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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Incel or satire? We may never know. Incels are already a joke so a little bit of A and B.
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its me, i am the clitoris, evading your search with balletic grace and skill, keeping just beyond the limits of your senses
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Feb 3, 2020 11:43
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I think I recently saw a post right here in gbs made by a user named "The Clitoris" But guess what. I can't loving find it.
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Feb 3, 2020 13:28
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Man my life is complete now! Had a woman tell me she had the perfect starter pussy, she said hers was perfect for beginners because it was easy to find the clit.
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Feb 4, 2020 11:20
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Kharohz posted:Man my life is complete now! Had a woman tell me she had the perfect starter pussy, she said hers was perfect for beginners because it was easy to find the clit. Somewhere an expert vulva bellows out riddles three to any man daring to brave it.
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Feb 4, 2020 11:25
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a great analogy would be that it is the tailbone of the front rear end you feel me?
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Feb 4, 2020 11:46
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Heehee Hartlocks posted:you feel me? Hmm I'll pass but thanks for offering.
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Feb 4, 2020 12:19
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Fister Roboto posted:*squeezes thumb between fingers* whoops, got your clit! Mistertique! 
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Feb 4, 2020 12:49
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Don't you see, the real clitoris was inside you all along
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Feb 4, 2020 13:36
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Flesh Forge posted:Don't you see, the real clitoris was inside you all along The real clitoris was the friends we made along the way
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Feb 4, 2020 21:33
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Icochet posted:With the prevalence of rear end eating it's likely that young men will spend hours licking a girl's tail bone wondering why nothing happens ? Guy will lick til he cumd, feels kinda nice for her then the guy passes out.
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Feb 4, 2020 21:37
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MakaVillian posted:The real clitoris was the friends we made along the way No way. I can honestly say I've always hated you guys.
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Feb 5, 2020 05:44
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i once met a girl whos clit was like 6 inches big
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numberoneposter posted:i once met a girl whos clit was like 6 inches big How did it taste?
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Feb 5, 2020 06:02
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numberoneposter posted:i once met a girl whos clit was like 6 inches big what was his name?
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Feb 5, 2020 06:30
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I found it OP. In my rear end in a top hat.
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Feb 5, 2020 06:37
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mods please change my name toKharohz posted:the perfect starter pussy tia
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Feb 5, 2020 06:38
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Just root around down there til the lady shouts "BINGO!"
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Feb 5, 2020 07:18
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yeah i found it. in my drat pants op!!!!!!! get with the times
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Feb 5, 2020 07:24
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Mirage posted:Just root around down there til the lady shouts "BINGO!" i normally just keep searching in there until i find it and marc summers gives me a nintendo or whatever as a prize
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Feb 5, 2020 07:36
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lilbeefer posted:We pronounce clitoris different in Australia and this episode was confusing for about 3 minutes until we worked it out I don’t even think anyone in the early nineties said “cluh-TOR-is”, it’s always been “clidoris” as far as I know and they really stretched that one for the joke
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Feb 5, 2020 08:40
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:i normally just keep searching in there until i find it and marc summers gives me a nintendo or whatever as a prize getting a pair of British Knights as a consolation prize
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Feb 5, 2020 09:59
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serious norman posted:I found it OP. In my rear end in a top hat. This is potentially great news. But how about you post photographic evidence instead of just flapping your gums (and by gums i mean your alleged clitoris)
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Feb 5, 2020 10:57
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Turpitude II posted:yeah i found it. What kind of pants?
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Feb 5, 2020 10:58
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Some women have big rear end clits and some have like tiny dots. It's always in the same place though so its never hard to find The joke stems from "men being bad at giving women orgasms", which they still are, judging by how many women who have to fake it or pleasure themselves to get off. Or the startling statistic about women who have never orgasmed at all
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Feb 5, 2020 11:10
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We sent an expedition, but they never returned. A recovered journal recorded one explorer's heroic last words. "I'm just going inside... I may be some time."
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Feb 5, 2020 12:36
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*busts into thread breathless, carrying the clitoris up high in both hands* “Guys! I found it! The things...the things I had to do...awful...but I got it!” *trips over a dropped cherry vape pen, clitoris flies through the air towards open storm drain, oddly placed inside of a thread* “NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
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Feb 5, 2020 17:06
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Are our porn movies doing enough to teach men about the clitoris?
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Feb 5, 2020 17:26
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what if we're all the clitoris?
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Feb 5, 2020 17:39
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The Rage posted:what if we're all the clitoris? *flicks self for an hour* *nothing happens* That's a negatory.
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Feb 6, 2020 06:18
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Icochet posted:I think I recently saw a post right here in gbs made by a user named "The Clitoris" What's going on in here???
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Feb 6, 2020 06:32
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Shhh everyone, I think this here's a live exemplar of the elusive Clitorus Rubius! It seems to be blundering about the thread completely unaware. Get the net canons ready, it's a big one!
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Feb 6, 2020 07:00
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The Clitoris posted:What's going on in here???  FailedOrganics101 posted:Shhh everyone, I think this here's a live exemplar of the elusive Clitorus Rubius! It seems to be blundering about the thread completely unaware. Get the net canons ready, it's a big one! I'm sorry but i think i'll go apeshit thusly  
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Feb 6, 2020 09:45
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who the gently caress locked this thread? It's like if columbus finally spotted land and immediately turned around
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Feb 6, 2020 10:46
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i hosed too much and now I have run out of dick
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Feb 6, 2020 12:58
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The clitoris is old hat, now it's all about the perineum. Get at it boys, find that gold in them thar downhills!
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Feb 6, 2020 13:41
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I found it but then I lost it again. That thing is a slippery fucker.
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Feb 6, 2020 13:49
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big clit big life
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Feb 6, 2020 13:54
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The Clitoris posted:What's going on in here??? Hah! Found you. Now take me to your pot of gold, you whimsical creature
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Thinking about going as the clit next Halloween. Wear a pink hoodie and hide in a bush all night
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