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The Little Death posted:
I have so many questions.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 01:18 |
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# ? Apr 23, 2024 21:59 |
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what?
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 01:19 |
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Look, I want to post something insightful, but... WHAT THE gently caress IS THIS poo poo WHEN I SAID MOOKIE WOULD gently caress THIS UP I WAS NOT EXPECTING SOMETHING THIS loving DUMB HOW CAN HE SURPRISE ME WITH FAILING TO MEET LOW EXPECTATIONS AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 01:22 |
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How did she miss by like ten feet, yet Snout hasn’t moved at all, based on his clear stationary stance?
Joe Slowboat fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Jan 31, 2020 |
# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:08 |
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Oh no
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:21 |
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no seriously what? has mookie been pausing lovely harem anime on random keyframes and drawing what he sees or something
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:24 |
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I suppose that she's running with her eyes closed (because that's what you do when you're happy, right?) so she doesn't see that Snout sidestepped and she ran in the empty air, hugging nothing. That's the only way this page makes sense. Their activities are so poorly conveyed.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:27 |
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Those are some very carefully drawn tig old bitties. also her loose flowing dress somehow conceals nothing of her curves. Like now I am 100% sure naked witch is coming soon.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:28 |
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I don't... Understand what is being conveyed here. At all. Ready for NO questions to be answered, folks?
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 02:47 |
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The Little Death posted:Those are some very carefully drawn tig old bitties. also her loose flowing dress somehow conceals nothing of her curves.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 03:05 |
I think it's incompetently charming, like the bored detective pointing with his gun in Plan 9 to see if Ed Wood was paying attention.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 04:13 |
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I don’t... what? Why? Is that the same woman? The face and hairstyle look slightly different, but I can’t tell if that’s intentional or just Mookie not being able to be consistent I don’t understand any of why this happened either way, though.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 04:25 |
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Ok... I actually kinda agree with Snout's reaction here, because what the hell is happening?
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:02 |
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Drunk Theory posted:Ok... I actually kinda agree with Snout's reaction here, because what the hell is happening? The ink witch ran right through snout. He’s a ghost; the stupid tree actually killed the shut out of him and he was too dim to notice.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:08 |
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the yeti posted:The ink witch ran right through snout. He’s a ghost; the stupid tree actually killed the shut out of him and he was too dim to notice. Oh. Yeah, that parts as silly as everyone is pointing out. I meant his facial reaction I guess. ...oh no. Ink Witch is going to be a magical klutz just like Luna isn't she.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:14 |
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Drunk Theory posted:...oh no. Ink Witch is going to be a magical klutz just like Luna isn't she.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 05:47 |
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A lot of the witch's character design rested on her being some form of near-dead/exhausted, with her eyes obscured and a kind of scowl on her mouth. Of course that characterisation was going to collapse the moment she is shown properly and has to emote. That much was inevitable.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 09:53 |
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Joe Slowboat posted:Not to defend Mookie, but Then don't. I like writing fanfic as much as anyone else here, but you know perfectly well that there's no way this is happening. The ink witch is blind. I know it doesn't make any sense. I'm calling it now.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 11:16 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Then don't. The old thread was a lesson in learning not to do that. It doesn't deserve the effort.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 11:51 |
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Invisible Clergy posted:Then don't. That was my first thought, that Snout didn't move out of the way, but that the witch didn't know where he was. I swear to god that's contradicted by like half of all the comics before now, if it turns out to be true...
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 11:55 |
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that is a sweet bro and hella jeff-rear end smile on her face
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 14:02 |
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How is ‘she’s blind’ any less fanfic than ‘idk maybe two people can do ink magic’? It’s not like there being more ink magic will in any way improve this mess, just five more excuses for the kind of float ink drawing he’s clearly into right now.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 16:22 |
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The Little Death posted:
thanks, I hate it
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:30 |
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Lol guys, it’s just an anime meet cute. We’ve seen her read. There being other ink witches actually tracks better but the most likely case is the ink witch just happened to crash from an unseen force and was uncasting her ship spell
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:33 |
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Blindness is even less of a disability than deafness in Mookie's world. The Infernomancer could loving read.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:34 |
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I kinda thought she was rushing straight past Snout and hugging some spectral figure that only she can see.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 18:49 |
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Ague Proof posted:Blindness is even less of a disability than deafness in Mookie's world. That’s different. The infernomancer wasn’t blind, he just didn’t have eyes. I’m absolutely positive that this is the case.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 19:32 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:I kinda thought she was rushing straight past Snout and hugging some spectral figure that only she can see. Yeah I was like "okay which heretofore unseen person behind Snout is she hugging?" and then "wait what just happened?" TheHan posted:That’s different. The infernomancer wasn’t blind, he just didn’t have eyes.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 19:34 |
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Pistol_Pete posted:I kinda thought she was rushing straight past Snout and hugging some spectral figure that only she can see. It could easily be that just as much as Snout dodging her hug. This page is completely indecipherable.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 20:00 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:It could easily be that just as much as Snout dodging her hug. This page is completely indecipherable. This is what it is. Snout is freaked out and side-steps.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 20:11 |
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Joe Slowboat posted:How is ‘she’s blind’ any less fanfic than ‘idk maybe two people can do ink magic’? Oh, please excuse me. I thought you were saying "here's what would happen if this comic weren't completely stupid," not guessing what Mookie will say is actually happening in two weeks. I genuinely do think the next comic will tell us inkwitch is blind despite it making no sense so Mookie can check off another box on his diversity bingo sheet. He had nails hammered into his eyes, but he saw with magic, letting him do stuff like read and perceive color.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 20:21 |
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The Little Death posted:This is what it is. Snout is freaked out and side-steps. I mean, yeah, probably, but it's so weird she ended up like 10 feet away. Knowing Mookie he could have a totally different explanation for this come Monday.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 20:29 |
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You know how sometimes a text is so badly misspelled that you have to read it out loud, and listen to yourself, to be able to understand what the text actually meant? Like the old joke poem "Candidate for a Pullet Surprise" (you know, the one that starts with "Eye halve a spelling chequer"). This is the sequential art equivalent. Once you do figure Snout is sidestepping and the Ink Witch is running blind (not necessarily because she is supposed to be blind, just because her smile makes her close her eye so in Mookie logic she runs ahead with eyes continuously closed), then you can understand the page. And once you do, you wonder why you bothered.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 20:30 |
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Also while you can see every curve of her body through her dress here, I'm not declaring the Countdown to Cheesecake over yet. Mookie's real horny for the Ink Witch and he will take it further.
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# ? Jan 31, 2020 20:54 |
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Weird how he went for a super conservative neckline (like that's what you give pyjama shirts/nighties) but then went out of his way to vacuumseal her into the dress anyway.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:37 |
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Pyrotoad posted:Weird how he went for a super conservative neckline (like that's what you give pyjama shirts/nighties) but then went out of his way to vacuumseal her into the dress anyway. He drew the neckline first and got progressively hornier as he went.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 01:46 |
Of course he will do more cheesecake of her. He only drew her naked and practically dead once.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 08:10 |
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Remember she is literally Ink Bayonetta. Cheesecake is guaranteed.
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 13:27 |
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Remember she is literally Ink Bayonetta. Cheesecake is guaranteed. But there are so many better options even before considering entirely new fantasy fashion Sorry for banging on this weird drum but it's really bugging me for some reason Is it that old Mookie sexism rearing its head? He couldn't bear the thought of his new fave girl "choosing" to give herself anything cheesecake appropriate because only villains want to look sexy, but he still wanted to show off her figure because he's desperately horny for her?
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 14:22 |
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I didn't speculate on it that much but I was guessing probably laziness. Oh, and she "has an aversion to clothes".
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# ? Feb 1, 2020 14:29 |