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Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Krispy Wafer posted:

What? No one ever had monochrome .pict porn?

I remember being on a PC if you got one of those image files it rendered it all stretched out and we were still grateful to have it.

I remember when I was a kid in the mid-90s a friend of mine gave me a diskette with random stuff cause I fixed his PC which was displaying 320x200 on Windows 95 or something. There was a .com executable that displayed a b&w animation of a couple loving.

I had a Pentium 100mhz though so it was running so loving fast I could pretty much see the whole 2 frames at the same time. Quantum porn.

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Apple wasn't just the Beatles' holding company; it was their record label.

insta
Jan 28, 2009

Negrostrike posted:

I remember when I was a kid in the mid-90s a friend of mine gave me a diskette with random stuff cause I fixed his PC which was displaying 320x200 on Windows 95 or something. There was a .com executable that displayed a b&w animation of a couple loving.

I had a Pentium 100mhz though so it was running so loving fast I could pretty much see the whole 2 frames at the same time. Quantum porn.

I remember those. They were bootsector viruses that Windows would end up stopping.

namlosh
Feb 11, 2014

I name this haircut "The Sad Rhino".
The mercury delay memory was sonically activated too, right?

I think torsion wire memory in old calculators was the craziest scheme I know of aside from the mercury tubes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
CRT memory was weird.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

empty baggie posted:

Not sure if this is a joke, but it’s one reason why the Beatles weren’t on the iTunes Store for so long.

I was being sarcastic.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro



Hi :wave:

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

replace that ghastly ergo keyboard with a model M and hell yeah

e. Commander Keen and Jill of the Jungle demo disks in that holder to the left too

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



namlosh posted:

I think torsion wire memory in old calculators was the craziest scheme I know of aside from the mercury tubes.
I haven't heard of this, please tell me more

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://twitter.com/dpatrickrodgers/status/1222336816914796544?s=21

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



God drat thats cool

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Ooh I can just hear that machine in that picture.

Techmoan shows off a early 90s video phone
https://youtu.be/I6El_iKwQsY

Its fascinating how everyone was convinced video phones were coming. Telecoms spent millions trying to develop them, but nothing ever came of it. The backbone wasn't strong enough for video and audio, so it was more expensive, slow, bad in every way. Teleconferences were common, but only for big business. Plus people wanted phones that were easy to use and video phones were not that at all.

Then when the internet comes along and chatting with someone over video was super easy and now we straight up have video phone, but who the hell uses it regularly? I use it to talk to my parents at Christmas and maybe a few other times if someone has something to show me, but the idea of straight up sci-fi video calls being the primary communication tool for people is dead. Hell, we're basically using telegrams via texting. It is funny how many sci-fi shows do show video calls still being used when just plane text messages would be so much better in the situations.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

It's because they want to show you both actors, of course. Shows like Sherlock came up with all sorts of clever tricks to put texting on the screen, but two faces talking is still the gold standard in terms of immediacy and engagement. Facetime and stuff is trying to live up to what's essentially a narrative device.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I've actually used a Tandberg system from somewhere around 2000 that must have been a direct descendant of that one. Nice large (for the time) Tandberg branded TV with a camera, control box underneath with four(!) phone plugs for eight(!) channels of ISDN, for a 512/512 kbit connection.
(ISDN was 64kbit/sec/channel in Europe and 56 in the US, I believe? Not that I remember why - something about inline or separate control channels?)

We used it so soldiers in Oslo could be taught by high school teachers in northernmost north Norway, as far as I remember. Perfectly usable quality, but it really would have made more sense over aDSL ... or the 10mbit fibre hookup to the Norwegian defense network, but I guess they didn't want to hook the school at the other end up with that.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

This picture is very comforting, like a warm blanket and a cup of hot coco on a snow day :kimchi:

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I need to listen to that "March of the Pigs" single CD now.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008

twistedmentat posted:

Ooh I can just hear that machine in that picture.

Techmoan shows off a early 90s video phone
https://youtu.be/I6El_iKwQsY

Its fascinating how everyone was convinced video phones were coming. Telecoms spent millions trying to develop them, but nothing ever came of it. The backbone wasn't strong enough for video and audio, so it was more expensive, slow, bad in every way. Teleconferences were common, but only for big business. Plus people wanted phones that were easy to use and video phones were not that at all.

Then when the internet comes along and chatting with someone over video was super easy and now we straight up have video phone, but who the hell uses it regularly? I use it to talk to my parents at Christmas and maybe a few other times if someone has something to show me, but the idea of straight up sci-fi video calls being the primary communication tool for people is dead. Hell, we're basically using telegrams via texting. It is funny how many sci-fi shows do show video calls still being used when just plane text messages would be so much better in the situations.

I do video calls every day at work. I work from home and my coworkers are across a few locations. I feel like in the last couple years we're at the point that it works reasonably well. It was only 5-10 years ago where I was at a company that had specially designated video conference rooms with ISDN connections. They were probably a little behind.

I remember hearing about ISDN and T1 connections, and thinking I would want one of those, they sounded so fast. When I was looking at colleges, one of them said they had dual OC-3 connections for the campus. That's only 300 Mbits. I have a gigabit connection at my house, it's essentially the standard option.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Ape of Naples posted:

I need to listen to that "March of the Pigs" single CD now.

Everything in here hits me right in good feels. Drinking Jolt, being barely online, gaming all night, not a care in the world.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Computer viking posted:

I've actually used a Tandberg system from somewhere around 2000 that must have been a direct descendant of that one.
I had a Cisco rep demo one at work and it was atrocious. The codec box wouldn't play nice with our filtering and required an assload of bandwidth to work.
The camera was amazing and the image quality was great, but no way was the setup worth it.

And this was when Skype was getting off the ground, so it was doubly useless.

FilthyImp has a new favorite as of 17:06 on Jan 30, 2020

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit


It has some weird VGA cable with a built in wireless receiver. Has a 3.5 disk with drivers for Windows 3.1 or 95

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

RF? - NO.
WIRES!

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Jerry Cotton posted:

RF? - NO.
WIRES!

Please stop posting quotes from my C.V.

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Johnny Aztec posted:



It has some weird VGA cable with a built in wireless receiver. Has a 3.5 disk with drivers for Windows 3.1 or 95

That thing is like one step removed from being a product in a Tim and Eric sketch. I'm sure it would work great with my Cinco MIDI Organizer.

Mr.Radar has a new favorite as of 01:28 on Jan 31, 2020

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



That x10 poo poo was EVERYWHERE.

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



lol I remember being stoked as a late 90s teen, when my parents got a new TV and I got their mid-80s 28" Linytron- my video card had s-video out and I went 'sweet, huge second monitor' but lol you can't read poo poo on those

still ruled for console emulation, though

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Unperson_47 posted:

That x10 poo poo was EVERYWHERE.
Weren't they behind the ads that kept on wanting to sell "webcam security" with women who were scantily clad in the popunder adverts?

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Computer viking posted:

I've actually used a Tandberg system from somewhere around 2000 that must have been a direct descendant of that one. Nice large (for the time) Tandberg branded TV with a camera, control box underneath with four(!) phone plugs for eight(!) channels of ISDN, for a 512/512 kbit connection.
(ISDN was 64kbit/sec/channel in Europe and 56 in the US, I believe? Not that I remember why - something about inline or separate control channels?)

ISDN was sold as 128kb in the US. I know that because I was the poor fool who had to support it well into Bush’s first term for people who couldn’t get DSL.

The actual bandwidth was 56kb because 8kb was overhead. So essentially what you were talking about. But I don’t think anyone ever sold only 1 channel.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit


From Right to left on the monitors:
NeXT Megapixel 17 in N4001
M1297 High Res RGB
M4681 Multiscan
M1787 14' Color
M1299 12in RGB
M1297 High res
A2M6020 Composite
M1787 Color Plus 14
M7768 Studio Display





M1596
Performa 631CD
Quadra 630
Performa 6214CD
power Mac G3
PowerMac 7300/200
Mac IIfx
PowerPC 8500/150
Empty LC case/shell
PowerPC 9500/180MP
Mac IIx
Performa 6200CD
Performa 6214CD
PowerPC 8600/300

Not picture: 9600/200MP Quadra 950
some LC systems, couple other monitors. Pile of keyboards, few printers
Mac Pluses/Classic


These did not have a good retirement. Some of these will probably get stripped for parts/

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

twistedmentat posted:

Then when the internet comes along and chatting with someone over video was super easy and now we straight up have video phone, but who the hell uses it regularly? I use it to talk to my parents at Christmas and maybe a few other times if someone has something to show me, but the idea of straight up sci-fi video calls being the primary communication tool for people is dead. Hell, we're basically using telegrams via texting. It is funny how many sci-fi shows do show video calls still being used when just plane text messages would be so much better in the situations.

We use it pretty much every day at work because there are a lot of remote employees

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Can someone explain why they always used that beige/white plastic back in the day...like they had black plastics but didn't come into popularity till the mid 90's...they always got so dingy from cigarette smoke.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Betty Holberton suggested the UNIVAC be beige-grey and it came to be associated with computers

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

LifeSunDeath posted:

Can someone explain why they always used that beige/white plastic back in the day...like they had black plastics but didn't come into popularity till the mid 90's...they always got so dingy from cigarette smoke.

They used the plastic because it was the style at the time. But they couldn't get the white plastic, because of the war. So they had to use the big yellow ones.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Johnny Aztec posted:

Performa 6214CD

The computer of most of my childhood! The one we had before was some flavor of Tandy 1000.

I still remember booting up the Performa and playing Power Pete for the first time. Not too long afterwards I was getting shareware from a local BBS. Then an addiction to MacAddict magazine.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

LifeSunDeath posted:

Can someone explain why they always used that beige/white plastic back in the day...like they had black plastics but didn't come into popularity till the mid 90's...they always got so dingy from cigarette smoke.
I recall Jobs apparently testing the best shade of beige for the Macintosh so that it wouldn't look obvious when it aged.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


BogDew posted:

I recall Jobs apparently testing the best shade of beige for the Macintosh so that it wouldn't look obvious when it aged.

I don't know if the early ones has a specific color name, but I remember the later "beige" ones were called "Platinum"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Explosionface posted:

I don't know if the early ones has a specific color name, but I remember the later "beige" ones were called "Platinum"

My first personal PC was a tandy variant, and the poo poo was like grey/beige....but that poo poo went on for forever until the early to mid 90's....anyway, not sure JOrBs had any say in these decisions


(for some reason I remember my PC in my room as the "Tandy K-pro" but I can't find info on that one)

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

Maybe It's 'natural' colored and costs less than adding black dye.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


You're probably thinking of "Kaypro"?

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Buttcoin purse posted:

You're probably thinking of "Kaypro"?

I saw one of these at a local thrift shop years ago, I almost bought it, but for some reason didn't (I think it had some troubling, "this was probably dropped a lot" physical damage). Holy gently caress it was heavy.

My dream """portable""" computer is a Commodore SX-64. :allears:

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