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Wheany posted:has anyone said coinbutt yet? boxturret literally just said it, how about you learn to read
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 14:31 |
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...! posted:boxturret literally just said it, how about you learn to read
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 15:06 |
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dickquack
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 16:58 |
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https://qz.com/1797589/crypto-ponzi-scheme-took-mlb-players-for-millions/
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 21:01 |
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So somebody I know is dealing with a poop touching VP at work whose pet project is a blockchain based game played with Ethereuem. They've gotten all the way to wanting some QA testing for an MVP and even after being told "Nobody here can playtest the game because nobody here owns or wants to own Ethereum" the lightbulb still hasn't come on that this idea is dumb as hell
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 22:59 |
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Some crypto outfit tricked my employer into writing a proposal for a mining warehouse and promptly started stiffing them on invoices once they got the first draft Went on an hour long rant to my boss about how basically everything associated with cryptocurrency is a scam and now I'm basically the crypto liason for the company Can't wait to get chewed out at some point for essentially telling the company to turn down work
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 23:09 |
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Mammon Loves You posted:So somebody I know is dealing with a poop touching VP at work whose pet project is a blockchain based game played with Ethereuem. They've gotten all the way to wanting some QA testing for an MVP and even after being told "Nobody here can playtest the game because nobody here owns or wants to own Ethereum" the lightbulb still hasn't come on that this idea is dumb as hell can you send him to a libertarian meetup group
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 23:10 |
Not a Children posted:Some crypto outfit tricked my employer into writing a proposal for a mining warehouse and promptly started stiffing them on invoices once they got the first draft just get them to implement a pay-up-front policy for anything crypto related, with the proposal as proof. that should shut down 99% of crypto poo poo
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 23:22 |
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https://twitter.com/Krypticrooks/status/1225145160872480768 https://twitter.com/Krypticrooks/status/1225145884452753408 https://twitter.com/Krypticrooks/status/1225146609488551941 https://twitter.com/Krypticrooks/status/1225147343189704709
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# ? Feb 5, 2020 23:36 |
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does the world really need another adult oriented* bitcoin cartoon? *bitcoins being urinated upon and/or vomiting
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:05 |
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Boxturret posted:does the world really need another adult oriented* bitcoin cartoon? Was there ever a definitive one
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:31 |
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Boxturret posted:does the world really need another adult oriented* bitcoin cartoon? I will piss on physical buttcoins and throw them in a black hole. The only cartoon I wanna see is the bit going down the roller coaster. It never gets old.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 00:54 |
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i would watch a cartoon of the shutter shades and top hat bitcoin loving the lip-smacking mumbly bitcoin
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:02 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:i would watch a cartoon of the shutter shades and top hat bitcoin loving the lip-smacking mumbly bitcoin Goddamn I understand everything in this post. Gotta take a shower!
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 01:07 |
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Buttcoin (バットコイン Batokoin rear end Coin) is Satoshi Nakomoto's down special move. Satoshi Nakomoto crouches down while Satoshi Nakomoto deploys an explosive cryptocurrency backwards. The coin bounces in a slightly unpredictable fashion before detonating on contact or on a timer. As an item, it can be picked up by any investor, though this does not stop it from exploding in characters' hands. However, this property makes the move useful for tether recovery. Only one cryptocurrency can be present at a time; Satoshi Nakomoto refuses to use another until the first has exploded. If a Buttcoin detonates on contact with an opponent, the resulting explosion will not harm the Satoshi Nakomoto that originated it. It shares this property with Bruce Wagner and Ross Ulbricht's coins. In Mt. Gox, this move made a fart sound when being used; such sound effect is absent in reddit. However, if the move is used while a coin is already out, a faint "toot" sound can be heard from Satoshi Nakomoto. This move was not named in Mt. Gox or reddit, being rolled into bitcoin as one ability, and is not present in any other ponzi schemes. This makes YOSPOS the first time this move has ever been given an official name. However, the animation has always been internally named "coin rear end", which the Japanese name of the move is a literal translation of.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 03:17 |
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Azathoth posted:just get them to implement a pay-up-front policy for anything crypto related, with the proposal as proof. that should shut down 99% of crypto poo poo can confirm: the way to make crypto idiots vanish like morning dew is to take cash up front only hell, just saying "not set up for crypto sorry but we sure do take dollars" is often enough
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 12:48 |
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haha you guys interact with bitcoiners that's one step away from touching the poop
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 14:42 |
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wow how kooky and random also why is jeffrey epstein in there, did he have bitcoins
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 15:43 |
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Shame Boy posted:
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 15:55 |
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i can't believe he included the transpotime 21 bus going through a black worm hole
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:09 |
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Boxturret posted:i can't believe he included the transpotime 21 bus going through a black worm hole hahah holy poo poo i didn't even see that the first time, that's fantastic
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:13 |
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Shame Boy posted:
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:30 |
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CampingCarl posted:would you be shocked to find out that a pedophile funded cryptocurrency programs? because it shouldn't and he did. nah like right after i posted that i went "oh right, bitcoin"
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 16:44 |
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Boxturret posted:i can't believe he included the transpotime 21 bus going through a black worm hole It's not the transpotime 21 bus, it's just a tribute.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:04 |
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Shame Boy posted:nah like right after i posted that i went "oh right, bitcoin" “You gross pedophile! No I do not want to see a 30 minute presentation on the future of money!”
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 17:12 |
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Shame Boy posted:
invest in Doge, not dogecoin
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:27 |
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 18:47 |
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Boxturret posted:i can't believe he included the transpotime 21 bus going through a black worm hole i can not believe what you wrote it !
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 19:15 |
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haha, i was playing borderlands 3 and it made fun of bitcoiners after i completed a quest, the quest giver confessed to secretly being a bitcoin miner. he then told me his bitcoins were going to make him one of the wealthy elite, so i could have all of his "worthless paper money." i lolled i am such a nerd
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 19:35 |
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...! posted:haha, i was playing borderlands 3 and it made fun of bitcoiners Source you are quotes dot dot dot exclamation mark
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 20:02 |
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someone save that poor dog
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 21:45 |
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Paladinus posted:It's not the transpotime 21 bus, it's just a tribute.
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:09 |
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...! posted:haha, i was playing borderlands 3 and it made fun of bitcoiners did you shoot him in the face?
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 22:12 |
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https://twitter.com/altsbit/status/1225319347687653377?s=19 no exchange will ever be hacked starting now https://twitter.com/duganist/status/1225423684715847682?s=19
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# ? Feb 6, 2020 23:55 |
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sorry to hear of your rosses
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 00:15 |
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A fool and his money can be profitable.
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 00:56 |
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Gobbeldygook posted:https://twitter.com/altsbit/status/1225319347687653377?s=19
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 01:23 |
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i think he's trying to be the minibearwhale for alternative bitcoins? like buy a lot to stop a crash i guess??
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 01:58 |
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sounds to me like he had some high priced sell orders on BS nobody wants
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# ? Feb 7, 2020 02:03 |
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Nomnom Cookie posted:sounds to me like he had some high priced sell orders on BS nobody wants he says he lost btc, so it was rock bottom buy orders for BS nobody wants because he is a degenerate gambler and "if it ever gets that low, there's nowhere to go but up!"
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