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DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

darkwasthenight posted:

The handjobs were hetronormative, the family facials were "European". I'm fairly sure the prudes poster was also the same one as the "my extensive time in Europe means I can confirm that Irish and British people would NEVER EVER marry or even associate" so I'm skeptical on their specific level of euthority.

I think that was two different people but I can’t be hosed to go check. One of them might have been the one who accused someone of paedophilia for posting obsessively about Van Halen.

But yes, despite the Irish having several boatloads worth of historical reasons to dislike the English, the two of them can barely keep their genitals out of each other.

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rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

DoctorTristan posted:

I think that was two different people but I can’t be hosed to go check. One of them might have been the one who accused someone of paedophilia for posting obsessively about Van Halen.

But yes, despite the Irish having several boatloads worth of historical reasons to dislike the English, the two of them can barely keep their genitals out of each other.

Don't remember the thread, but that was a tiny brontosaurus rereg getting mad at somebody during a derail about Billie Eilish not knowing who Van Halen is.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I was listening to the Flop House Slender episode and I made me think about the thread where he was created. That thread was huge and there was a lot of good stuff in it.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



twistedmentat posted:

I was listening to the Flop House Slender episode and I made me think about the thread where he was created. That thread was huge and there was a lot of good stuff in it.

You'll need this: https://gist.githubusercontent.com/...d0/randomwaffle

And then there's the thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3150591

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Following along with that thread live as it happened was the closest I've ever been to internet history.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Captain Hygiene posted:

I'm not well versed on meat shoes lore, was there ever a definitive answer or was it just a magical idea that was too good for this world?

I don't believe there ever was an official Hulk Hogan Meat Shoe, however lapsed poster dinozombiesgoRARR created something beautiful: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hulk-hogan-meatshoes/3/

(There's no SAClopedia entry on the hulk hogan meat shoes, wtf)

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:lmao:
I had forgotten about that, what a blast from the past. :tipshat:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Moon Slayer posted:

Following along with that thread live as it happened was the closest I've ever been to internet history.

Yea i know. I've had teens working for me that were into marble hornets and others when they were younger and I'd be "Oh yea, i was there man, when Slenderman was created!". Then they call me old and ignore me.


Phy posted:

I don't believe there ever was an official Hulk Hogan Meat Shoe, however lapsed poster dinozombiesgoRARR created something beautiful: https://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/hulk-hogan-meatshoes/3/

(There's no SAClopedia entry on the hulk hogan meat shoes, wtf)

I always wondered, did they work as advertised?

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

There's published academic research about the slenderman thread:
https://smile.amazon.com/Slender-Man-Coming-Creepypasta-Contemporary/dp/1607327805
That's a collection of short papers from various researchers.

If I may be a bit smug: I'm quoted (as "Leperflesh") in that book twice.

How do I use this script? Is it like a greasemonkey script or do I need some other plugin?

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Feb 6, 2020

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:
Can someone give a rundown on JasTiger? Some dweeb Pete stan in D&D dem primary thread was outed as a rereg.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



I was around for the creation of Slenderman as well, and named a track on my 2009 album after it. Figured it would be a funny goon shibboleth, nothing more.

I deeply regret it now, even though some Australian film student used it (with my permission) for one of his projects, a documentary on the phenomenon. I don't even think he was a goon. :psyduck: That poo poo got wild.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

gandlethorpe posted:

Can someone give a rundown on JasTiger? Some dweeb Pete stan in D&D dem primary thread was outed as a rereg.

really hatea the south

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

really hatea the south

And loved Iowa, and was a frequent poster in the Unpopular Opinion thread.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

gandlethorpe posted:

Can someone give a rundown on JasTiger? Some dweeb Pete stan in D&D dem primary thread was outed as a rereg.

Garbage poster with a side of sex pest. Posted a lot about hating the south, being proud of living in Iowa, and an uncomfortable erotic fascination with Lena Dunham. Finally got perma'd for creeping on female goons in PMs.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Jastiger also said it was morally fine to record a 14 year old girl changing her clothes with a hidden camera because "it doesnt HARM her so what's wrong with it?". He ate a perma dying on that hill IIRC

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

really hatea the south

D E S P E R A T E L Y wanted to bone Lena Dunham. Wasn't there a user recently-ish that that had similar obsession with a similar woman?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Antivehicular posted:

Garbage poster with a side of sex pest. Posted a lot about hating the south, being proud of living in Iowa, and an uncomfortable erotic fascination with Lena Dunham. Finally got perma'd for creeping on female goons in PMs.

I thought it was for defending a dude who jerked it to child porn

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

gandlethorpe posted:

Can someone give a rundown on JasTiger? Some dweeb Pete stan in D&D dem primary thread was outed as a rereg.

I think it's hilarious that he ended up getting taken down by posts in support of a man who eats cinnamon rolls like this:



I'm adding bonus pics of Booty-Jig eating because his expression is one of the funniest things I've ever seen:


Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




Rowan Atkinson you can't be the president.

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Bogus Adventure posted:

I'm adding bonus pics of Booty-Jig eating because his expression is one of the funniest things I've ever seen:



lmao

one of the recent competitors for australia's prime ministership was given a hotdog at a pr event and instead of starting at one end and working through as is the time-honoured tradition, he started eating it from the middle

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

hallelujah posted:

lmao

one of the recent competitors for australia's prime ministership was given a hotdog at a pr event and instead of starting at one end and working through as is the time-honoured tradition, he started eating it from the middle

Like... bit it in half and then ate the ends? Or nibbled on it like a cob of corn? I am baffled and troubled

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

The Iowa chop!

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Antivehicular posted:

Like... bit it in half and then ate the ends? Or nibbled on it like a cob of corn? I am baffled and troubled
i never saw the final outcome, but he bit straight into the middle like a hamburger

Hub Cat
Aug 3, 2011

Trunk Lover

Antivehicular posted:

Like... bit it in half and then ate the ends? Or nibbled on it like a cob of corn? I am baffled and troubled

Not Australian but I think it's this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oaGN_rgK7dk also I remember the one guy ate a raw onion skin and all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPVCKnkKWA

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Finally getting the attention it deserves!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

hallelujah posted:

i never saw the final outcome, but he bit straight into the middle like a hamburger

I do the bite then unroll sometimes too. It's rare, but it happens.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

maybe he only intended to take a single bite, and didn't want to just have a bite of mostly bun

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Oh god are we really going to talk about politics here too

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

Leperflesh posted:

maybe he only intended to take a single bite, and didn't want to just have a bite of mostly bun

The sausage was deep inside a baguette-style roll, so a bun-only bite was exactly what he got!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Some of the Sheep posted:

The sausage was deep inside a baguette-style roll, so a bun-only bite was exactly what he got!



Ooooooh! I thought it was a cinnamon roll. Never mind, forget that weirdo. His victory will turn to ash in his mouth and he will rule over nothing!

Now let's all talk about the best way to eat a cinnamon roll.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Some of the Sheep posted:

The sausage was deep inside a baguette-style roll, so a bun-only bite was exactly what he got!



Pro tier move would be to just repeatedly bite off all the useless extra bread and callously spit it out onto the ground before enjoying the good part.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Pick posted:

Oh god are we really going to talk about politics here too

I've had to unfollow so many threads I used to love in the past weeks because politics have become such a huge anxiety trigger for me. :(

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Jastiger is one of those posters who will never truly leave us. Dude was claiming to have an active alt in the confession thread long before that most recent account was even registered.

Would that all the returning permas were like Avshalom.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Everything is politics now. Joose is politics, meat shoes is politics. Welcome to the hell timeline.

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
to get the thread back on track, can anybody tell me what was the instigation for twisty being interrogated by the fbi

hallelujah
Jan 26, 2020

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
it wasn't because he personally threatened anybody. twisty would never.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Jastiger is one of those posters who will never truly leave us. Dude was claiming to have an active alt in the confession thread long before that most recent account was even registered.

Would that all the returning permas were like Avshalom.

He must have enormous restraint in refraining from posting about Iowa or the South to avoid getting spotted

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

He must have enormous restraint in refraining from posting about Iowa or the South to avoid getting spotted

his user name was PepsiOverCoke

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
its ok I had exactly the same reaction when it was pointed out

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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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