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Vietnamwees posted:Well, you see, the thing about George is, he's an idiot. Is that right? I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden. So please, a little respect. For I am TMMadman, Lord of the Idiots!
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Vietnamwees posted:Well, you see, the thing about George is, he's an idiot. 
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My Vietnamwees isn't clever enough to hatch a scheme like this!
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I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys.
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You want a piece of me? You got it! 
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Feb 1, 2020 20:38
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Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton?
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Gyshall posted:Who among us hasn't snuck into the break room to nibble on a love newton? Better bring a poncho.
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Alhazred posted:Better bring a poncho. Mr. Alhazred likes to play dirty? Well, there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil.
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LifeGetsWorser posted:Mr. Alhazred likes to play dirty? Well, there's nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil. LifeGetsWorser is going away for a long long time.
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https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/1224112915491348480
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Feb 3, 2020 01:03
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Who goes to the Super Bowl with their mailman?
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Who goes to the Super Bowl with their mailman? Who goes to the Super Bowl with NEWMAN!?
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Vietnamwees posted:Who goes to the Super Bowl with NEWMAN!? 
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Feb 3, 2020 06:45
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Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy.
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Chili posted:Yup, he's a dandy. He's a real fancy boy. He is merry.
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Feb 3, 2020 21:06
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There's something I love about that coat. It's so perfectly Frank Costanza.
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Feb 3, 2020 21:29
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mojo1701a posted:There's something I love about that coat. It's so perfectly Frank Costanza.
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Rageaholic posted:Raincoats were my business. The Executive was a classic, these haven't been made in twenty years. You wanna buy a computah!? No? WHY NOT!? I see, good answer. Thank you. 
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Sash! posted:Super Bowl Sex Romp That's perverse!
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Sash! posted:Super Bowl Sex Romp Too busy!? Pick up a phone!!!
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I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
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potee posted:I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami. Yeah...THAT'S what cha did. 
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Vietnamwees posted:Yeah...THAT'S what cha did. 
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Rageaholic posted:That's a shame No, those are my every-day balloons.
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Hey Caligula, we're trying to have a civilization here.
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MightyJoe36 posted:Hey Caligula, we're trying to have a civilization here. 
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I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
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TMMadman posted:I find pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats. I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up they keep falling into my foot bath!
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LifeGetsWorser posted:I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me, but as I'm stacking them up they keep falling into my foot bath! ...this food was in the shower with you?
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JethroMcB posted:...this food was in the shower with you? I used it as I bathed.
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My father wears shoes in the pool
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Gyshall posted:My father wears shoes in the pool 
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Rageaholic posted:I WAS IN THE POOL! Stay out of the deep end, Rageaholic.
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Rageholic, Chili... I have fleas!
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Gyshall posted:Rageholic, Chili... I have fleas! That sounds about right.
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