Q
ahahaha that's really all he said, isn't it? "you can enjoy bad movies and get a lot of mileage out of discussing em," a message every HitB takes as read because of course you can.

"Welcome to my video essay, 'Watching Movies Like An Adult: Something I Came Up With, Let Me Tell You About It' (3hrs 45mins)

Quinton is good people iirc but his tip tipping around Jenny's comment sections is hilariously goony

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Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!
funny thing is, smg is actually good and entertaining at that kind of "film reading" critique, even when i don't agree. i think i care about the craft more than the content of film, generally, and don't care much about long-stretch readings through a zizekian lens or what have you, but i'll read smg effortposts any old day

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

Origami Dali posted:

funny thing is, smg is actually good and entertaining at that kind of "film reading" critique, even when i don't agree. i think i care about the craft more than the content of film, generally, and don't care much about long-stretch readings through a zizekian lens or what have you, but i'll read smg effortposts any old day

ya got the worms, son

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Origami Dali posted:

funny thing is, smg is actually good

please stop

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

SMG is worthy of respect, he's one of the last living forums troll dinosaurs and the duration and extent of his domination over CD is an achievement. It's actually the toady/imitator squad who follow him around dogpiling anyone who isn't playing along and/or doing his shtick but worse who make CD intolerable

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

People who vehemently and vocally dislike RLM are without fail always weird fart huffing prequel/sequel defenders who don't want to admit they're angry that some dudes from Milwaukee don't like the bad Star Wars movies, but they always try to frame it with bullshit about how they don't like the style of humor or they're problematic or whatever; It's always a smokescreen for being upset over the Plinkett reviews and being totally unwilling to get past that.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
smg is the first person I ever put on ignore

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I once pointed out to SMG that it was weird he defends the prequels when he made really good posts about how boring the cinematography of the Avengers is and the prequels also have terrible cinematography.

He then made a long post drawing diagrams over a screenshot from a scene in the prequels to illustrate how the cinematography is actually good.

The scene?

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Groovelord Neato posted:

Do most TVIV threads love a show regardless of quality? The Game of Thrones thread turned on the show once it went bad unlike the general public (and media critics wtf) who thought the show was great up until the final season.

CD has a lot of braindead prequel and DC lovers. And like I said earlier it seems to be "common knowledge" that the boys are some form of reactionary despite Rich Evans getting depressed about Star Trek not being truly woke anymore.

Trek was never Woke. Woke gets you FNN and STD. Woke has you fire the only real writer in your group when he conveys his real word for word experience of racism to help write Trek stories. Woke is an embarrassment to progress and equality.

Trek gets you Space Lincoln, Balance of Terror, Measure of a Man, Miles O'Brien torment episodes, Trials and Tribbulations, Pale moonlight, Year of Hell, the EMH. The Orville. You got entertained and a dash of enlightenment should you wish to partake.

Groovelord Neato posted:

It's the same guy that did the 12 hour Jenny breakdown.

I listened to a bit of that. Jenny made dumb takes years ago, but jfc stop punching down. Have a quick laugh and move on. Instead it was:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU


Groovelord Neato posted:

I once pointed out to SMG that it was weird he defends the prequels when he made really good posts about how boring the cinematography of the Avengers is and the prequels also have terrible cinematography.

He then made a long post drawing diagrams over a screenshot from a scene in the prequels to illustrate how the cinematography is actually good.

The scene?



loving :lol:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

Groovelord Neato posted:

I once pointed out to SMG that it was weird he defends the prequels when he made really good posts about how boring the cinematography of the Avengers is and the prequels also have terrible cinematography.

He then made a long post drawing diagrams over a screenshot from a scene in the prequels to illustrate how the cinematography is actually good.

The scene?



and that's why he's a treasure.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

I find that directly engaging with him is usually a mistake, he doesn't bring his A game for it and the toadie squad is sure to jump in at the provocation and poo poo everything up. Better to let him do his thing and dump the really polished :catdrugs: posts on his own good time

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


SMG posts are a delight to read, actually! The world is a richer, more interesting place with him in it.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



Gumdrop Larry posted:

People who vehemently and vocally dislike RLM are without fail always weird fart huffing prequel/sequel defenders who don't want to admit they're angry that some dudes from Milwaukee don't like the bad Star Wars movies, but they always try to frame it with bullshit about how they don't like the style of humor or they're problematic or whatever; It's always a smokescreen for being upset over the Plinkett reviews and being totally unwilling to get past that.

There is a weird contingent of people who see RLM as some corrupting force, turning people away from properties not by the merits of what they say, but through some ability to bamboozle and confuse impressionable young minds in to having the wrong opinion. Treating the people behind RLM like they are dangerous hate preachers, inciting acts of terrorism against the great franchises of the world, and that it is too dangerous to let them be heard lest they corrupt young minds to rally against the shah and british oil.

but like, the things RLM are speaking out against are uhhhh, the prequels? the star trek movies? the sequels? star trek discovery? baby's day out? a few parts of the marvel movies (which they seem to enjoy, but are getting tired of)? captain marvel? like it's not like these are weird things to dislike, and it's not like these are things only they dislike. they're just midwestern slobs making youtube videos.

it's weird

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

No Mods No Masters posted:

SMG is worthy of respect, he's one of the last living forums troll dinosaurs and the duration and extent of his domination over CD is an achievement. It's actually the toady/imitator squad who follow him around dogpiling anyone who isn't playing along and/or doing his shtick but worse who make CD intolerable

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

piratepilates posted:

There is a weird contingent of people who see RLM as some corrupting force, turning people away from properties not by the merits of what they say, but through some ability to bamboozle and confuse impressionable young minds in to having the wrong opinion. Treating the people behind RLM like they are dangerous hate preachers, inciting acts of terrorism against the great franchises of the world, and that it is too dangerous to let them be heard lest they corrupt young minds to rally against the shah and british oil.

but like, the things RLM are speaking out against are uhhhh, the prequels? the star trek movies? the sequels? star trek discovery? baby's day out? a few parts of the marvel movies (which they seem to enjoy, but are getting tired of)? captain marvel? like it's not like these are weird things to dislike, and it's not like these are things only they dislike. they're just midwestern slobs making youtube videos.

it's weird

People getting wrapped up in ~product~ is about the saddest goddamned thing in the universe. People basing their entire entities on garbage with expiration dates. This is where I post the picture of the two people with Porg tattoos.

Like gently caress have some self respect you're still a person why are you so small-brained as you define yourself by product.

Saint Drogo
Dec 26, 2011

piratepilates posted:

There is a weird contingent of people who see RLM as some corrupting force, turning people away from properties not by the merits of what they say, but through some ability to bamboozle and confuse impressionable young minds in to having the wrong opinion. Treating the people behind RLM like they are dangerous hate preachers, inciting acts of terrorism against the great franchises of the world, and that it is too dangerous to let them be heard lest they corrupt young minds to rally against the shah and british oil.

but like, the things RLM are speaking out against are uhhhh, the prequels? the star trek movies? the sequels? star trek discovery? baby's day out? a few parts of the marvel movies (which they seem to enjoy, but are getting tired of)? captain marvel? like it's not like these are weird things to dislike, and it's not like these are things only they dislike. they're just midwestern slobs making youtube videos.

it's weird
i think the thing that sticks in their craw is that RLM are still fairly (internet lol) respected & not immediately dismissed as chuds despite having those bad bad opinions.

Plinkett is also way older than the big boom in prequel apologism, so he's probably bigged up to the people who were kids as the OG rear end in a top hat who won't let them like things.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I read SMGs posts years ago and I was initially mystified as to what was going on. This person has managed to write coherent nonsense. Not only was it not in the text, it wasn't even in the subtext or playing "the game", just taking a long walk off a short pier in a very controlled fashion. A bunch of people went along with this. I wondered were these also SMG accounts. Nope reality is that dumb.

I see SMG neither a villain or hero. Does SMG have issues from the outset? Someone whose mask has become the face? Someone who likes to commit word arson? It mattered not as it saved me from CD.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

SMG is like a window into a reality where history’s Great Trolls not only survived the mods but actually dominated their respective spheres, even to the point of having a cadre of cloying fans. Yes, a universe where the development of SA and twitter tracked more closely

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
there was recently a big twitter thread of smg posts about how everyone in star wars is bad because the droids and clones are slaves and they accept that, and how anyone who does not hate Luke and Leia is a white nationalist

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Moola posted:

Lol why do 'other' forums hate RLM?

CD earnestly believes the best films ever made are the prequels, Bay Transformers series, and the DC Snyderverse.

The threads about classic films and everything that's not mindless trash only have 1 or 2 pages.

The Zack Snyder thread has a shitzillion pages.

It is, quite literally, and with 100% sincerity, the absolute loving dumbest place on the internet.

FeculentWizardTits
Aug 31, 2001

piratepilates posted:

There is a weird contingent of people who see RLM as some corrupting force, turning people away from properties not by the merits of what they say, but through some ability to bamboozle and confuse impressionable young minds in to having the wrong opinion. Treating the people behind RLM like they are dangerous hate preachers, inciting acts of terrorism against the great franchises of the world, and that it is too dangerous to let them be heard lest they corrupt young minds to rally against the shah and british oil.

but like, the things RLM are speaking out against are uhhhh, the prequels? the star trek movies? the sequels? star trek discovery? baby's day out? a few parts of the marvel movies (which they seem to enjoy, but are getting tired of)? captain marvel? like it's not like these are weird things to dislike, and it's not like these are things only they dislike. they're just midwestern slobs making youtube videos.

it's weird

The Plinkett reviews were a primer on filmmaking and film criticism for a lot of people, and some folks seem to think this is a bad thing for reasons. I'm going to paint with a very broad brush and say it's mostly snobbery.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

CD earnestly believes the best films ever made are the prequels, Bay Transformers series, and the DC Snyderverse.

The threads about classic films and everything that's not mindless trash only have 1 or 2 pages.

The Zack Snyder thread has a shitzillion pages.

It is, quite literally, and with 100% sincerity, the absolute loving dumbest place on the internet.

Yeah CD is one of the worst sub forums on the site for sure.

I used to check on the blockbuster sub forum but I think that's deader than disco(very)?

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

Gripweed posted:

It's worth watching hmbomberguy's review of the Transformers movie if you want to see a guy somehow take an entire hour to say nothing more than "I like the Transformers movie"

To be fair, he does point out how violent the movie was compared to the cartoon, which is the best part of that movie.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

piratepilates posted:

There is a weird contingent of people who see RLM as some corrupting force, turning people away from properties not by the merits of what they say, but through some ability to bamboozle and confuse impressionable young minds in to having the wrong opinion. Treating the people behind RLM like they are dangerous hate preachers, inciting acts of terrorism against the great franchises of the world, and that it is too dangerous to let them be heard lest they corrupt young minds to rally against the shah and british oil.

but like, the things RLM are speaking out against are uhhhh, the prequels? the star trek movies? the sequels? star trek discovery? baby's day out? a few parts of the marvel movies (which they seem to enjoy, but are getting tired of)? captain marvel? like it's not like these are weird things to dislike, and it's not like these are things only they dislike. they're just midwestern slobs making youtube videos.

it's weird

If you do not support all of our rigid system of beliefs it is proof you are a nazi-bigot.

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747

Moola posted:

I used to check on the blockbuster sub forum but I think that's deader than disco(very)?
People who want to post about a movie just make a thread here or in BYOB or whatever

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
The Plinkett reviews committed the unforgivable sin of being persuasive, which is a dark magic that nobody involved in making the prequels has access to, so it's unfair that so many people agreed with them

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Groovelord Neato posted:

I once pointed out to SMG that it was weird he defends the prequels when he made really good posts about how boring the cinematography of the Avengers is and the prequels also have terrible cinematography.

He then made a long post drawing diagrams over a screenshot from a scene in the prequels to illustrate how the cinematography is actually good.

The scene?



that's hilarious

did he compare it to a renaissance painting for its bold use of single point perspective?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
what do you think the other jedis in the background are having discussions about

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
How many Jedi pussed out and went into hiding after ep 3?

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Just wanna pop in to say that Avenue 5, a tiny HBO comedy, has incredible sets. Better than the sequels and jj treks

mallratcal
Sep 10, 2003


Milo and POTUS posted:

what do you think the other jedis in the background are having discussions about

How the rape their padawans, probably.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Milo and POTUS posted:

what do you think the other jedis in the background are having discussions about

"Why are we wearing desert hobo uniforms?"

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

I didn't watch the picard show and won't but man from what I've seen those are some terrible sets, namely gratuitous "LA parking garage" and "LA convention center"

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
don't pretend you're not thinking of jay below screen

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

CD earnestly believes the best films ever made are the prequels, Bay Transformers series, and the DC Snyderverse.

The threads about classic films and everything that's not mindless trash only have 1 or 2 pages.

The Zack Snyder thread has a shitzillion pages.

It is, quite literally, and with 100% sincerity, the absolute loving dumbest place on the internet.

The horror thread is pretty decent but most of the posters are under no illusion that the genre is high art.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Isn't there an infamous/good fyad post wrt SMG. I think it was koos goop.

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I don't think SMG is a troll. I think he has a thought disorder.

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